Ever wondered what its like to stalk your prey, watch their every move, work out their weaknesses and choose the perfect moment to strike? Apart from when you review the footage from the camera you hid in the bathroom before your sister took a shower, of course. Well, give my review a listen and you just might find out if what you're looking for is right here.

Review - Hitman Absolution

So Resident Evil 7 Biohazard has just come out and if you haven't already got it and played it... what the fuck?! Sit down on those piles, staple your ears open and find out if RE7 is a cannibal's supper or the best Horror meal so far this year.

Review - Resident Evil 7 Biohazard

Is 'Surveillance' by Jennifer Lynch - daughter of amazing director David Lynch - any good? Take off the blindfold, put down the double-ender, hut ya mout and listen to the sultry tones of my silky voice you cheeky little fuck.

Review - Surveillance

Cold Fear, is it like shutting a claustrophobic in a fridge or more of a wet flannel? Come in from the garden downstairs, take five minutes off from dingleberry picking, shut up and find out here.

Review - Cold Fear

We all know Slender The 8 pages but do you know Slender: The arrival? Well plug in some headphones and find out here before my foot arrives in your ass.

Review - Slender The Arrival

31... any good? Wouldn't you like to know. Grab yourself a nice hot cup of tea, wrap up in a warm blanket and prepare to get showered with blood whilst I give you the cold hard truth about this Rob Zombie Clown-porn effort.

Review - 31

Picture yourself locked in a small wooden cabin in the middle of nowhere with Katherine Isabelle naked, how long could you 'Outlast'? Do the horrors of this sequel 'Outlast' the first, or is it more of a number 2? I don't know what I'm talking about, just listen to the fucking review.

Review - Outlast II

LIFE, is it an over-hyped mess? Is it shit? Is it, is it? IS IT?! Kick off your boots, hang up your pants, listen to the sultry sound of my voice and lets find out, shall we you sexy little spacedog.

Review - Life

What indeed does lie within this film? Tension, horror, gore, escapism? Find out here, if you can pull yourself away from drawing on your eye mustaches, perming your pubes or whatever it is you cunts do these days.

Review - What Lies Within

Is it worth watching? is it, is it, IS IT??? Grab a feather duster and clear those cobwebs out of your private areas because you're about to find out right here.

Review - Spiderman Homecoming

Review - Soundcloud

Ever wanted to know if a movie was worth watching before you parted with your money? I mean really know, not the usual review bullshit paid for by the filmmakers for a decent score. 

I do not accept any sort of payment for my reviews, I buy the movies so you don't have to and let you know if they're worth your valuable time and money. This is a labor of love from one film lover to another and always will be. 

Warning - strong language, sexual references.

Adamski Fleetwood

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