[DC APRIL FOOLS 2022] Wiseau Takeover

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SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED WINS!

MULLET MAN: Y'See this is why bikes are inferior to cars!
SUZUHA: They are, huh?
MULLET MAN: I mean, uhh, they both have their advantages!

SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED - 51.8% (29 Votes)
MET - 48.2% (27 Votes)

RESULTS - LR1M4

Track by: @TawnyBarnOwl
Art by: @TawnyBarnOwl
Characters: Bugreaucrats

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Contestant 1 - Bugreaucrats
(Wayward Vagabond and Filbo Fiddlepie)

You might think it sounds impossible, but the mayors of Can Town and Snaktooth Island have joined together in a campaign to compete in Crown Crash!... Again… Although it’s up for debate whether or not they are REAL mayors, the one thing you can be certain about is that these two have an insatiable appetite for snacks. But as the saying “we are whatever we eat'' goes, they are gonna be eating nothing but victory!

SOURCELIST

- Music related to politics and leadership
(Ex: Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney, My Heart Is Cold, Reaganomics)
- Music related to insects/invertebrates and food items
(Ex: Spiral Of Ants, Buck Bumble, The Beatles)
- Music related to any and all webcomics, and their adaptations/spinoffs
(Ex: Sburban Jungle, Black, Awful Hospital Theme, Up For Air )
- Songs by Kero Kero Bonito
(Ex: Flamingo, It’s Bugsnax! Trampoline )

[SOURCES USED:]

Verbalase - Obama Beatbox (Politics, Leadership)
Marshmello - Shockwave (Food)
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Ren - Money Game Pt. 2 (Politics)
Bad History - Trump Pump (Politics, Leadership)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Joe Biden vs Donald Trump (Politics, Leadership)
Owl City - Fireflies (Bugs)
Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch (Food)

Shocking Statement

for the sc. some characters are gonna be getting buffs/sorta reworks. if you have any feedback for dc, file it out here https://forms.gle/S5hgvvREhVcCt8b6A
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: HandedHeart
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.007: Paul Blart
CODENAME: UB Report
Desc: Detect, Deter, Observe, Report! Paul Blart has returned to the fray and is ready to observe the competition. Looks like being a New Jersey Mall Cop was getting a bit stale for him to do. Rolling in with a revamped source list to sweep all of bracket and armed with a hockey stick and his trusty segway, Paul Blart is ready to knock this competition out of the mall and take some wins along the way.

PAUL BLART’S SOURCELIST
-Kevin James/Adam Sandler Media and Artists featured in the Paul Blart movies
(Paul Blart, Grown-Ups, Click, Pixels, Hotel Transylvania)
(Electric Light Orchestra, KISS, Edgar Winter Group)
-Pink Floyd and artists in the Progressive Rock genre
(Money, Another Brick in the Wall, See Emily Play, Comfortably Numb)
(King Crimson, Yes, Phil Collins, The Moody Blues)
-Mall-centered media & Law Enforcement
(Music in the Mallsoft genre, 6teen, Dead Rising, Replay by Iyaz)
(Fuck Da Police, Sound of the Police, Rhythm & Ambush, Pull Over)
-Songs featured in Rock Band 1
(Detroit Rock City, Say It Ain’t So, Run to The Hills, Dani California)
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Sources:
Frankenstein- Edgar Winter Group (Kevin James/Malls: Used in Paul Blart Mall Cop 1,Artists featured in the Paul Blart Movies)
We Will Rock You- Queen (Kevin James/Adam Sandler,Used in Pixels)
Mr Blue Sky- Electric Light Orchestra (Kevin James/Malls: Used in Paul Blart Mall Cop 1, Artists featured in the Paul Blart Movies)
Sound of the Police-KRS-One (Law Enforcement)
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#BlartNight

Eyes On The Prize

RESULTS

M5 - Crash Suit Guy V.S. Socogus
WINNER: Crash Suit Guy
PERCENTAGE: (Crash Suit Guy) 53.8% - (Socogus) 46.2%

M6 - Ghost Trains V.S. Laura Les
WINNER: Ghost Trains
PERCENTAGE:  (Ghost Trains) 72.2% - (Laura Les) 27.8%

