The Badassstuff Experience

I don't know what the hell's going on here, but ever since all those guys got put into that "Badassstuff" fire, I've been seein' some stuff around in the corner of my eyes...

Track by: @xinos1
Art by: @yaysmile

Heh. I'm your substitute cohost for today

[SUBSTITUTE COHOST] Chester B. Lampester
- Songs from Homestuck and its friends
- Songs that are too cool for school! or might get you scolded by a teacher
- Songs related to shades, lamps, DJs, guys, and awesomeness
- Songs by Libbec

Songs used:
Libbec - Close Your Eyes [Libbec]
Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (Madeon's Evil Edit) [DJs]
Alterniabound - Terezi's Theme [Homestuck]
Kill Bill - Good Luck Chuck [Guys]

i closed my eyes and saw it [Sighting N/A - Chester B. Lampester]

Sighting 24: Breyking Bad

Short on breath, turn after turn...
As a last resort, I struck it with my blade, forcing it to retreat.

Could that thing even stand a hit?

When it pursued me, it did so by using all four of its lanky limbs to keep pace with me.
It was almost as if it knew the perfect routing to get around any obstacle...

Any narrow path I took, it crawled through almost like a spider.
Any turn I took, it intercepted me immediately.
——
I realize that those footsteps are coming close again.
If that thing ever catches me off guard, I think I'll be a "baddie"...

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Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: @xinos1

It chases its prey through terrain which is extremely difficult to navigate. It is named after the places it marks as territory; no one who has seen it has ever lived to tell the tale.

RESISTANT PATH
- Salh's Interests, Bits, and Mashups.
- Songs [NO OVERLAP] likes and The Meat Ball.
- Imagine Dragons and Bands Known for being Mid
- Holidays, Being Chased/Followed, and Baddies.
- Idol Anime, Strange Humour, and Competitive Games.

Songs used:
Chonny Jash - The Bidding (Salh's Interests, Songs [NO OVERLAP] likes, The Meat Ball: The Heart, the Mind, and the Soul attempting to eat each other's meatballs, Bands Known for being Mid: Tally Hall, Baddies: the Heart, the Mind, and the Soul)
Deltarune - Pandora Palace (Salh's Interests, Baddies: Queen)
twenty one pilots - Nico and the Niners (Salh's Interests/Mashups/Bits: The Path of Most Resistance, Songs [NO OVERLAP] likes, The Meat Ball: Clancy attempts to cook their meatball but the microwave keeps shutting off, Bands Known for being Mid, Being Chased, Baddies: The Bishops)
Paramore - Misery Business (The Meat Ball: Eating someone else's meatball)
Chonny Jash - Pit (Salh's Interests)
clipping. - Summertime (Salh's Interests)
Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (Salh's Mashups/Bits, Songs [NO OVERLAP] likes, The Meat Ball: Seeing someone for their meatballs and not their noodles, Bands Known for being Mid, Holidays: Shape of You Ed Sheeran Day, Baddies, Strange Humour)
Metal Gear Rising: Revengance - The Hot Wind Blowing (Salh's Interests/Bits, Baddies: Khamsin)
Fall Guys - Fall for the Team (Salh's Interests/Mashups/Bits: Eating your own meatball, The Meat Ball, Being Chased: Team Tail Tag, Baddies: The Fall Guys Veggie Dog Costume, Competitive Games)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Salh's Mashups/Bits, The Meat Ball: Beautiful Girls are eating Sean Kingston's meatball, Baddies, Strange Humour)
The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell (Salh's Interests, The Meat Ball: The subject of the song became too greedy eating the singer's meatball that it led to them not having a morsel of their own, Baddies: The concept of spite)
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (Salh's Mashups, The Meat Ball: Eating a candied meatball instead of a healthy dinner, Baddies: Ke$ha's stand from TFA)
CMTEN - Never Met! (Salh's Interests/Mashups, Songs [NO OVERLAP] likes, Baddies: Ke$ha's stand from TFA, Strange Humour)
Tally Hall - Just A Friend (Salh's Interests, Songs [NO OVERLAP] likes, The Meat Ball: Discarding someone else's meatball for a better one, Bands Known for being Mid, Strange Humour)

Heinous Headache [Sighting 24 - Resistant Path]

Sighting 14 - Bad Game

It's been a fortnight since I saw it...
I witnessed something falling out of the sky, almost like some sort of... augmented super soldier.
But since then, I've rarely seen it ever since it landed... where the hell did that thing hide to?!

It's raining now. I’d best head back.

