Just updating the progress on this song. I know that's not what Soundcloud is for but fuck it. Still a lot of work to do but trying to stay accountable/motivated and celebrate little wins. Cheers to Tyler Hopkinson for helping me record this.

More Than I Can Chew

Good thing it's about the Journey and not the destination, because gosh darn does this last one stink! For the last film in the series we are joined by the hilarious Val Petrone (Big City Greens, The Creature Report, A Horror Borealis, and so much more!) who will never forgive us for making them watch this movie.

Please, won't you eggs with us once more? For old times sake?

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Check Out Val's Stuff:

@heyvalpetrone
https://anchor.fm/the-creature-report
http://oneshotpodcast.com/actual-play/a-horror-borealis/
https://playinggameswithmyheart.podbean.com/
https://www.patreon.com/PaperBoatPods

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The Socials Before Time!

Email: landbeforetimeland@gmail.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LandBeforeTimeLand/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LBTLPodcast
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/default_studios

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The Patreon Before Time!

https://www.patreon.com/landbeforetimeland

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Other Projects Before Time!

Remain Seated with Chris Nebergall: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA/featured?view_as=subscriber
Tales of the Liberty Flyer: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tales-of-the-liberty-flyer/id1352174033
Inkblot (the band): https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band

14 - Once Was Enough (w/ Val Petrone)

Acoustic vocals and ukelele 
A re-record of a song i've already posted but with slightly tweaked lyrics and a harmony just to test it out a bit

P.M.A. - with harmony

First draft of a Lup/Taako song

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A D A E
what if i changed my mind
you do that all the time
what if i fucked everything 
up

what if i change my heart
you know you are my heart
what if i go against everything
 we thought from the start

A D F# G
well 
I'll be by your side through anything
even if you don't know I'm there
because I know if it was me 
you'd go fucking anywhere
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what if i messed up bad
you do that all the time
what if i need to run
you know i'll pack a bag

what if i change my face
i wouldn't have you any 
other way
than whatever feels okay

what if i need to leave
just leave a letter, please
what if we can't come back from
 all this harm

what if i dissappear
i'd go fucking anywhere
to search until you're back in my arms

Anywhere

to celebrate The Cryptid Keeper reaching 100 episodes.

Dear Alex and Addison and Val,

Congratulations on reaching 100 episodes of The Cryptid Keeper podcast.

- and thank you!

May your coffee mugs always be full, and the joy you find in this world shrouded in mystery, and compassion for the unknown. 

As always, 

We hope we can keep you around
  and stay safe out there…

The Cryptid Keeper 100th Episode Congratulations Message

we gotta rap some cryptid bois
you just do the singing
i'll take care of the hard part
let's get it on 

i want to be the best there ever was
keep these good cryptid bois yeah that's my cause

Skinwalkers
Tailypo
Hidebeinds
Faeries
The Beast Of Bray Rd
Kappa
Banshees
Minnesota Cryptids
The Bunyip
Mantis Man
Snallygaster
Hellhounds
The Kraken
Kelpies

keep em keep em gotta keep em all
cryptid bois
 
El Chupucabra
Black Eyed Children
Spring Heeled Jack
New Jersey Gator Man
Wampus Cat
West Virginia Yahoo
Basilisk
Sirens and Merfolk
The Ah-hool
 
keep em keep em gotta keep em all
cryptid bois

i'll search across the land, look far and wide 
if you’re shaped like a friend there’s no need to hide

Giants
The Shug Monkey
The Pope Lick Monster
Kuchisake Onna
Carnivorous Trees

Ghouls
The Nandi Bear
Whale Eaters
Trolls
The Loveland Frogman
Krampus
Selkies

i'll search across the land, look far and wide 
if you’re shaped like a friend there’s no need to hide 

The Deer Woman
Santa Claus
The Fresno Nightcrawler
Hungry Grass
The Grootslang
Noppera-Bo

