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God Tongue (An Epistle on Taste) - ALABASTER SAMOVARS

Fiddlebacked leather soles echo on the cobblestone streets of Prague as The Marijuana Pot Man and Remington Iron trade boasts, sipping the finest shade-grown teas and chiefing scrong from enameled gold cigarette holders. By this time, the coveted samovar is in their grasp; emboldened, they strut about town in a menagerie of furs.

It Ain't Me

"Des Esseintes now watched the tortoise squatting in a corner of the dining room, shining in the shadow.

He was perfectly happy. His eyes gleamed with pleasure at the resplendencies of the flaming corrollae against the gold background. Then, he grew hungry — a thing that rarely if ever happened to him — and dipped his toast, spread with a special butter, in a cup of tea, a flawless blend of Siafayoune, Moyoutann and Khansky — yellow teas which had come from China to Russia by special caravans.

This liquid perfume he drank in those Chinese porcelains called egg-shell, so light and diaphanous they are. And, as an accompaniment to these adorable cups, he used a service of solid silver, slightly gilded; the silver showed faintly under the fatigued layer of gold, which gave it an aged, quite exhausted and moribund tint."

-J.M. Huysmans

Against Nature

A coruscating hide of stone-dialed Piagets adorns Pot Man's arms as he throws off his vicuña paletot. His lips, curled in a triumphant sneer, reveal the vitreous glint of his incisors; his inlaid canines are outlined in gold. The shadowy faction tailing him has begun to make itself known, and he primes his weapons in anticipation.

Faberge & Limoges

It's going to take an eon to get all this Actavis out of the samovar.

Houston Oolongs

2 parts Gyokuro Izumi; one part Glenfiddich 18. Serve at 160 degrees Fahrenheit in Imperial porcelain. The perfect Alabaster Samovar.

Motorcade

"Ever have borscht, Professor? Beet soup with sour cream; it's a Polish dish. With an egg beaten in it. Don't let anyone give it to you without an egg in it."

The Chase Ft. Slumpdeem

Remi delivers a syrup-sodden soliloquy from the depths of the Atlantic, ensconced in the widest of wales.

Japanese Squid Butchery

Facel Vega

Ever seen a man's entire head distended by the basketball-sized hydrophane opal he's tucked into his cheek, on some Ed, Edd, & Eddy shit?

Underworld Dandyism

Jasper Hill

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