M7 - Yeezus Christ V.S. Dumbsville & the Mistful Ghost of Chris-mas Past
WINNER: Dumbsville & the Mistful Ghost of Chris-mas Past
PERCENTAGE:  (DVLC) 56.3% - (Yeezus Christ) 43.7%

M8 - Titan, the Flowerboy V.S. nah tina & yeah drake
WINNER: Titan, the Flowerboy
PERCENTAGE:  (Titan) 66.7% - (NTYD) 33.3%

[ROUND 1 // BRACKET WHA] - Results

the beast is unleashed
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: Acerola (Sketch)/Sleepy (Digitalization)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media 
-Sex! and Bait n Switch 
-So Bad/So Good Movies 
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Battle! Vs. Chris R- The Room Flash Game (Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media)
Can't Feel My Face- The Weeknd (Things Tommy Will Deny Doing- Doing Drugs [I DID NOT DO DRUGS! I DID NOT!])
Among Us vs Fall Guys Rap Battle- Calobi Productions (Things Tommy Will Deny Doing- Thinking Fall Guys is trash [I DO NOT LIKE THAT IMPOSTER. I DO NOT!])
Two Trucks- Lemon Demon (Sex!)
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god save us all (wiseau takeover)

Battle! Vs. Tommy Wiseau ~The Room's Return

I am getting it on the floor
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: Acerola (Sketch)/Sleepy (Digitalization)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Heartbreak, Heartbreak- Persona 4 (Things Tommy will deny doing- Breaking your heart [ I DID NOT BREAK YOUR HEART! I DID NOT!])
Get It on the Floor- DMX (Things Tommy will deny doing- Not getting it on the floor [ I DID GET IT ON THE FLOOR! I DID!])
Stronger- Kanye West (Things Tommy will deny doing- Getting Stronger [I AM NOT GETTING STRONGER! I AM NOT!])
Money Game Part 2- Ren (Thing Tommy will deny doing- Being Apart of the Money Game [I AM NOT APART OF THE CORRUPTION OF CAPITALISM! I AM NOT!])

Bussin It Down Sexual Style

I found this doll on the ground. Might need to throw it later at people just like my water bottle! (also why did this mp3 come with it..........)
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Track by: Acerola
Art by: god
UI by: god
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Boom Boom Boom- Black Eyed Peas (Things Tommy would deny doing- Hoarding Explosives in his car [I AM NOT HOARDING EXPLOSIVES! I AM NOT!])
Cut Dick- Flat Eric (Sex)

this track makes me want to go boom boom

Ice King is my main man! I have to rep him in this takeover somehow!
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Track by: uhhhhhh iris lol
Art by: Acerola (Sketch)/Sleepy (Digitalization)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Ice Kingdom Action - Adventure Time HIIK! WYSOG!! (Things Tommy would Deny doing- Invading the Ice Kingdom [I DID NOT PISS OFF THE ICE KING! I DID NOT!]) 
Just Lose It - Eminem (Things Tommy would Deny doing- losing it [I AM NOT LOSING IT! I AM NOT!])

Ice King Fucking Loses It

Graphic Design is my Passion
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Track by: Spring Souls (support him NOW)
Art by: tommy wiseau :D
UI by: me!
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AETHERDEX NO.025?- TOMMY WISEAU
dont accuse him of the war crimes he has commited. DONT DO IT!

-Tommy Wiseau and OneyPlays Media
-Sex! and Bait n Switch
-So Bad/So Good Movies
-Things Tommy will deny doing

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Sources:
Rolling Down the Street, In My Katamari - Fearofdark (offsource- tommy wouldn't deny listening to this song) 
Sexy Grandpa Time - Geico (things tommy would deny doing- using geico for car insurance [I DID NOT SAVE 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE! I DID NOT!) 
Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows (things tommy would deny doing- falling in love [I DID NOT FALL IN LOVE! I DID NOT!])
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stay tuned for 3 more uploads for the wiseau takeover! trust me, it won't disappoint! -acerola

15% Completion on Katamari Insurance

Mashup: @gloomi-809911538
Art?: Din
VOTE NOW!: https://forms.gle/spkPB2mUDoa2pLuJ8

Match lore by Gloomi!: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PXLV1rIZsgOCizjRMKdtq-G5FUjMlSYe4Lu-6HtZx08/edit?usp=drivesdk

Nux-Taku

- Songs associated with Nux and any of his associates, as well as Corpse Husband and Billie Eilish (Twitch is Hentai, 2019 Guy, E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!)