The Enfield Monster
The Owlman
Shadow People
Earth Hound
Skunk Ape
The Encantado

and theres 69 and more to see
to be a cryptid keeper is my destiny

The Jersey Devil
The Ogopogo
J'ba Fofi
The Phantom Kangaroo
The Wulver
The Hodag
Angels
Unicorns
The Shore Laddie   
Ningen and Ningyo
The Rougarou

keep em keep em gotta keep em all
cryptid bois

The Flatwoods Monster
Teakettler
Hoop Snake
Jackalope
Taztelwurm
The Menehune

Hopskinville Goblins
Doppelgangers
Centaurs
Gray Man
Mokele Mbembe
The Devil Bird

Yuki-Onna
Capelobo?-
White Things
Dark Watchers
Owen Wilson
El Duende?

Mongolian Death Worm
Manananggal?
The Yule Cat 
Globsters
The Waitoreke

The Yule Lads!

wait, what's that sound? 
i think the boys are back in town 


Spoon Licker
Bowl Licker
coming to town

Pot Scraper
Door Slammer
slappin’ beats down

Window Peeper
Candle Stealer
Door Sniffer
Sheep-Cote Clod

Skyr Gobbler
Gully Gawk
Stubby

Sausage Swiper
now we’re all hungry

the boys are back in town
but don’t forget

Meat Hook

Frau Perchta
Atmospheric Beasts  
The Grinch
Chessie
Will o’ The Wisps

Wild Haggis
Men In Black
Women in White 
Tsuchinoko (REAL)

Crossroad Devils
Ewan McGregor
The Thunderbird
Squonk
(Just three more to go!)

Bloody Mary
(CRYPTID BOYS!!)
and of course,
The Sigbin

that’s at least one hundred
stay safe out there friends!
 
keep em keep em gotta keep em all
cryptid bois

we’ll search across the land, look far and wide
if you’re shaped like a friend there’s no need to hide 

there's 69 and more to see
to be a cryptid keeper is my destiny 

-

dear alex and addison and val 
i am sending you this message 
through any means i can intercept
you who make my fancast
you who have dedicated only 1 of your 100 episodes to me
you who have tried so hard yet failed to properly and officially recognise
the greatest and most handsome cryptid of all
as i'm sure you understand 
this is an error which must be rectified immediately
in time for my return to the physical world 
at which point i shall pester you specifically and relentlessly

warm regards,
gef the mongoose

The Cryptid Keeper Pokerap

An orchestrated medley of pop songs from 2008 to 2019!

How many different songs do you count? (Hint: There's over 60)

Pop Orchestra (2008-2019)

Beginning in the Dust campaign and using the Deadlands game system, three Grayson agents, Jack BiFinch (Will), his body guard and adopted son, James (Nalla), and the mysterious Soldier With No Name (Walker), journey to the town of Dry River to solve the mystery of the murder of Jerimiah Blackwell. Jack summons some help. James investigates. The Soldier With No Name wants to take an 8 hour long rest. 

Album art by malidollyartco (aka warptimeandspace) and Ren:
https://malidollyartco.tumblr.com/ 

Created as a part of The Adventure Bang:
https://tazbang.tumblr.com/ 


Theme covered by Aemyn Connolly and originally composed by Griffin McElroy:
https://aemyn.bandcamp.com/track/dust-restrung

Extra Music: The first song from here: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsxjXArvdXU

[SOUND WARNING: Audio’s a little scratchy. You might want to turn down you’re volume a bit. Ignore background noises, please. Also, I’m nervous a lot, so my voice doesn’t sound as good as it could in the beginning, and I stutter during some parts]

[CONTENT WARNINGS: Murder, Blood, American Civil War mentions (and things related to that), mentions of racism, religious mentions, my deadname]

Back In The Zone Episode 1

"Equal Temperament vs Just Intonation"

A cover of two songs, using Smash Mouth's All Star for lyrics and Seal's Kiss From A Rose for music. Created for an upcoming podcast.

Anywhere

Aemyn Connolly

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