I’ve been trying keep my distance from any wire scraps or old decaying tech throwaway. I get a nagging feeling I’m being watched whenever there's something like that nearby.
Feels like it’s impossible to avoid, though. Best I could do is stick to shelter and hope for the best.

...There's something out there in the storm.
——
Hidden away in my tent, I hear the clicking and clacking of its footsteps circling around me, before getting distant.
Geez, looks like I'll have to play its own game of hide-and-seek if I see it again...

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Track by: @seeya_le
Art by: @yaysmile

While typically not hostile, its big claws allow it to hollow out the insides of whatever it crushes. Its arms are retractable, allowing it to hide inside the newly emptied shells.

GIGA GEAR
- Machinery, Robots, & Characters with mechanical augmentations
- Songs that start with G or contain the phrase "Gee!"
- Computers, Bugs, and Glitches
- Esports, Twitch, & Edutainment games
- Songs specifically about gaming or gamers

Songs used:
Klaypex, GRETA - Robot Love (Robots)
in love with a ghost - Golden Ridge (Golden Feather Mix) (Starts with G)
Falling in Reverse - Game Over (Starts with G / Gamers)
Shadrow - CTRL (Computers)
Daft Punk, Pharell - Get Lucky (Robots / Starts with G)
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci (Starts with G)
Drunk Girl, Deanna - Don't Stop the Party (Esports)
Mystery Skulls - Ghost (Mechanical Augmentations / Starts with G)
Kid Laroi, Justin Bieber - STAY (Esports)

Guh [Sighting 14 - Giga Gear]

Sighting 27 - Badly Needed Change

The last thing I was expecting to find this far out was another survivor.
He came to my camp and had been sitting on a log for presumably hours. 
I put my guard down when I realized he had a striking resemblance to 44th U.S. President Barack Obama. 

You know... Like, from Homestuck.

...I'm lucky it wasn't something more dangerous, or I would have had to abandon the few belongings I still have.

We shared a few stories and miscellaneous foraged berries and nuts over the fire.
I noticed the strange device he was holding onto, but never mentioned it.
Regardless of how lax he was throughout the night, his grip on it remained strong.
After that, we put out the fire, and I returned to my tent as he just sat there and stared off into the horizon.
——
When dawn came, he was still sat upon that log. When he saw me, he helped himself to a few more nuts before quietly walking away from the campsite, putting the device atop his head. 
As he literally disappeared into the bushes, I understood that there was a good chance I would not ever see him again.
I have no idea if that's good or very, very, very bad. Maybe it's best if I just never find out.

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Track by: @xinos1
Art by: @trans-rights

His helmet allows him to replicate the camouflages, mimicry, and other visual defense mechanisms used by various wildlife. This camouflage is so effective he can become virtually undetectable to even the most powerful set of eyes.

PERFECT MATCH
- Human Flaws and Survival
- Politics, Voting, Society, and Other Topical Issues
- America, American Artists, and Nationalism
- Deception, Lies, and Fraud
- Websites and the Internet

Songs used:
carrot113 - OMORI - it means everything [wrath ver.] (Deception: Deceptive Media)
Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow - INDUSTRY BABY (Lies: Slander, American Artists)
Post Malone - Stay (Human Flaws, American Artists)
Rag'n'Bone Man - Human (Human Flaws)
Squid Game - Pink Soldiers (Survival, Other Topical Issues)
Radiohead - No Surprises (Politics)

everything that i am [Sighting 27 - Perfect Match]

Sighting 17 - Bad Eyes

I've been taking many glances from under my shade by now.
Each time I've looked, there's been leaves that were noticeably disturbed.
Stray bullets have flown by from where I looked, yet there was no detectable source.
I don't know what it is, but I know there's some sort of invisible force out here.

Whoever you are...

Not cool, dude.
Don't do it again.
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I thought I was the one out here overlooking these guys, but...
It seems like I'm being observed by someone else too.

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Track by: @yayxinos
Art by: @trans-rights

They are able to blend in with their environments effortlessly using their camouflage technology. It is said that if you are a person of interest, they will come and attempt to silence you from the truth.

