Voices by Crimson Ash

Cover of a Wonderwall parody my friend wrote.

Wondertrade - cover and parody

Winter Wrap Up

SMILE!

BBBFF (redone)

Gypsie Bard

September

Silvercog:

The name's Silvercog, the Mechanica programming wiz,
I'm the coolest damn pony that there ever is.
You think that you're great? Well I guess you're alright,
You still piss your little pants every nightmare night.
I invent, I create, I got a lot to do in my time,
But I guess I can spare some to show you some rhymes.

You're so far up your own ass that you can see the sun!
I doubt you have any time away from your mirror to have any fun!
I have a marefriend who thinks I'm just great,
You ain't getting anypony at this rate.
You're full of it Soul Gem, you just blow out hot gas,
You should take a few moments to remove your head from your ass.

Soul Gem:

May I ask what you're taking, you petty little runt,
I get mares all the time, ginormous amounts of cunt.
They love a stallion who's as confident as me,
Take your shades off and maybe you will see.
Bitches love jewellery, and that's what I make,
All my wares they're legit, you know none of it's fake.

You spend all this time inventing,
While I leave mares salivating.
I'm the best pony in the land, nopony disagrees
All the mares, they're the same, they want a taste of my D
My ego, that's as big as a blimp,
You're a coward, a stupid little wimp.

Silvercog:

Wow, how stupid could you be?
You're nothing compared to me.
What I do can actually help ponies, you just make them look nice,
Sure, my career comes down to the roll of a dice.
Maybe it will work, or maybe it will not,
I will keep trying new things, I won't stop.
You do the same petty bullshit over and over,
And you keep sending your self lower and lower.

Fashion victims are the lowest forms of life,
They need to be harnessed, and stabbed with a knife.
Soul Gem, just go and do all your crap,
You're terrible at this, you can't even rap.
I'm the best there is, so go ahead, get outta here,
If you stay any longer, all you'll feel is fear.

Soul Gem:

Silvercog, you sound a little mad,
My jewellery has more value than you, that's a bit sad.
Actually, my jewellery is amazing, so it's not a surprise,
You're just easily destroyed, like one of soarin's pies.
Know what else sucks? That Sonic thing you enjoy,
The one that makes you happy, fills you with joy.
It was never good, it's a terrible franchise,
But it still manages to make you dick rise

Speaking of rise, your little game that you made?
Yea, something like that will totally get you laid.
Mares just love video games, that's obviously true,
I'm totally not being sarcastic to point out you're a noob
Soul Gem is best pony, there's just not denying,
If you do, when then it's obvious you're lying


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