- Music from any Persona or Gintama media (Last Surprise, Sakuramitsutsuki, Unbreakable Tie)

- Songs related to kings and mad lads (King's Dead, Gangplank Galleon, King Dedede's Theme)

-  Songs associated with late 2010s and early 2020s Otaku culture, as well as anime synonymous with it (Love Taste, Omae Wa Mou, U Got That)
(Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Konosuba, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

- Songs directly related to Twitch and its emotes (We Didn't Start the Drama, Like That!, Creeper Rap)

Art by: CheezyVEVO

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The Midnight Crew (Hearts Boxcars, Diamonds Droog, Spades Slick, Clubs Deuce)

-Music from Homestuck and any other Andrew Hussie work (The Ballad of Jack Noir, Sburban Jungle, Showtime)
(Hiveswap, Problem Sleuth, Paradox Space)

-Crime syndicates and hitmen (The Hitman Series, The Yakuza Series, Beastars)

-Media that makes frequent use of card suits, as well as related to card games traditionally played with a standard deck (Super Mario RPG, Four Suits, Poker Face)

-Noir-themed media (This Gun for Hire, Psycho-Pass, L.A. Noire)

-Songs by Eddie Morton (I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew, You Ain't Talking to Me, The Oceana Roll)

Art by: dreem!

HOT DEMON B!TCHES NEAR YOU ! ! ! - CORPSE (Corpse Husband)
Damn Daniel - FlightReacts (Offsource)
Vriska's Theme - AlterniaBound (Homestuck)

[WR2M4 ~ PHASE 1] ZAMN! HOT SPIDER 8ITCHES NEAR YOU ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Music: uncle felix on da highway
Artwork: Kyra (twitter.com/zuragaan)
Character Represented: HITOGATA
Songs Used:
AUDIT - weevildoing, Tsurumaki Maki (VHS Horror)
Rascal Flatts - Life Is a Highway (Vehicles)
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Discord: https://discord.gg/sTj7c4eQ9G
Youtube Mirror: https://youtu.be/DHspPSOaulE
Website: https://remixrumble.carrd.co/#
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Ding, ding. "Always look both ways" is something these two lost souls unfortunately didn't learn. Looks like that's not keeping them down though! Their physical forms might be unstable, but their sources sure aren't! HITOGATA bring along VHS Horror, Creepypasta, Surreal Japanese Horror, Locomotives, and most importantly, Lost Media. Any opponents better learn from HITOGATA's mistakes and watch where they're going, or else Remix Rumble will be their last stop.

Sources:
- Lost Media and Associated Properties
(Stereotype, Handful Of Crumbs, Saki Sanobashi, Spongebob Squarepants, Super Mario 64, Food Fight, KABLAM!)
- VHS Themed Horror Media
(Mandela Catalogue, The Walten Files, Harmony & Horror, Mario 64 Beta)
- Music Relating To Creepypastas Or Internet Mysteries
(Hill, Slender’s Lullaby, Gameboy Advanced SP Edition - TLT, Song Of Unhealing, POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN, beasts)
- Locomotive & Other Vehicle Related Songs
(Thomas The Tank Engine, Train Rush, My Trains, Dumb Ways To Die, Life Is A Highway, See You Again)
- Surreal Japanese Horror
(Yume Nikki, Dark Woods Circus, Kikuo, Beheading Dance)

uncle felix on da highway

Music: BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
Artwork: Kyra (https://twitter.com/zuragaan)
Characters Represented: Alice
Songs Used:
OFF - Pepper Steak [All Levels At Once Remix] (RPGMaker)
LISA: The Joyful - 666 Kill Chop Deluxe (RPGMaker)
Rare Americans - Brittle Bones Nick (Skeletons)
Rob Zombie - Dragula (Spooky Monsters)
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Discord: https://discord.gg/sTj7c4eQ9G
Youtube Mirror: https://youtu.be/OPLCUzrzmpU
Website: https://remixrumble.carrd.co/#
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Hailing from the underworldian town of HorrorVale, the spooky skeletal witch Alice joins our party! Bringing her spine-chilling sources of Mother & RPGMaker games inspired by it, Halloween associated songs, skeletons & spooky monsters, and the lively discography of Grant Kirkhope. She's sure to make you scream, so get ready for Halloween all year long!