TRENCH WARFARE
- Mystery, Forbidden Knowledge, and Things Shrouded in Mystery
- Height, Being Short, and Being Watched
- Clothing and Other Things You Can Wear
- War, The Causes of War, and The Effects of War
- Not Being Cool and Boomers

Songs used:
FAKE TYPE. feat. Kankan - Honky Tonky Night [Mystery-related Genres: Electro Swing]
Shawn Wasabi - BURNT RICE [Things Shrouded in Mystery: What WAS he cooking?]
That Handsome Devil - Charlie's Inferno [Things Shrouded in Mystery: What DID Charlie do?]
A Hat In Time - Trainwreck of Electro Swing [Mystery-related Genres: Electro Swing / Clothing]
Katy Perry - E.T. [Forbidden Knowledge: Aliens]
Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me [Being Watched]
billie eilish - bad guy [The Causes of War: Bad guys]
B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes [The Causes of War: Airplanes]
Blackway & Black Caviar - What's Up Danger? [The Effects of War: Danger]
Broadway Karkat & D-Strides - Cooler Than Me [Things Shrouded in Mystery: YOUR JORDANS ARE FAKE AS FUCK's existence / Things You Can Wear: Shades, Jordans / Not Being Cool]
mxmtoon - prom dress [Things Shrouded in Mystery: How DID she get there? / Clothing]

He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He? [Sighting 17 - Trench Warfare]

Sighting 28 - Something Smells Bad

The putrid stench hit me before my eyes could see what I have stumbled upon.
A large clearing surrounded by wilting plants, face masks, and... rolls of toilet paper.
In the center, a makeshift fortress made of rotting wood stands tall.
Two individuals are standing on top the fort, I don't think they've noticed me...

Shit, I spoke too soon.

The taller of the two points towards me and jumps off the fortress, heading towards me.
The smell gets stronger the closer they get, I think it'd be best if I fled the scene.
——
I've finally stopped running, I think I lost them.
With one of my senses sabotaged, I'll have to be on high alert.

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Track by: @seeya_le
Art by: @trans-rights

Their mask allows them to safely reside within the toxic environments they reside in, hidden away from most other lifeforms. The mask appears to feature a transceiver, which allows them to communicate with what few allies they have managed to gain.

ROYAL FLUSH
- Territory, Belongings, & Theft
- Byproducts, gross things, & things you do in the bathroom
- Masks, Eyepatches & Hidden Identities
- Spreading, Contamination, & Containment
- School activities, school media, & problem solving

Songs used:
The Living Tombstone - Absolute Territory (Remix)  (Territory)
FLAKE, Pheonix - SH!T ON THE FLOOR (Gross Things)
Set It Off, William Beckett - Wolf In Sheep's Clothing (Hidden Identities)
The Living Tombstone - Hit The Snooze (Masks, Spreading, Containment, School Activities: Social Distancing)
Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Spreading)
Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Contamination)
Blonde Redhead - For The Damaged (Eyepatches)
IDKHOW - Nobody Likes The Opening Band (School Activities: Band)
Masked Wolf - Astronaut In The Ocean (Masks)

Waste My Time [Sighting 28 - Royal Flush]

Sighting? 10 - Bad Faith

The last thing I remember was mindlessly laughing until I blacked out.
Was it out of fear? Did I lose my mind?
I don't know what it was... but it seems like I'm back at my campsite.

C'mon, pull yourself together Chester... remember!
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A winged shadow appeared in the campfire's light, wielding a sword.
As I unsheathed my own blade, it disappeared, so I ran out to find it.
Something... materialized in front of me, appearing humanoid before changing shape.
Many eyes stared at me— it felt like I was being judged.

It spoke to me.
——
Incomprehensible words that got a reaction out of me, and then I woke up here.
The joke of —— remains a horrifying mystery to me.
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Track by: @cookiemadocookie
Art by: @trans-rights

Not enough data to make conclusive notes.

FALLEN SERAPH
- Angels, Legends, and Mythology
- Adult Animation, Forbidden Animation, and Lost Media
- Yellow things/concepts and People on the Simpsons
- Birth, Life, Liberty, and their purposes
- Things that are Not Too Scary or Not Too Safe

Songs used:
LSD - Jesus On E's (People on The Simpsons)
Silva Hound - Addict (Adult Animation)
Get Scared - Don't You Dare Forget The Sun (Yellow things, Not Too Safe)
Loverboy - Working For The Weekend (Life)
Timebelle - Apollo (Mythology)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Not Too Safe)
Pitbull - Give Me Everything (Not Too Safe)
Spongebob SquarePants - Stadium Rave (Yellow Things)
The Weeknd - I'm A Virgin (Adult Animation)
Lemon Demon - Hyakugojyuuichi 2003 (Yellow things)
Yoko Takahashi - A Cruel Angel's Thesis (Angels)
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Not Too Safe)

ADDICT ON  ☼'s [Sighting? 10 - Fallen Seraph]

AFAD2... Now With Friends!

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The Badassstuff Experience

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