Lost on the wrong side of town? Having trouble navigating a ghetto environment? Scared for your f*cking life because you weren't taught how to face impoverished minorities? Let HoodCode explain the do's and dont's as your urban survival guide. It just might save your sneakers. Or your money. Or your life. But mostly your sneakers. 

Remember - EVERYBODY needs some HoodCode

Disclaimer: HoodCode is not responsible for keeping you out of any form of danger. That's on you. We just do this for laughs.

HoodCode!

HoodCode done stepped into the podcast world y'all! Now you can get your laugh on in the car, at home, or on any mobile device! FREE TO DOWNLOAD!
 
You ever hop on the bus and damn near fainted from the smell? Or had the bus get pulled over when nxggas started scrappin' cuz a homie showed another nxgga girl getting piped down on his phone? What about when you gotta wait 3 minutes to cash out cuz a fiend tryna use $1.37 to hit the lottery?This is how we deal with these ugly ass conveniences at bus stops and corner stores!

HoodCode! Bus Stops & Corner Stores

You know the girls who seem normal (or hoe-ish), get knocked up, then flip the ENTIRE script on everybody? All the way from Instagram belly pics to finding a babysitter so they can hit the club every other week - we tearin' these chicks down the HoodCode way.

HoodCode! - Crazy and Pregnant

Disclaimer: The cast of HoodCode themselves don't believe supporting "colorism" against black and brown people, it's just an observation...and sometimes you see dark dudes always driving Buicks and light skins with duck face selfies lmfao 

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Joey Crashbox| @Joey Crashbox
Mike| @gatesgotwings
Trish| @flowerbomb_t
Rika| @peprika_92
Rozie| @roziee_fbaby
Richard| @richorricky

HoodCode! - Light Skin vs. Dark Skin

The club can be a savage place if you don't prepare yourself properly. Dress your part, watch ya step, and for the love of everything hood and holy - pack some mutha f*ckin' breath mints. Nobody is taking you home with hot dumpster breath! How to use #HoodCode in the club!

HoodCode! - Clubbin and Baggin

Now, if your favorite bag of chips is the Utz plain wavy joints - that's cool. You not basic. You just enjoy the simple things in life. But if you the type to add hot sauce to every meal and have the nerve to say you like "spicy foods"....BxTCH YOU BASIC....WOO!

HoodCode: Basic Bxtches!

My mind is a TV and the channels are always flipping
I'm on the outside inviting you to step into the tractor beam
This route stops at
HoodCode|RealCode|Toon Trendz
Enjoy the ride!

HoodCode!

ATO