American Excess - Part 1

He Has Returned

Warpath Eternal

EDM Polka Metal.

Lyrics:

I was just on holiday. An island, miles away from anyone who makes me sad.

I left the resort. Went for a walk and stumbled in to something bad.

Now:

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

I found a small cave and thought I'd be brave. I stumbled in. But I had committed some sin.

It was an alien pirate lair. I had gone down the stair. Found some treasure and shit.........And, maybe, taken a bit....

So now:

Alien Pirates are chasing me!

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

Oh shit.

I'm in trouble.

The Aliens are grey and ugly. With nasty breath. They disgust me. They look like they smoke meth.

One had tried to seduce me.... And I resisted, not a bit. We touched passionately......

Then I stole its loot and shit.

So now:

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

Help!

This is seriously scary!

I'm not kidding!

Send help!

Somebody call my wife!

Don't mention the alien sex part.

In fact, forget you heard that.

IT'S FAKE NEWS!!

The Aliens are grey and ugly. With nasty breath. They disgust me. They look like they smoke meth.

One seduced me.... I suckled on alien tit. We made love dramatically......

Then I stole its loot and shit.

Literal shit.

They shit diamonds.

I shit you not.

It's gotta hurt.

I've been inside that hole.

It's really tight. 

The diamonds are huge. 

Bigger than a fist.

Let that sink in for a moment.....

Ouch.

And the diamonds are sharp.

Like razor sharp.

Evolution boggles the mind.

Imagine how weird their planet is?

Like, what had to happen for a species to evolve into razor sharp diamond shitters whose method of extraction involves pushing said diamonds through a hole that I could barely enter.

I'm not even that big.

Average.

Maybe a bit below average. But not much.

Look, my wife doesn't complain. 

Stop minimising short penises.

Anyway.

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

Alien Pirates (NSFW)

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Lionheart

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The Silent Circle

Maiden Voyage

Stormbringer (feat. Paul Masvidal)

Redneck Vikings from Hell

Slave to the Riff

Hunger

Cycle

Splinters from an Ever-Changing Face

Pariah

Final Days

Absolution for Our Final Days

Just writing what I’m feeling. 
Totally no clue where I’m heading. 

Simply creating. 

It’s all kinda sad...

L⚡️T

@troublesoftenant

Slave to the Riff

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