*HEAVENS TO BETSY!! LIL' KRIS IS THAT YOU?! I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU UP THERE
*IT'S ME, LIL' WOOSTERN! (wait, they don't actually know me, do they?) WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER CUZ I'VE SEEN *YOU*!
*DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE SO... *ON THE BLUES* NOW, HEE HEE HEE!
*HEY, DID YA' HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE'S AZZY? HAVEN'T SEEN THE GUY IN A LONGTIME!
*... OH? IS SOMETHING WRONG? BAH, FORGET IT!
*I CAN TELL YOU'RE LOST SO... WHAT YA' SAY I HELP YOU GET TO THE BIG CITY?
*IT IS A BIG DESERT AFTER ALL, AND I USED TO BE A SHERIFF HERE, I-I MEAN... I STILL AM!
*I KNOW THE PLACE BETTER THAN ANYONE!
*ALRIGHT THEN! C'MON PARTNER, I PROMISE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AND DANDY!! 

(Wooster joins the Party...?)
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This is Woostern, and old doll that asriel used to play with, though as he grew up, he slowly forgot about her, and then he went to college, now it sits forgotten somewhere in the dreemurr's house, waiting for his return, forgotten, yet not alone... NEVER, alone.

Yes, this is based of Woody Theory, and btw i'm back.

Her name comes from both wood(y) and western.

Sprite and Thumbnail by me.

Sheriff Woostern At Your Service!

WOOSTERN & FRIEND - Greatest sheriff ever been. Once a hero, now consumed by the FRIEND inside her. Find a way to get rid of it!
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Boom! Name change!

Ne name idea by Glitch

WEST FALLIN' APART (OLD, GO TO: https://soundcloud.com/woostern/mus_friendinsideme)

*low quality explosion, somehow*

* CHILL OUT LITTLE MAN, IF I WERE TO USE MY PURE, SHEER, TREMENDOUS STRENGTH AGAINST YOU, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN BLA-BLA-BLASTED AWAY, HYA HA HA!!

* THE NAME'S BONSLICK THE WICKED, THE COOLEST, STRONGEST 

*AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HANDSOME, DARKNER EVER BEEN

*HOWZIT GOIN' EYYY?!?!

...

*YOU AIN'T MUCH OF A TALKER HUH?

*AIGHT, TO THE POINT

*YOU SEEIN' THESE SLUMS?? THESE ARE *MY* SLUMS 

*AND *I* DON'T THINK IT'S VERY *COOL* OF YOU, TO WALK 'ROUND LIKE THAT

*'ROUND MY SLUMS, BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

*SINCE YOU A LIGHTNER, I'LL LET YOU PASS *FREE*... IF YOU BEAT ME ON A SKATEBOARDIN' RACE

*(WHICH IS A TOTALLY RIGGED DEAL SINCE NO ONE HAS EVER *BEATEN* ME BEFORE)

*SO WHATCHU' SAY?
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A Darkner/Secret boss based on Papyrus's missing (stolen) special attack?! That makes absolutely no sense!!

Meet Bonslick "The wicked", a darkner whose personality is only based in being cool. Long ago, he was a normal "Bonely" (this hypothetical chapter's basic enemy),one day he was promised an amazing amount of power and future, but was suddenly kidnapped, and brought to... someone else instead...

BONSLICK THE WICKED !!

*(You hear a passing conversation between two Bonelys).

*How sad... That guy really seemed to have a bright future, it's uh... such a shame it ended the way it did, don't you think?

*I mean, the guy was an obnoxious and pretentious bonehead. If anything, i think it was all a big setup to make himself look more interesting.

*Like... faking get kidnapped? The day of the awards? idk man, don't you think that would be too much?

*But you heard what he said when he came back out of nowhere. He was almost... preaching? About what he supposedly "saw" wherever he was, making himself look like an adventurer and a survivor. But it was just a bunch of nonsense, and he got mad when no one was putting their attention onto him.

*What he saw... You think it really happened? That he saw... Beyond the dark? That he survived to...

*Nope. It's all crazy talk to me, he clearly was trying to look cooler in front of everyone.

