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( sorry,,,, i,,)
( wait,, you can ,,??? u you.cnan??!! )
( oh ! this is,, terrif,ic!! we hav a lot to,, tlak about,,, )

ahha hahah a

( hey there,,, little buddy,!! )
( you seem like the type,,, )
( to need,,, s ome,, ,, ? )
( wowis, yo,u are just,, terrifiying !! )

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( m, ,,   mind the traps,,, )

spanton the little anymaker

( i need you my,,, my,, )
( friend ,,, that's right ,!!,! )
( and you, need me,! )
( we gotta,,, be BIG,,! )

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jesus christ please stop

see this pain its

( that MASKED MIKE,,, )
( that good-for-nothing,!!,!!! )
( he , was like a brother to me,,, )

( i know she disconnected, the phone line,, she wanted things to end,,,)
( i don't w,ant thi..gs to ,eend,d,d,, )
( i feel, lie,m ima, in a drema,,mm,, )
( don'tw,ake ,me upp,,,, )

( sorry, i'm just,, )
( it's been,, a long time since i had this sort of,, company,,? )
( who,ever you are,, a good listening ear,s, )

sincerely

Gee, do you think they're ok?

They're fine. They always get back up after these.

I don't know, they don't look too hot.

They're probably just taking their time, don't worry so much.
I think we all deserve to take it easy for a little bit. Mainly me.

Right! I'll just get them a pack of lickety-split!

Lol.

PI-PIZZA followed by drum loop

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bonesplit

ive been nothing but a

( OH, it is a VERY GREAT day,, )
( I speak LOUD,,, , AND CLEAR,, )
( HEAR ME LITTLE ONE, )
( I WAS NEVER ONE TO BEPIS unused, )
( I want us to WORK TOGETHER,, )
( FORGE A NEW dangerous PATH,,, )
( I WILL take YOUR LIFE AROUND, )
( I, Spanton, WELCOME YOU WITH BROKEN ARMS,,,, )

( ,,, )
( ,no, that is't right,,, )

( ,,, )

( my head hurts, )

royal pain

Alright, well. I have other things to do.
Just ring me if you need me.

Will do!

Oh hey! Rise and shine!

good news everyone

salve neighbor

* GOLLY, THAT WAS A NASTY FALL!
* ANOTHER FAINTING "spell it out for ya?" BY THE LOOK OF IT.
* YOU AL"rights make a left"?

( um, )
( w,where am,,i ?? )

* WELL, FROM WHAT YOU TOLD ME…

cris

[ Cris has no memory. They find a strange sense of familiarity in a stranger locale. Nothing is actively trying to destroy them, and even the meekest iota of comfort eludes them. There's nothing like a world you don't know, clothes that isn't yours, and a face that's purely vestigial to make you feel like a nothing, a nowhere, no-idea. Is this ego death? What could have possibly killed it? This isn't fair at all. ]
[ Two shooting stars fall, tailed by a fleeting sense of serendipity. ]
[ The pain they feel throughout their body could be explained by a similar fall. That would be obscenely convenient, but it'd at least balance out their current predicament in terms of how pleasant a thing can be. They set out for the impact crater as if it were an old friend they've spotted among a crowd, hoping to catch up with them before they slip away into the current, lost again. They can't be alone here, can they? ]

triple story

[ Have your eyes ever been stung by darkness? ]

( , )
( ,,, oww )

[ Sluggish and sore, Spanton picks himself up. ]

ouch ow ow

heyy
lil penguin guy

[ Spanton flinches, startled to hear another voice cutting the inky fog besides his own, regardless of how abrasive it was. ]

( uh,, h,hi? )

yea yea thas gr8
lisen
ima pretty grl n i seem 2 b like. SUPER lost here
so heres how this is gunna shake out

[ Spanton feels a forceful grab of his right arm. Two beady eyes emerge from the darkness, inches away from his face. ]

my names @.SPAMTINA
n ur gunna b @.SPAMTINA 2 !
ur gunna help me find a way outa here
by leadin the way like a brave hero or smth
and im gunna #FOLLOW u around until im out of whatevr this place is
u got that lil guy? <3

[ Holy cow. Is this the grip of death? ]

heyy

[ Being guided, or dragged along, surely beats being completely alone, Spanton justifies to himself. Whoever this crazy girl is is much too tall to be stood up to. Maybe she's happier than him too. ]
[ He notices something glimmering on the ground nearby. He can't control his movement, but if he could just reach out and… ]

https://soundcloud.com/acp-items/nifty-screwdriver

[ His nifty screwdriver! He must have dropped it before. ]

grip of death

; Hey. You two look weird.
; You new here?

( why,, yes!! ac,tall y and we,d like s

NO LMAO we aint new n we aint need nothin! :)

( ?, )

; Oh. So you're used to how things go around here then.
; Guess ya wouldn't mind if I did something like this!

[ ** Sue attacks! Harsh! ** ]

UMM ACTUALLY WE DO MIND THAT ? #NOTCOOLSIS

( we wo,,uld, ahve, been fine,, if w,ewere j,usst h,onenst,,, )

; Nah. I woulda' done that regardless.

Top 10 Reasons to shut it twerp >:P

sharkbite

; HA! That was fun, wasn't it?

bitch?? u tryna kill us?? | NOT Clickbait

; Nah. Just tryin' to get you prepared.
; Y'know. For stuff that does try to kill you.

#GREAT

[ Spanton approaches cautiously, exhausted but determined to remain professional. ]

( S,SO,, )
( so,, where exactly,,, is this,? )

; Oh yeah, right.
; The place don't really got a name, per se.
; It's just. The kingdom where we live!
; The dark, oily, SCARY ass kingdom. Hehe.

[ How reassuring. ]

( w,well

; Oh, and speaking of.
; You can have this.

https://soundcloud.com/acp-items/caterpillar-token

; The name's Sue, by the way.
; Now let's get moving before some other horrible thing happens to you.

screw you

[ The two, plus Sue, begin to wander a winding valley between to steep cliff faces. The terrain is made of large stone columns of various heights. The horizon is dotted with large, decaying buildings, oozing a black, viscous liquid. The trophs as seen from the peaks give the sense of peering into a wound in the skin of a dying animal and seeing bones and tendons. In cases like these, Spanton thinks, someone's got to rise up, if only to give this place a bit of maintenance. ]

aw 4 gods sake!!

( ,,what is it ? )

my F#CKing phones broken!!
it must have gotten hit while SUE was f#cking beatin our asses

; Damn. Sorry bout that.
; Just rub some dirt on it, girl.

#TOOFUNNY

( oh,, hey uh,,, i can probabl,y f,ix th

oh shit fr?? here u go lil guy

world of blood in oil

[ Spanton fixes Spamtina's cell phone! That screwdriver sure came in handy. ]

all better

oh wow u actually did it !! #AMAZING
tysm dude! ur the best!! <3

( oh,, it w,as n,,nothgin,, its what i ,do,, )

hey uh
what was ur name ?

( oh, )
( my name,,s  spanton )

well thank u @.Spanton!! :)

( no prob,lem,, spamtina,,, )

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