Irregular redditor 
When I'm not a cypher competitor 
Bet I be checking best of world star
Niggas fighting like def jam vendetta 
Seen a couple ghetto hoes in high heeled stilettos get Mayweathered 
Welcome to reddit land of the grammar Nazi
Sending fools into panic over misplaced apostrophes 
Hope they one day make it to the front page
Probably not cuz no one understands your brand of comedy
Cheesy wit it like a pizza given 
Swimming in a sea of sinners 
Half us niggas don't believe religion 
You better hope to god nobody calling repost
Ya watch em as they confiscate your karma like a repo
Today I Learned all kinds of current events
I'm like a furnace keeping it burning that's word to my ents
Unintentionally stumble into what the fuck and the disturbing stuff that be turning up be fucking turning my stomach
I'm not a rich boy
And at this point I'm holding up a sign saying will rap for bitcoin
I kick ass to kick boredom 
These tracks i destroy em
Benefit of loving every minute when I'm recording
That's why my first stop always making hip hop
Favorite subreddit ever til this niggas ticker stops tocking
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Soft bitches shit talk and get noped
No cobwebs

Long Time Lurker [Prod. nwafc]

http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/2l7bt8/battle_second_round_eight_competitors_remain/

My name is Shere Khan and here is my monotonous flow
It never changes I might sing a bit but probably no
As you can see my self esteem has reached an all time low
Cuz both my girlfriends cheated on me and then walked out the door
https://soundcloud.com/iamfaceless/cypher-17-mhh
https://soundcloud.com/iamfaceless/mhh-cypher-19-women
Its probably cuz he chose to use the same moves in the sack
And then this loser gets confused when they stop calling him back
I have to admit the fact that you were right about those dirty bitches
I'm the one they cheated with and now my penis burns and itches
Am I worried? Not even in the slightest son
I'll have this whack ass rapper throwing tantrums like he Midas son
I'm not a fighter but I'll pass a fist through this bitch's face til  
everything breaks and you become the quiet one
http://youtu.be/B2UllMf-gWw
Ya one trick tiger slim shady dick rider
Just heard from killer mike and his advice? Bitch retire
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2l6k0m/we_are_elp_and_killer_mike_of_run_the_jewels_ask/clrzm5v
And yo that's real cute thinking that you is a big timer
But to tell the truth I'd have a tougher match against squire


Khan Artist. [Acid bRain vs. Shere Khan Round 1]

http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/2l7bt8/battle_second_round_eight_competitors_remain/

Goddamn Shere Khan are you trying to make this easy?
Why the fuck would I need pizza when your rhymes so cheesy?
Come on really
Filler lines about bitches eating bowls of chicken?
That's an easy way to get steam rolled in this competition
With that weak submission
Are you even trying?
Guess tigers really can't posses the heart of a lion
I hope next round you plan to bring it harder than diamonds
Its OK you little pussy its safe to come out from hiding
And you right my SoundCloud looking a little scare
But you could do track a day nobody would care
In the end homie you know that its quality over quantity
A verse from me is worth more than ten from this wanna be
And whats with calling people gay when you battle?
Must be your only defense when you shook up and rattled
Not that I'm saying its wrong for a man to love another fella
With that being said, Khan is there something you trying to tell us?


I Came, I Saw, I Khanquered [Acid bRain vs. Shere Khan Rd. 2]

Been away from the MHH for a minute pardon my absence/
Went off track, put rap on pause you know shit happens/
It's on and cracking now, back balling on all madden/
Acid brain, dragon mouth can't be doused with a thousand gallons/

Poking around scoping the talent and competition/
Astounded when I found the sub was in this condition/
Asking how half these sound cloud clowns win cypher crowns?/
Spitting flows so watered down, should ship em to Flint Michigan/

To be fair, now and again I hear a couple gems/
No where near comparing how it was back when/
Technicalities ain't win battles 
'Fore flakiness reigned/
Every week emcees pushed themselves to step up they game/

Damn shame myself to blame really should have stayed active/
Help members get better, even I'd gain practice/
Sad it seems the subreddit's veterans always vanish/
Cuz it's gonna take the  dopest to  lead us past the wackness/


The Wackness. MHH Cypher Vol. 7

Lyrics:

This dude so nice, on beats like white on rice/
You try to do this shit 
But you ain't quite as nice/
I'm a steal ya bitch
I got your girl feeling right/
She open up her legs 
I eat the box like Mike and Ike's/

Yeah that bitch is mine tonight
Pussy bomb, dynamite/
She wanna get it rough 
Looking like she trying to fight/
Lay on my back
Climb on like she ride a bike/
Say she love this dick
Trying to ride for life/

Ride for life? No way!!/
Just tryin to kill the pussy, Oj./
Hit it once, then I'm done. Coldplay!!/
Now take this money and go/