Sources:
- Mother & RPGs Inspired by it, & RPGMaker
(LISA, OFF, OMORI, OneShot) [Excluding Undertale]
- Halloween Associated Songs
(Ghostbusters, Monster Mash, Flying Purple People Eater)
- The Undead, Skeletons & Spooky Monsters
(Skeleton Boomerang, Spooky Scary Skeletons, Monster, Witch Doctor, Calling All The Monsters)
- Music Composed By Grant Kirkhope
(Banjo & Kazooie, Killer Instinct, Viva Piñata, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle)

BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

Welcome to the vibrant world of *Funk Gospel Music,* an uplifting fusion that breathes life into modern Christian praise! Here, we’ll explore how this energetic genre combines rhythm and spirituality, creating a delightful playlist that resonates with both the heart and soul.

LAUS DEO JAZZ: The Harmonious Sanctuary
At LAUS DEO JAZZ, we believe in a transformative musical experience where every note acts as a prayer. Our unique blend of gospel, soul, funk, and jazz not only captivates listeners but also uplifts spirits. The essence of our music lies in its ability to connect deeply with faith, while the soothing sounds of instruments like the saxophone, guitar, and piano weave a tapestry of relaxation and joy. 

Example Tracks from Our Playlist
Dive into our carefully curated playlist featuring tracks like *Praise the Breath* and *Hallelujah Funk.* These songs encapsulate the joyous spirit of worship through their catchy melodies and powerful refrains. Whether you need a boost of energy or a moment of reflection, our music is guaranteed to elevate your soul.

1. Praise the Breath
2. Spirit of Power
3. Praise the Lord
4. Hallelujah Funk
5. Proof of Your Love
6. Feel the Vibe
7. Get On Up
8. Thank You Jesus
9. Glorify Your Name
10. Funky Love Vibes 
11. Feel the Funky Vibe
12. Thank You, Lord

© All rights reserved. Original content by Laus Deo Jazz
℗ Music is Copyrighted by Laus Deo Jazz
© Video is Copyrighted by Laus Deo Jazz

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@LausDeoJazz

Feel the Funky Vibe

yknow the spheal by now. 24 character tourney. double elimination. Set in Aether Paradise.
Inspired by King for Another Day, Starstruck Tournament, Strange Alternative Leader Tournament, Broke Lights and of course, Pokemon Sun and Moon

AetherDex:
01-Gladion & "Silvally" (The Runaway & TYPE: FULL)
02-Macklemore (UB Drip)
03-EmpLemon (UB Spiral)
04-Freddy Fazbear (UB Night-Time)
05-NiGHTS (UB Twilight)
06-Twerkey (UB Jiggle)
07-Weather Report (UB Forecast)
08-Conker (UB Spoof)
09-Austin Powers (UB Groovy)
10-F L O R A L S H O P P E (UB Scenery)
11-T.O.M. V.5 (UB Midnight)
12-Sakuya Izayoi (UB Chronological)
13-Kaio Kincaid (UB Turbo)
14-Jack Skellington (UB Delightful)
15-Dr.Soulja and the Floss Viruses (UB Cure & UB Infectious)
16-16Bit Magic Sonic (UB Funk)
17-Dr.Facilier (UB Voodoo)
18-Del & Russel (UB Specter & UB Headspace)
19-Masked Man (UB Husk)
20-Coolyori (UB Fingerguns)
21-The Church of McQueen (Gawr Gura) (UB “A”)
22-Supa Hot Fire (UB Inferno)
23-The Shepherd (UB Dogwatch)
24-Daxter Flaxter (UB Arcade)


STAFF/RESIDENTS
Lead Researcher: Professor Colress
The Vessel: 300MB
Security: Paul Blart
R01- Ristar (UB Nova)
R02- Tommy Wiseau (UB Room)

[Logo by Cyberstar]
Tourney created by: @Minimod23

this track makes me want to go boom boom

Aether Paradise: Alola to New Adventures!

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