[DC APRIL FOOLS 2022] Wiseau Takeover

Unnus Annus
- Songs by or featuring Markiplier, CrankGameplays, and YouTubers they've collaborated with (original songs only for the latter)
(I Don't Wanna Be Free, When I Met You, Build A Turtle Fence)
- Songs used in/associated with Unus Annus content
(Turncoat, Stop The Clock!, T.I.M.E.)
- Songs related to death, and memory
(Death of a Bachelor, Thnks fr th Mmrs, Memoir)
- Songs related to alter egos or personas (no Persona series)
(Alter Ego, Haven’t Met You Yet, Starman)

No Eyed Girl
- Songs by, or sampled by, Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon
(No-Eyed Girl, Knife Fight, Amnesia Was Her Name)
(Semi-Charmed Life, All Star, One Week)
- Songs related to cosmic horror and cataclysm
(Pompeii, The Man Who Sold the World, End Of The World)
- Songs related to eyes and sight
(Eyes Wide Open, I Can See Clearly Now, Rhinestone Eyes)

Track: VlVl (https://soundcloud.com/vlvlistooshort)
Art: Aeiouko, Rose Shrimp

Sources Used:
Unus Annus: 
Die In A Fire - The Living Tombstone (Death)
that funny feeling. - CrankGameplays (CrankGameplays)
SPACE IS COOL - Schmoyoho ft. Markiplier (Markiplier)

No-Eyed Girl:
No-Eyed Girl - Lemon Demon (Offsource :p)
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Green Day (Neil Cicierega Sampled - He used the Kidz Bop version but cmon)
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon (Lemon Demon)
Stronger - Kanye West (Neil Cicierega Sampled)

Both:
When He Died - Lemon Demon (Death/Lemon Demon)
The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (Alter Egos or Personas/Neil Cicierega Sampled)

[DIA 24 - INFECTIOUS] On a Dark and Stormy Night

RESULTS

M5 - Crash Suit Guy V.S. Socogus
WINNER: Crash Suit Guy
PERCENTAGE: (Crash Suit Guy) 53.8% - (Socogus) 46.2%

M6 - Ghost Trains V.S. Laura Les
WINNER: Ghost Trains
PERCENTAGE:  (Ghost Trains) 72.2% - (Laura Les) 27.8%

M7 - Yeezus Christ V.S. Dumbsville & the Mistful Ghost of Chris-mas Past
WINNER: Dumbsville & the Mistful Ghost of Chris-mas Past
PERCENTAGE:  (DVLC) 56.3% - (Yeezus Christ) 43.7%

M8 - Titan, the Flowerboy V.S. nah tina & yeah drake
WINNER: Titan, the Flowerboy
PERCENTAGE:  (Titan) 66.7% - (NTYD) 33.3%

[ROUND 1 // BRACKET WHA] - Results

Mashup: @solarsnail
Art?: SolarSnail
VOTE NOW!: https://forms.gle/oBpizUJZshbp3GFU8

Match lore by Din!: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12Jnysz56sVBd1T5s-jmqK9WJnqzmJIPcLSe_CiOSyc4/edit

Stan Smith

-Songs original to cartoons made by or produced by Seth MacFarlane (American Dad!, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show)

-Songs used in American Dad! (Majestic, The Sign, Electric Feel)

-Songs about the C.I.A. and Secret Service (Party in the C.I.A., X-Files Theme, 007 Theme)

-Games with notably large speedrunning scenes (Super Mario 64, Celeste, DOOM (1993))

-Songs used in Summoning Salt videos, as well as songs heavily associated with speedrunning culture (We're Finally Landing, Mainframe, Descriptor)

Art by: Pun

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Straight Outta Scranton

-Songs used in The Office (Closing Time, Stayin' Alive, That One Night)

-Songs by N.W.A. and its members, as well as 90s West Coast Hip-Hop artists (Ice Cube, Eazy-E, MC Ren)
(Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Coolio)

-Songs from or prominently used in other live-action sitcoms (Friends, George Lopez, Seinfeld)

-Media featuring Steve Carell or Rainn Wilson (Despicable Me, Anchorman, Monsters vs. Aliens)

-Songs related to paper (Paper Planes, Paper Mario, Papercut)

Art by: Pun

This is the new Mean Bean Bracket contestant.