*... Still, it's a shame.

*... I guess so.
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Can someone teach me how to write more natural dialogue? no? ok

Sometime after your encounter with Bonslick, you come back to the same alleyways and notice that suddenly some Bonelys appeared on it. I wonder what's all the fuzz about?

Missing

*Bonslick Appears out of nowhere and steals the "machine"*

*WOOHOO!! HELL YEAH IT WORKED, IT ACTUALLY WORKED!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WE'RE SO STUPID TO ACTUALLY DO IT HAHAHAAA!!

*Hey! Who the hell are you?! And why are you stealing that thing?!

*OH YOU WANNA KNOW GIRL??? THIS BEAUTY HERE IS MY KEY TO GREATNESS!! AND I (INDIRECTLY) GOT YOUR LITTLE FRIEND OVER THERE TO GET IT FOR ME HAHAHAAA!!

*W-What? Kris we can't keep dealing with things like this! We-

*THAT'S RIGHT KIDS, IT WAS MY PLAN AAALL ALONG, TO MAKE YOU GET TO THE BASEMENT, THE KEY, TO ELIMINATE THE TRAPS, EVERYTHING!! MAN I'M JUST SO COOL!!

*Oh yeah?! Well then SCRAM already LOSER, you got what you wanted!

*... LOSER? D-D-DID YOU JUST CALL ME... A LOSER?! THAT'S IT, I'M DONE DEALING WITH YOU THREE, I'LL SHOW YOU!!

*I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT REALLY FEELS LIKE TO LOSE EVERYTHING!! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!

*Bonslick takes the object inside of the machine*

*BUT FIRST... LET ME SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER... OF THE SHADOW CRYSTAL. NYAH HA HA HA HA HAAAH!!

*The crystal fuses into Bonslick's body along with the machine*
*Bonslick's body moves violently*
*You can only see the silhouette and a shining, bright eye*

*AWOOO...HA HA HA HA HA... AND NOW...!!

*A gigantic attack comes out of nowhere and hits Kris and the gang*
*... However, something protected them*

*WHAT?! THAT ATTACK...!! YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN GONERS ALREADY!! WAIT... THAT AURA... IS THAT THE F-F-FREAKING SHADOW MANTLE?!

*GRR! THAT STUPID COWGIRL!! SHE GAVE IT TO YA' DIDN'T SHE?! THAT IS SO UN-FAAAIR!!

*GRR, FINE, IT DOESN'T MATTER!!GRR THAT MANTLE WON'T PROTECT YOU FROM YOUR SINS FOR LONG, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! 

*IT MEANS YOU

*ARE GONNA

*GET BLASTED AWAY, KID!! AWOOOOOOH HA HA HA HA HAAAH!!
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Man this guy started growling all of a sudden, what is he, a furry?

Tomorrow is all about freedom.

Growing a Spine

*It seems you're gonna have a BLAST.

*BON-BLASTER THE GREAT - An ABOMINABLE creature formed by the SHADOWCYSTAL//GRR, LET'S SEE IF YA'LL KEEP LAUGHING AFTER THIS ONE AWOOOOOOH!!
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Woohoo! Secret Lyrics time (they're kind of hard to follow in the track, sorry):

THE DARKNESS AROUND
I WILL BLAST IT AWAY
WHOEVER GETS IN MY WAY
I WILL BLAST EM' AWAY
AT THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
WHERE THE ANGEL RESIDES
THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS
I WILL BLAST HIM AWAY

Also Thank you guy SO MUCH for the amount of views and likes FRIEND INSIDE ME is getting, i really appreciate it :)

BLASTED AWAY

*Let the FANTASY and the FUN come to LIFE.

*LEFT-E - Wields his trusty P'E'ZZA CUTTER. Be BRAVE and PARRY his ATTACKS.

*♪L-L-L-LET M'E' P-P-P-PUT YOU BAAACK T-T-T-TOGETHEEER♪
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I regret nothing.

This is LEFT-E, an old ICE-E'S P'E'ZZA animatronic looking for a new energy source to use; YOUR SOUL.