Uhh Get on the road
Go home/
Done with you hoe 
Already rode me and blown/
No need to call 
Ain't picking up the phone/
Probably change my number 
So the hoe leave me alone/

Original Lyrics:

The dude so nice, on this beat like white on rice/ 
You can try to do this shit, but you ain't quite as nice/ 
I'm a steal ya bitch, got your girl feelin right tonight/ 
She open up her legs, I eat that box like it's Mike and ikes/ 
Yeah that bitch is mine tonight, pussy the bomb, dynamite/ 
She wanna get it rough, lookin like she tryin to fight/ 
I lay on my back, yeah she climb on like she ride a bike/ 
Say she Love this dick, yeah say she tryin to ride for life/ 
Ride for life?, no way!/ 
I'm just tryin to kill that pussy, OJ/ 
Hit once and then I'm done, Cold play/ 
Now take this money, and go away/
Uh, get on the road and go home/ 
I'm done with you hoe, you already rode me and you've blown/ 
Ain't no need to call me, I ain't picking up the phone/ 
Probably change my number, so that hoe leave me alone/

FTS Challenge Vol. 3

Acid bRain vs. Mingz Round. 1

RE: https://soundcloud.com/mingz34/missiles-vs-pistols

Remains anonymous 
Got to be honest 
I can't say I blame him/
Wouldn't want my name on that god awful abomination/
But not the least bit Kush looking ridiculous/
Bet his birth certificate say Reggie Bammer Snicklefritz

Confused how you proud to call that foul sound music?/
Mixtape just an hour long bowel movement/
Couldn't listen at length 
Ain't possess the strength/ 
Should change the name from 
Tsunami to Septic Tank/

Definitely was the definition of a shit collection/
Kicking Incredibly Dreadful Sentences 
Expressed in a depressing Lil Dicky impression/ 
All ya missiles missed the mark your response best respawn with different weapons/

So go ahead and let him keep them  extra bars/ 
This guy departed by leaving a heaping pile 
Of steaming feces
Right on top of some already hot garbage/
Waste of my time
Over fore this even started/


The Human Missile Crisis [Battle]

MHH Battle vs Franszon

At last you're going second
Thank the heavens and your lucky stars 
Afraid it ain't enough to make up for your sus as fuck bars 

The Judges even said you sucked 
Agee had the dub clutched 
Could have puked on the track
And took it without an if and or but

But guess what?
In the end 
It benefits me the most 
Rapper match up like a Christmas present complete with a bow 


Waited eager all week to either this Ebenezer  
Peek into your future as an emcee 
And all you see is a ghost 

And as for your beats 
They just as weak 
You should just delete 
Everything you've put out and start the fuck over fresh on a clean sheet 

No doubt you came from the mean streets 
Cuz you'll never be nice on the mic
If you don't wanna get de-ceased
Better take Agees advice 

As of now 
You out here like you haven't the slightest clue 
Guess his tiny fangs tried to bite more than this guys could chew
Swill the so unfortunate truth 
Is that it's already over for you
Only chance maybe win
Is if I got food poisoning too 

Untitled and Unmixed [Battle]

Acid bRain vs. Franszon Rd 2.

RE: https://soundcloud.com/simon-karlin/mhh-battle-franszon-vs-acidicspitter-verse-1

Lyrics:

Hope you're hearing this shit while home alone
Cuz you bout to get embarrassed 
Got some fucking never talking bout who I might got for parents

You're what would spawn if that Lotto dude out of 8 mile 
And the chick from the girl with the dragon tattoo had a rape child 

This pedophile is having some trouble containing his gayness 
Ideal vacation is in Jared from subways basement 

So if I'm sniffing panties 
You probably sniffing some briefs
And like shit from ikea won't be leaving here in one piece 
Speaking of one piece 
I ain't have to dig all that deep 
To find out IBR isn't our only anime geek 

Only difference is he watches with his hands down his trousers
This ugly fucking bowser even thinks bout it in the shower (https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/43ntcy/spoiler_shower_thoughts/)

Uh, so no thanks to your totally gay Naruto role play (https://www.reddit.com/r/NarutoWorldRP/)
Probably wanna sit on Sauskes dick and just fucking rotate 
Be a cold snow day in hell before you beat me 
Just ain't no way 
Taking this hands down what's left of you 
There won't be no trace


Skeemin' [Battle]

You predicted that guy would win then said I was trippin?/
Suckaduck ain't your mother teach don't never count your chickens/
Now your bitchin Cuz your pre-writtens don't mean shit/
Tried to be slick with the judges but all for nothing you heaved bricks/

(https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4a7noo/battle_tournament_6_round_2_judging_nonjudges/d0z198e?context=3)