Songs Used:

M.I.A. - Paper Planes [Paper]
Xploshi - Summoning Salty [Summoning Salt/Live Action Sitcoms]
Peter Singing Bird Is The Word [Seth McFarlane]

[WR2M2 ~ PHASE 1] Salted Paper

the beast is unleashed
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: Acerola (Sketch)/Sleepy (Digitalization)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media 
-Sex! and Bait n Switch 
-So Bad/So Good Movies 
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Battle! Vs. Chris R- The Room Flash Game (Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media)
Can't Feel My Face- The Weeknd (Things Tommy Will Deny Doing- Doing Drugs [I DID NOT DO DRUGS! I DID NOT!])
Among Us vs Fall Guys Rap Battle- Calobi Productions (Things Tommy Will Deny Doing- Thinking Fall Guys is trash [I DO NOT LIKE THAT IMPOSTER. I DO NOT!])
Two Trucks- Lemon Demon (Sex!)
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god save us all (wiseau takeover)

Battle! Vs. Tommy Wiseau ~The Room's Return

I am getting it on the floor
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: Acerola (Sketch)/Sleepy (Digitalization)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Heartbreak, Heartbreak- Persona 4 (Things Tommy will deny doing- Breaking your heart [ I DID NOT BREAK YOUR HEART! I DID NOT!])
Get It on the Floor- DMX (Things Tommy will deny doing- Not getting it on the floor [ I DID GET IT ON THE FLOOR! I DID!])
Stronger- Kanye West (Things Tommy will deny doing- Getting Stronger [I AM NOT GETTING STRONGER! I AM NOT!])
Money Game Part 2- Ren (Thing Tommy will deny doing- Being Apart of the Money Game [I AM NOT APART OF THE CORRUPTION OF CAPITALISM! I AM NOT!])

Bussin It Down Sexual Style

I found this doll on the ground. Might need to throw it later at people just like my water bottle! (also why did this mp3 come with it..........)
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: god
UI by: god
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Boom Boom Boom- Black Eyed Peas (Things Tommy would deny doing- Hoarding Explosives in his car [I AM NOT HOARDING EXPLOSIVES! I AM NOT!])
Cut Dick- Flat Eric (Sex)

this track makes me want to go boom boom

Ice King is my main man! I have to rep him in this takeover somehow!
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Track by: uhhhhhh iris lol
Art by: Acerola (Sketch)/Sleepy (Digitalization)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Ice Kingdom Action - Adventure Time HIIK! WYSOG!! (Things Tommy would Deny doing- Invading the Ice Kingdom [I DID NOT PISS OFF THE ICE KING! I DID NOT!]) 
Just Lose It - Eminem (Things Tommy would Deny doing- losing it [I AM NOT LOSING IT! I AM NOT!])

Ice King Fucking Loses It

Graphic Design is my Passion
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Track by: Spring Souls (support him NOW)
Art by: tommy wiseau :D
UI by: me!
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Rolling Down the Street, In My Katamari - Fearofdark (offsource- tommy wouldn't deny listening to this song) 
Sexy Grandpa Time - Geico (things tommy would deny doing- using geico for car insurance [I DID NOT SAVE 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE! I DID NOT!) 
Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows (things tommy would deny doing- falling in love [I DID NOT FALL IN LOVE! I DID NOT!])
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stay tuned for 3 more uploads for the wiseau takeover! trust me, it won't disappoint! -acerola

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Track by: Acerola
Art by: Acerola, Sleepy (Wiseau Digitalzation)
Ui by: Acerola
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T.O.M. V.5'S SOURCELIST:

-Anime that has appeared on Toonami (2013-2019) & Music videos that have appeared on Toonami (Excluding Gorillaz)
(One Punch Man, Naruto, Kill La Kill, Bleach, Sword Art Online)
(One More Time, Fell in Love with a Girl, Shelter, Advanced Robotics)
-Adult Swim Originals and Artists that have collabed with Adult Swim
(Eric Andre Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Robot Chicken)
(Jack Stauber, Run the Jewels, Flying Lotus, Tyler The Creator)
-Drum n Bass genre
(Bomberman Hero OST, Songs by Pendulum, Songs by Grooverider, Songs by Machine Girl)
-Songs used in bumpers for Animation Networks
(Not Just Cartoons, Newjack, Mambo No 5, Everybody by Backstreet Boys)

TOMMY WISEAU'S SOURCELIST

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing 
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Sources:

TOMMY:
I Want You- Panty and Stocking (Sex!)
My Ordinary Life- The Living Tombstone (Things Tommy Will Deny Doing- Being a Reckless Driver [I AM NOT A RECKLESS DRIVER! I AM NOT])
I Feel It Coming- The Weeknd (Sex!)
Lose Yourself- Eminem (Things Tommy Would Deny Doing- Losing Himself in the moment[ I AM NOT LOSING MYSELF IN THE MOMENT! I AM NOT!])
Boulevard of Broken Dreams- Green Day (Things Tommy Will Deny Doing- Following the American Dream [I AM ACHIEVING MY DREAM! I TRULY AM!)
Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley (Bait n Switch)

T.O.M. V.5
Propane Nightmares- Pendulum (Drum n Bass)
Fell In Love With A Girl- The White Stripes (Music Videos that have Appeared on Toonami)
ATHF Theme ([as])
Mirror Man- Jack Stauber ([as] Collaborators)
X Gonna Give It To Ya- DMX ([as] [Featured in Rick and Morty])
Kill La Kill Theme 2 (Toonami)
Shelter- Porter Robinson, Madeon (Music Videos that have appeared on Toonami)

Highjacked Broadcast [POKEMATCH NO.?????]

Track donated by: @pinewithsun
Art donated by: twitter.com/babybowser101
Character donated by: twitter.com/babybowser101
Character [P1] - Basil

Wandering through a dark door, a pleasant gardener has arrived at the G.A.L.L.E.R.Y.! Basil, the timid boy with quite the green thumb, has gotten himself horrifically lost, but the museum is sure to be a safe place for him. Sourcewise, he has several things to pull from. Plants and flowers, of course, are where his expertise truly lies! And just like a white egret orchid says, with his wide variety of mind-related sources, his thoughts will follow you into your dreams. But there seems to be something constantly worrying Basil, and it's something that allows him to pull from much more fear-inducing media... However, it's probably nothing to worry about! The smile on his face lets everyone know that everything is going to be okay.

✿Songs related to RPGmaker or Earthbound-inspired games. (NO UNDERTALE)
(World's End Valentine, Phosphor, Sanctuary Guardian, Into the Mind)
✿ Songs associated with fear or deceptive/psychological horror media.
(Mr. FEAR, Pony Island, Doki Doki Literature Club, Madoka Magica)
✿ Songs related to the mind, mental processes, sleep, or dreams.
(The Mind Electric, Deja Vu, Thnks fr th Mmrs, Here Comes a Thought)
(Enter Sandman, Sweet Dreams, Lucid Dreams, Fireflies)
✿Songs related to flowers or other plants.
(Sunflower, In The Garden, Strawberry Fields Forever, Songs by Oliver Tree)

Sources:
In The Garden - Red Vox [Plants/Fear]
Something For Your M.I.N.D. - Superorganism [Mind]
A Home For Flowers (Tulip) - OMORI [PostModern RPGs/Flowers]
OMORI Healing SFX