Yes, he is an absurdly obvious FNAF reference, in fact, that's the whole point of his existence. I regret nothing.

♪ THE CHILLER MELODIES ♪

*Left-E is singing a song. He doesn't seem to care for his battery, nor you anymore, he's just singing...

*...

*The song stopped.

*You got the PizCutter/B-BowTie.

Sealed away

A little cover i made while i think of my next secret boss that reminded me how much i need to improve my mixing. Hope ya'll like it, though honestly i don't like it that much. I shall never again use an electric guitar in my life.

THE FRIEND INSIDE ME and Sheriff Timber by R.V Pine
with a little help from Vozaxhi's midi cuz i can't transcribe
funny/bad drawing by me c:

THE FRIEND INSIDE ME (Cover)

* (It's not breathing).
* (Yet it won't stop looking at you).

* !!

(Battle start)

The Depths

* (You can hear a piano in the distance)
* (...)

Sonatta:
* Kris.
* MEMORASINE tu?
* Do you REMEMBER?
* That melody?
* ...
* Ufufu... You seem so nervous... What's wrong?
* ...
* Well... We'll enter when you're ready to go.
* PRIMUM IUDICES...

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If you save Sonatta from the depths, she'll ask you something very interesting.
To look for her once you're in the castle, and go to the basement together. It sounds as if she could just go there anytime she wants, there isn't even any key required or anything. But it seems... That she wants YOU, and only YOU there.

In the basement, a familiar melody can be heard.

Memory

* Let us PERFORM, ONE LAST TIME.

* MOONLIGHT SONATTA - Entity made of memories and melodies. Only water can take her down. Make her CRY.

OUR LAST PERFORMANCE

* But you just weren't ready for the responsability.

QUILLER - A monster awakened by your own presence. 
The vines around it keep making echo around the room.

* YOOOUUU IDIOOOT, YOUR JUDGEMMEENT BEGIINS NOW, HAHAHA!!
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An(not literal) amalgamation of the three main characters in Undertale that are aware of timelines and resets. Quiller.

ANOTHER DIRTY QUILLER

QUILLER:
* HA HA HA... YOOOU THIINK THIS IS REEAALLY IT?
* THAT YOU CAN JUST GET AWAAAYY WITH THIS?
* YOU'RE NOT ABOVE COOONNSEQUENCES, KID.
* ONE DAY.
* YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE WAAAY STRONNGER THAN YOUUU...
* AND YOUR STOLEN SOUL.
* HA HA HA...
* I'M SO EXCITED FOR WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
* I MUST SEE IT FOR MYSELF.
* PERHHAPS IF I MAAAKE YOUU STRONGER YOU'LL LIVE LONGER THAN I THOUGHT...
* HA HA HAAA...

...

Quiddo:
* ... hhuuUUHH?
* whaa hAAPpenedd?
* i... feeeel...
* sleepy...
* oooOOoO?
* ... coOMe with uuu?
* YAaay!

...

* You got the SugarCoat/EchoSlasher

Quiet Flowers

* Just do what comes natural.

SHIKARI - AVOID THE SWINGS OF HER KATANA AT ALL COSTS.

* SHOW MX WHAT GOOD YOUR DXTXRMXNXTXXN IS AGAINST THXS.

NIGHT OF THE SHINIGAMI

Here's Mike's battle theme!! It is my first time in a LONG time doing a ruler's battle theme, so hopefully this sounds good. Go follow B.O.B on Twitter! @BokonJomart

Thumbnail art made by B.O.B btw, don't look at me like that

(B.O.B's Vision Deltarune) SHOW IS OVER

* IT'S A HELL OF A ROUNDUP.

Merry Christmas everyone :D

Thumbnail art made by Glitch

[BJBS Deltarune] TRAIN WREAK

Lil' flower rascal

I was once again, asked to do another boss theme for Pi's deltarune take, this time it's for her Chapter 3 Secret Boss, Floraal!

Go follow Pi, she deserves it! https://www.tumblr.com/4444pi

[Pi's Deltarune] FORGET-ME-NOT

FERAL ROTI - 

*A being born of the purest fear - her own.

