Several people told me this was one of the most disturbing songs they'd ever heard. And I replied, "Well, my dear, you forget that you come pre-disturbed."

Lyrics:

Do you wanna…Do you wanna get away…Do you wanna get away with blue murder?
Do you wanna slash my heart into pieces, and make like you were never really there
At the scene of the crime
Like you’re biding your time
Until you became mine

Well, one is a mirror, two is a rhyme, but three is unkind, three is so blind
One is me, and two is fine, but three is a crime
Three is doin’ time…
On my watch…


One is no mercy, two is a grind, and three is a find, three is a find
One is murder and everything dies, but three is sunshine
And three is my time...
 It’s all mine


Well, one is a pill, two's moonshine, three years in a bind, three years out of my mind... 
One is a favourite, two is a shrine, but three is a lie, three is a cry...
so goodbye



One is a flavor, spinning on a dime, 
But three is sunshine, three is sublime
One’s a pillow and two is red wine, and you might be right…
This is remorse, sweet mistress of mine, we’ll be forever entwined

We don’t need to feel like this
To make us whole by craving that kiss
We don’t have to tread that path
For it’s always brightest before the dark

The dark oh the dark, it’s my heart heart heart...

Agent K - Amputation (feat. Lara Land)

This one was born overnight in about six hours, fuelled by.... Clue: It's a four-letter-word in the title.

Agent K - Methodist Church

Agent K - General Zod's Lesbian Army

Oblivion
crept into bed with me.
I came in her face,
faded into her,
my mistress of the ages,
eternal, eternally dutiful,
shapeshifting
dreamspinner.



Agent K - Medulla Obliterata (feat. Charlee) (unmastered)

With apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein.

Edelwhylikethis (feat. Aliisa Keys)

Agent K - Mary Poppins Is A Crack Whore

Agent K - MDMA (Mandy Dumps Me Again) (unmastered)

My tiny tribute to a great band, Radiohead. And the title - a nod to a James Bond film (guess which).

Agent K - The Fly Who Buzzed Me(unmastered)

Agent K - Test-Tube Cosmonaut (Rough Edit - Snippet)

Messing about in the studio with friend and fellow psychedelic warrior, White Dove. First take.

Agent K (feat. The Dove) - Sitarical

A track made using my friend Steve's voice and live instruments (and a sprinkling of Julie Andrews never hurts)

The Message Is Clear (feat. WhiteDove)

Agent K - Dog-Eat-God

In memoriam: the good old days (and mostly nights).

Agent K - Shiva Valley Set (2015)

Back to producing after four-five years, feels...uplifting. Here's a response to all the dark and hi-tech crap (and vegans) out there. Find the spaces between the spaces, and you can actually feel the music. And possibly dance as well.
p.s. the vocal sample is lifted from one of my stand-up comedy gigs. Yes, I'm plagiarising myself, for a change.
"What I really want to know is...do vegans suck cock? And more importantly, do they swallow? You know that morning facial, that protein shake...is it even allowed by the rules of the Veganatti?"
Is it?

Agent K - Veganjism

Agent K is a DJ/producer based in Goa. Once a cut-and-paste pro (writer/editor), he naturally gravitated towards the Goa psytrance scene in the early years of the 21st century and played for 12 years before realizing he had found his niche in cut-and-paste music making—splicing electronic rhythms and frequencies to create weirdness of sorts. 

Agent K has no affiliation with MI6, the Mossad or Hollywood, but does interact often with aliens of some sort and is a reputed introvert. Much like the eponymous character in 'Men In Black', he now scours this planet for strange lifeforms, obliterating human memory on occasion with alien noises created by computers beeping and belching as if there were no tomorrow. His music usually features an amalgam of rumbling washing machine type sounds—some bright, others melancholic—strung together with results that may be deemed danceable and, if transmitted to aliens, may induce helpless giggling and sniggering on their part, possibly with some simultaneous tapping of appendages.

Agent K is a master manipulator (ask his exes), and one of his overriding interests is to make you bop till you drop, full stop. Unlike several of his musical contemporaries, music was not in his blood since his childhood - the alcohol and drugs crowded out everything else. But he somehow made elbow room for it (the music), and now wonders how he ever lived without its scintillating company. 

His debut psytrance EP, released last year (2014), is called "Kneel Before Zod", a direct dig at General Zod of 'Superman' infamy. Agent K is now working on a full-length album, which he hopes might one day garner him some good reviews, or at least a couple of free beers.

Agent.K

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