Larry was the alpha male of the beer garden, all the regulars knew and respected him. All the women longed for his attention, some were lucky enough to spend a night with him. Eventually, Larry became tired of the one-night stand lifestyle. He decided that he wanted to settle down but was finding the local women to be boring and a bit crass for his liking. Then he met HER at the Kocherlball of 1978. An American tourist with lucious blonde hair and a lustful, almost sedated stare. Larry didn't believe in love at first sight but this threw all his beliefs out the window. He spent the most amazing afternoon in her company and something fantastic appeared to be brewing. However, the woman's parents (who had gone on holidays with her to Germany) decided that they were leaving and dragged her by her heels to the bus stop. A confused Larry followed and pleaded with the parents but they were on their way out of the country. She opened the window of the bus and shouted to Larry, informing him to keep coming to the beer garden. As she roared "don't change", Larry stood there grimacing. His cigarette was nearly finished and he only had a bit of coke left in his glass. Fearing she may not recognise him if he were to deviate from his current state, he decided to remain exactly as he was until he found her. No changing clothes, constant glasses of coke and chain-smoking would be his daily routine until he was reunited with the love of his life. 34 years later and the wait continues...

Adolf Mugabe Fritzl