*You can’t save her. She can’t save herself.

*Your fears will eat, you, whole.

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Uhhh SURPRISE!! Me and Creepa-bot collabed to make a boss theme for Roti! YAY!

It was my first time making a collab, and i really had a lot of fun doing it! It came out awesome!! Hopefully there'll be more in the future??? or not??? idk

Go check out Creepa-Bot, without him this track wouldn't have existed. He also made the thumbnail, Roti's sprites and basically the whole visuals: @creepabotinc

Also go check out Followerex on Tumblr, they're the creators of Roti, and also very cool! (@followerex)

And me. Please. 

Well, that's it, hope ya'll like it! See ya!

HORROR, STORY (Ft. Creepa-Bot Inc.)

A little surprise cover for a fellow ice-e creature

Original song and Ind-E were made by SEPTXK (@user-957988933) Be sure to check their stuff out!
Rushed thumbnail made by me :v

COOLNESS IND-CARNATE (Cover)

Susie: 

* End of the road, Director! You have nowhere else to go now!

The Director:

* Ooh, i like that phrase! Mind saying it again for the camera?

Susie:

* SCREW THE CAMERA AND SCREW YOUR STUPID MOVIE! WE GOT A FOUNTAIN TO SEAL.

Ralsei: 

* M-Miss Director, i don't think you understand what that fountain will do to the world if it's kept open! The fate of the wo-

The Director:

* UUGH, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 
* You guys just WON'T let this thing of the fountain go away, HUH? 
* I've been TRYING to be polite this WHOOOLE TIME.
* But you three are STARTING. TO GET. ON MY NERVES!

Mike:

* We can't let you seal the fountain kids.
* I thought that was already clear!


Susie:

* Well, we ain't going NOWHERE, DUMBASS!
* We gotta turn Kris' House back to normal again.

Director:

* Back to normal? The BORING normal? Where NOTHING ever happens?
* Sorry girl, it ain't happening.

Susie:

* Oh YEAH? What are YOU gonna do to stop us then?

Director:

* Now that you mention it, i guess i've ran out of options, haven't i? 
* I tried to act nice n' all but that clearly isn't working out. 
* SO!
* I guess we have reached our little CLIMAX.
* THE FINAL SHOWDOWN !!
* Mike, mind helping me out here?

Mike:

* Sure thing Boss! Can't let you fight this troublesome lightners on your own!

Director:

* Better to brace yourselves, kids!
* Grab some popcorn!
* Turn off your phones!
* Because the best part of the MOVIE...
* IS JUST ABOUT TO BEGIN.

* Tenna and Mike block the way!

THE ULTIMATE CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE

* The Sheriff Is Here.

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A little something i managed to save before my pc killed itself... Oh yeah btw that happened. Anyways. Enjoy.

WARNING: THE FLP AND THE MIDI ARE NOT FROM THIS EXACT SAME VERSION OF THE TRACK, THEY'RE FROM A SLIGHTLY OLDER VERSION WITH SOME NOTABLE CHANGES BUT THE OVERALL STRUCTURE IS BASICALLY THE SAME. Anyways, here they are:

FLP: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207039420650492047/1207039701312077884/WEST_FALLIN_APART.flp?ex=67038812&is=67023692&hm=81ba8727c4613ccc2658df06f984087349e2a3ce7147cf8b4671e97781681706&

MIDI: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207039515567595580/1207040839415627878/WEST_FALLIN_APART.mid?ex=67038921&is=670237a1&hm=8f7e5c294d3688456e857f27104da7e01eb7d3b97a7fd966dddd859a361fbb94&

WEST FALLIN' APART (+FLP & MIDI?)

* An exorcism is needed.

@user-344909641

TAKE BACK THE DEAD [Official Upload]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I made this :D 

I'm actually not quite sure of how good this cover is, my earphones broke and my mixing usually gets pretty bad when it comes to covers...

Anyways, hope y'all like it!