Your mic needs fixing or maybe you just mixing wrong/
Everything he spit on like a remix to the whisper song/
Wait til you see my gifs, aye bitch/ 
Give up with the kiddish gimmicks get a grip so you can finish strong/
I can see why you feel like they need to read the lyrics/
Sixteen so incoherent we can't even hear it/
But what's clear is you still don't know the definition of slant rhymes/
Year later nearly same disses last time/

(https://soundcloud.com/livingroom-superstar/reddit-battle-round-32-suckaduckunion-vs-acicid-spitter) 

Next I bet he tell me I use way too many rhyme schemes/
Expect to win and you the junkie living pipe dreams/
Funny said my tracks gets progressively worse/
But for you in this battle exact could be said for each verse/


90 Minutes or Less [Battle]

Acid bRain vs. SuckaDuck Rd 2.

I gotta confess this shit was a let down 
Should have been of the best rounds 
So stoked off his intros 
Must have forgot that the rest counts 

Half assed out of practice flow 
Add a dose of some average jokes 
We was hoping for something massive 
Well  just had a massive stroke 

But what about bronze?
Pump ya brakes don't even bring up that discussion
Come with that fucking disgrace?
Yo ass would be lucky coming in 8th
You basically flaked 

Stop if  I'm getting off base 
By round one you just lost faith
Tried blaming his occupation cuz on the mic had an off day

This moment forth running up the score 
The judging thread don't bother check 
Just like the method you record
You phoned it in and called collect

Thinking maybe he's washed up 
Done  peaked  hit his pinnacle 
This just can't be the same suckaduck that I saw fucking up River with biblicals 

Claim to be feeling alive?
Sad is the fact thats a fallacy 
How am I lighting this bitch up?
Obviously not a match for me 

So cut the crap with the apathy 
Homie practically a casualty 
Mad the reality your verses lacking in personals and personality 

Dial Down The Center [Battle]

Im sonning kids like I got baby fever
Like frieza wasting vegeta right before the final stage is where I leave ya 
Surprised to see me yeah I didn't think you'd make it either
Looking like the guy who sings choloate rain meets the angry beavers 

And how you won a tournament? 
Don't have a damn clue 
Maybe cuz the stiffest competition in that bitch was Andrew 
On the surface it would seem like y'all were mad cool
But he murders you in every track y'all on like he can't stand you 

And as I scanned through the rest of this guys playlist 
I found out he's the type we should never let kids play with 
On a scale from one to heinous, not sure where he places
But IBR must stand for Ibrahim the Bedtime Rapist  
(https://soundcloud.com/sunreyhiphop/bedtime-stories-ft-andrew-ibr) 
All this weird shit bout whispering and shoving and tugging 
After listening to that I think my ears need scrubbing 
Beating him at his own game 
Kicking him out his own party
No doubt you from Canada
everything out your mouth is sorry



I.B.R [Battle]

Battle vs I.B.R Round 2

There was an Itsy Bitchy Rhymer, crap was all he could spout
Til down came Acid bRain to smack him right in his mouth
You think you hot for beating Ray? 
I'm having several doubts
And since you brought your B game 
I guess I'll have to spell this out 

Dissing my performance in the semis? Bitch you're one to talk
That Inconsistent and Barely in Rhythm flow was fucking awk...
Your weak attempt to ride the beat was simply a failure
Should title it Mediocre featuring Ibby Azaleia

No surprise to me you don't know the meaning of baby fever
Never seen where babies come from, nor a pair of baby feeders
Yet to get laid its gucci don't feel ashamed 
If I thought hoochies all had cootie ridden coochies wouldn't chase em either
(https://soundcloud.com/ibr/just-ibby-things-mhh-cypher-18-2015)

I kill emcees then leave em salty making battle jerky
You don't want this beef like its been infected with cattle herpes
Plus your singing sucks, we just didn't have the heart to tell ya 
Wanna kill me? Post a 16 of you singing acapella 



R.B.Is [Battle]

Generosity? Yeah that's not for me 
Couldn't spare a dollar even if I won the lottery
Call it greed 
But talk is cheap 
So save the conversation if you ain't making offers my time is not for free

Like dollar night at the roller rink I be cheap skating 
So don't be hating if you don't receive a donation 
Tis the season that shit I don't believe in
So call me Liam Neeson cuz all you bout to see is takin'

So giving to a charity? That's a rarity 
Put everything I got into the coffin when they bury me 
What if you get married? 
Bro is you insane? 
Won't be sharing my name with no dame so no thanks 

Seen a lady who was sitting on the corner with her four kids 
Sign said Merry Christmas but I'm too poor to afford gifts
So could you give even if it's just a quarter?
I thought to myself that's real unfortunate but still ignored the bitch

HaTTrix

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