WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCdTA0f6KWc

JesseBoxVO as Blue
Snakebite126 as Monokuma

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Monokuma:
(Kick it!)
You don’t wanna go mano e mano with Kuma
Blue, I’ll broadcast your execution to the tots on Nick Jr.
As they’re watching you, It’ll have taught ‘em to not mess with Danganronpa
By chopping it up like Chiaki till this dog has been neutered
Now listen, this bear’s diss bears despair to spare
This pair’s disparity’s barely fair
I’m the headmaster, this teacher’s pet better kiss up or
I’ll catch a body on the track - I got the diss covered
Quit tryin’ to teach kids and leave ‘em alone
They’ll sink their teeth into a show with more meat on the bone
You do the same fetch questing in each episode
All to teach kids lessons they already know
I got the strap, aim an AK at Pre-K and end ‘ya
Put the lens to your eyes, now you look like Magenta
Give it everything you’ve got when you come in to rhyme
‘Cuz for the audience, your verse’ll be PUNISHMENT TIME!

Blue:
Monokuma, our students don’t have a lot in common
For one, mine probably know what an octagon is
It may be true that we both entertain a lot of kids
But unlike you, they’re actually my target audience
So I don’t need to drop hints on your games with a pawprint
‘Cuz everyone that’s watching already knows they’re dogshit
When educating toddlers, you’ve gotta make it obvious
No wonder all your games end with the same fucking plot twist
Just hours of blabbing, there’s nothing new to do
I couldn’t get into your story with a blue skidoo
You’re only top of the food chain to your students, dude
‘Cuz you’re a predator preying on the youth in schools
(bow bow) and you get to teach a class or two
(bow bow) But I got millions watching after school
(bow bow) I’m killing the beat, now it’s black-and-blue
(bow bow) I’m killing the beat, now I’m blackened-Blue
(Bow-bow!)

Monokuma:
If you’re so smart, detective, I’ve got a question
What kind of grown adult thinks his salt shaker is sentinent?
I think if Hope’s Peak was the college that Steve attended
I would definitely call him the Ultimate Schizophrenic!
Now, don’t you go downplaying my fame, are you kidding?
Cuz when I make killing games, my games make a killing
And I would execute ‘ya with burns left to the first degree
But I can’t top despair like when Burns left for his first degree

Blue:
What kind of secrets lie behind Hope’s Peak
Let’s sit down in our thinking chair and think, think, think
Three games, three clues, and the verdict that your fans awaited?
Everything you had created was completely fabricated!
And now I got this fraud wishing for hope 
Because my bars are so clean, call them Slippery Soap
So Imma hand you this L because I’m taking the dub
You just got a letter - I wonder who it’s from?

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Andy Cooper of Audio Network
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by RobotRichie (Blue) and Valonide (Monokuma)
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64 & Eddiefrb

Blue vs Monokuma - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Jimmy Fallon, The Roots & The Super Mario Bros. Movie Cast Sing the Super Mario Bros. Theme Song

BRITISH ANTHEM

Still Ain't Beating Goku (Goku Vs ALL OF FICTION) [Dragon Ball Vs Everything]

Spook castle

Dragon Ball Z:Battle of Gods-"Hero"

Mario Star Power Theme Songs (seamless Flow)(Original to Super Mario 64)

im the coolest meme-meister in the USA

Mancha as Poochie
Boris as Parappa the Rapper

Poochie:

The name’s Poochie D, and i’ve got something to say
The Cool-est dudemeister leaves you neutered and spayed
I’ll make ya cry when I cut up Master Onion
Colonel Noodle here can’t do nothing by kickin’ and punchin’
U RAPPIN’ AWFUL when compared to the Simpsons
Your father messed up when he invented this shrimp son
I put a spin on my cartoon much like a vinyl
Lammy shows that your maker learned to always recycle!

Parappa:

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!
If you wanna test me, i’m sure you’ll find
I’m alright, go back to sittin’ in the car
While I make like the Simpsons and drop the bar
You’ve made it! I’m spittin’ a Fireworks Factory
Your measly one Stage was unsatisfactory
So head to your planet that needs you, they’re brainless
No need to smell me later when inhabiting Uranus!


Poochie:

Chill out, hot dog, and take it on the Joe Chin
Cut it out! Like your in-game appearance, your flow’s thin
It’s hard to Fleaswallow you think you’re better, mutt
You gotta believe that I just kicked your butt

Parappa:

Throwing some cel shade sends you straight to the vet
I’m set with Sunny, but for you, the sun’s set
You’ve got a bad rap, and here you haven’t been redeemed
Killed the mic like your character: 2D EXTREME!

Cover Art by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Boris
Prod. by Marsad Men

NEXT BATTLE: Wait like an hour (ft. garbageGothic)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (Gonna make this a thing now)

-This was the second AvA I ever wrote. It was written for this series unlike Peridot vs Flats, but it was made while the name of the series was still "Cartoons vs Anything".

-I did credit him properly above, but I want to give a special shoutout to Boris who was incredibly helpful with the making of this battle. He suggested additions for Parappa that I hadn't thought of, he mixed the battle (this is the first AvA that Skeep didn't mix) and he is editing Parappa's parts. Thanks man, couldn't have done it without you.

-For a brief point of time, this beat (Mary Pt. 2 by Marsad Men, if anyone is wondering) was my all time favourite beat and I am really excited that I got to use it.

-Mancha re-recorded Poochie last minute which is why this battle came out today instead of yesterday.

PREVIOUS HINT EXPLANATION:
"It's not my fault your game is terrible, i'll abuse this!"

Pretty obvious, it's a direct rip of one of Poochie's lines from CMRB's Itchy and Scratchy vs Tom and Jerry but replacing "show" with "game" because Parappa is a game

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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