Deltarune: Left Beef & Charcle made by: Cerise (twitter.com/ceriisu), Sepxtk (@septxk), Funnyskelly (twitter.com/Humerusskelly)and Bendu!(@bendu-smith)
Original Memory Eater made by: Septxk and Bendu 

Check out the original! It's like 20 times more superior than this one: https://soundcloud.com/septxk/memory-eater

See ya!

MEMORY EATER [Cover]

sooooooo yeah i just listened to the og song and thought i could give it a try. I liked the vibe of the original, kinda jazzy, perfect song to run away from the cops to. 
Ngl though, the flp confused me a little, but i think i got it.

also is this the first scrunchrune cover? idk

Anyways, original song composed by Smith @smith-380281994
Scrunchrune and Rob N. Coppers owned by Scrunch https://soundcloud.com/scrunch-927526462

I hope ya'll liked it! I know it's probably not what you expected considering how long it took me to upload again, but hey, at least i had some fun with this

Art made by me btw

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND [Cover]

SURPRISE!! 

Two songs in TWO DAYS?! Man i'm on a streak!

So anyways, i've been wanting to do a cover of this song for a while, and now that i had time to do it, here it is!! Hope ya'll like it!!

Original and Whistles made by https://soundcloud.com/vozaxhi

Art made bye me !! What do you think about it? I decided to go for a more ummm UNIQUE approach with this one! Perhaps it looks wrong, but i don't care !!

Seeya!

REACH FOR THE STARS [Cover]

* You're gonna get BLASTED, kid.

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So uh, yeah. I made this.

I'm gonna be honest, i'm not particularly proud of how this one turned out. I think the older version is still a little better, but that might just be me. I just didn't feel like remaking the remake, y'know? 

Anyways, i still hope you like it !!

And now, it's time for the DOWNLOAD LINKS !!

FLP:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207039420650492047/1315018678625894461/BLASTED_AWAY.flp?ex=6757dc54&is=67568ad4&hm=5478e1dd568cac1a7648722a1cf7bdc072da4002a8b4b9bc9f12df4c14dfa737&
MIDI:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207039515567595580/1315022145591443526/BLASTED_AWAY.mid?ex=6757df8f&is=67568e0f&hm=9a0374bb46d4521d3384f18a883e17f507185500bfa52f8ddbcc63def5caf7cc&  
Hopefully these work.

So that's all, seeya !!

BLASTED AWAY [+FLP & MIDI !!]

Hey.

So i made this. Yeah. That's pretty much it. I just wanted to make a little something for one of Quiddo's weird little (actually quite tall) friend; Bee Saul

Just another entry on "Mercair either covers or makes a lesser known secret boss battle theme for fun"... is that even a thing i do? 

I noticed it kinda deviates a little bit too much from the original, but still, i hope ya'll like it :D

Vee Sal made by https://gate.sc/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fshrewdoodle.bsky.social&token=7e97c8-1-1734317085526
Original BUBBLING ENVEE and midi made by  
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i4bvnzy7xjkumqmzc5wr5adc / https://soundcloud.com/anxious-critter-1997
Awfully rushed thumbnail by yours truly (whoever that is)

Seeya !!

BUBBLING ENVEE [Cover]

Just a little extra theme i made. 
 
This plays when Ms. Mari tells you Woostern's backstory, on a somewhat different way than the other shopkeepers.

I dunno if i should make this specific theme canon or not, so uhhhh it's up to your interpretation ig??

Also, i guess you could consider this my Christmas special, for Soundcloud at least, since i'm actually preparing something for Christmas on my other socials. So, if you're reading this...

Happy Christmas!!

Thumbnail made by... Woostern... Huh.

Anyways, that's all. Seeya !!

Lil' Hero (Canon?/Non-Canon?)

https://x.com/acollectionof/status/1929966980221591906
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mv6wqw2vk2nojhfvhb5fdgd6/post/3lqpvvacqgc2l
https://www.tumblr.com/mercair-just-for-a-little-while/785357146705543168/well-this-is-it?source=share

This is it !! (Check Description, pleeeeas!!)

Archive.

Please don't call me Mercair ever again.

Thank you.

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