[VICTORY!] Basil

Buildup Mash by: Acerola

This match was very....interesting. The winner tied with the loser TWO TIMES! But the winner stomped in the end. Without a further a due........
 THE WINNER OF THIS BATTLE IS..........
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T.O.M. V5 WINS!
T.O.M.- 62.2% (23 votes)
WISEAU- 37.8% (14 votes)
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T.O.M. : Seems like your reign on the soundwaves came to an end. Now its my turn. 
WISEAU: THESE RESULT AREN'T TRUE! IT'S BULLSHIT! I DID NOT LOSE...... 2023..... I'll be back!
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Sources:
Trainer Spotted! (Ace Trainer)- Pokemon X & Y 
Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley (Bait n Switch)
Mirror Man- Jack Stauber ([as] Artist Collaborators)
TOM and Wiseau VFX

[POKEMATCH NO.???] RESULTS!

TRACK BY - @cymancyan

CHARACTER - BIG COOKIE-CHAN

A Byproduct of the Grandma Takeover, the Big Cookie itself has arrived! …Or, a form of it. No one is 100% sure how or why it- sorry, she became like this, but either way, she’s an absolute sweetheart. They’re not even here to get into any beef with the others, just a pastry maker refining their craft… don’t ask for chocolate chip.

( also no one knows what the fuck that golden thing is but she talks to it like it’s her son… is she even old enough to be a grandma? what the fuck even )

The Living Tombstone - Collecting Cookies (Cookie Clicker)
Jetpack Joyride Theme (Mobile Games)
Satellite Young - Don't Graduate, Senpai! (Animes/Anime Parodies: Senpai Club)
Snail's House x Moe Shop - Pastel (Kawaii Future Bass)
Bell Biv Devoe - Poison (Old Songs/Women/Songs your grandma used to listen to/"-Chan" type characters: Holy Shit It's Poison-Chan)
Daft Punk - Get Lucky (Songs that moms play on the radio/Luck)
EHLE - Finders Keepers (Women/Old Sayings)
BSHAP - Angry Birds Rap (Mobile Games/Games your grandma could probably play if you help her)

Up All Night To Find Cookies

This album is a contemporary rock opera set against the gritty backdrop of a gentrifying city, reimagining 'The Hero's Journey' through the lens of forbidden love amidst urban warfare. 

Steel Heart, Silk Skin

Fire Within Me

yknow the spheal by now. 24 character tourney. double elimination. Set in Aether Paradise.
Inspired by King for Another Day, Starstruck Tournament, Strange Alternative Leader Tournament, Broke Lights and of course, Pokemon Sun and Moon

AetherDex:
01-Gladion & "Silvally" (The Runaway & TYPE: FULL)
02-Macklemore (UB Drip)
03-EmpLemon (UB Spiral)
04-Freddy Fazbear (UB Night-Time)
05-NiGHTS (UB Twilight)
06-Twerkey (UB Jiggle)
07-Weather Report (UB Forecast)
08-Conker (UB Spoof)
09-Austin Powers (UB Groovy)
10-F L O R A L S H O P P E (UB Scenery)
11-T.O.M. V.5 (UB Midnight)
12-Sakuya Izayoi (UB Chronological)
13-Kaio Kincaid (UB Turbo)
14-Jack Skellington (UB Delightful)
15-Dr.Soulja and the Floss Viruses (UB Cure & UB Infectious)
16-16Bit Magic Sonic (UB Funk)
17-Dr.Facilier (UB Voodoo)
18-Del & Russel (UB Specter & UB Headspace)
19-Masked Man (UB Husk)
20-Coolyori (UB Fingerguns)
21-The Church of McQueen (Gawr Gura) (UB “A”)
22-Supa Hot Fire (UB Inferno)
23-The Shepherd (UB Dogwatch)
24-Daxter Flaxter (UB Arcade)


STAFF/RESIDENTS
Lead Researcher: Professor Colress
The Vessel: 300MB
Security: Paul Blart
R01- Ristar (UB Nova)
R02- Tommy Wiseau (UB Room)

[Logo by Cyberstar]
Tourney created by: @Minimod23

[POKEMATCH NO.???] RESULTS!

Aether Paradise: Alola to New Adventures!

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