To Wish You Good Night

The King Without A Name

Ryoukai Desu!!!!

You Have No Say In This

the reason i can't fall asleep

Grey Goo

Lyrics /u/aplos9
Vocals /u/SongFarts
Music /u/DeadPlatypus

It seems my eyes are getting blurry
I guess it’s time to take a break
Cause I just can’t clear this stomach ache
This feeling that my heart can’t shake
And looking at the mirror on the wall

I can tell that time has passed
By the gut I have amassed
And by the lines upon my face

I need to learn to get off reddit
It’s time for outside 101

Oh the cause of all my problems
Also seems to hold the key
So I clear my head and breath in deep
And fire up Reddit slash LPT
Hoping that their help can set me free

I post a desperate post
“help me when I need it most”
But all that I get back’s a bunch of jokes

I need to learn to get off reddit
Take me back to outside 101

Moderators toast my post and warn me with a ban
"Noob, you can't post questions here,
What else don't you understand?"

But one lurker heard my words before they hit the bench
Private message from a friend,
"Surfing turd likes to get bent"

I can guide you, we can find you reasons to go on
I know Reddit can be fun
But you must know when it's done

Uninstall the apps and make your homepage something else
It's so refreshing
To stop refreshing
Just stop refreshing
Please stop refreshing
And go enjoy the sun, go outside 101

“Solo”

Hey surfing turd, I'm afraid that's absurd, I can't just walk away
I'd do it if I could
But my self worth is no good

He says, "Bro, iunno, i-m-h, fuckin' o, it's outside 101
So unless you weigh a ton
Shut it off and then you're done

Walk, take a cab, find a park, take a nap, it's easy if you try
Shut it off and go outside
Check out what the world provides

Hey, meet a girl, get some lunch, feed a squirrel, before you know it, guy
You've got a girlfriend
A living girlfriend
A real girlfriend
An actual girl
Who you met because you're Outside 101

But it’s been too long for me
I can’t function way out there
Real live people are so scary
And I’m merely ordinary
Here I’m safer sitting in my underwear

R slash funny, pics, and beer
And r slash aww and blunderyears
Everything I need, I’ve got right here

Well I failed to get off reddit
I’m reinstalling reddit; it’s fun
I’m not telling anyone that
I failed to go outside 101

So I guess I'm just stuck here for the rest of my life

Outside 101

Lyrics by /u/StacheKetchum
Vocals by /u/felipevoxcarvalho
Music by /u/DeadPlatypus

Lyrics:
Waking up
Bloody mouth
Is my fate 
Breaking out

In this dark
Broken town
Horror waits
Madness bound 

Things beyond belief 
(That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die)
Will I find relief? 
(That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.)

My aching bones
My flaking skin
Long to release
This beast within

Now suddenly 
I feel so cold
I need to find
The Great and Old


Dank and murky caves
(That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.)
Approaching R’Lyeh
(It was golden and splendid, that City of light; A vision suspended in deeps of the night)

And though this lost city has strange geometry
The dying stars all seem so wonderfully serene

And now the change has come 
And I feel so complete
It’s so much nicer here
Forsaking sanity

I’ve fin’lly found my place
(That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.)
Within the Old One’s grace
(That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.)
I know how insignificant a human life would be
To an immortal cosmic entity

(In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)

A Non-Euclidean Nightmare

Instrumental version of Bombshell Beatdown.

Bombshell Beatdown (Instrumental)

Vocals by /u/newnews2
Lyrics by /u/skerry1
Music by /u/DeadPlatypus

Lyrics:
The captain's in the locker for a debt he must pay
Oh Ay, sweet lah-di-lay
 Now his daughters the compass that leads to the bay
Oh Ay, sweet lah-di-lay
 Shore on our mind and the wind in our face
 Waves turn to white as their breaking away
 We'll pay tomorrow for the luck of today
Oh Ay, sweet lah-di-lay

This old barques got a new wind and it's headed to sea
Oh Ee, sweet lah-di-lee
Stretch your legs our old girl and we'll let out your sheets
Oh Ee, sweet lah-di-lee
No looking back cause there's nothing to see
Ropes hanging down dangling free from their cleat
Asking the sea gods for calm waters to meet
Oh Ee, sweet lah-di-lee

Let's go let's go til the wind is gone
And the water leaves the sea
We know we know all that's to be known
So we'll set these old sails free
Our captain's gone with Davy Jones
But his daughter holds the key
Now the stars are hers alone
Oh Ee, sweet lah-di-lee
--
Our bullies do a battle with a storm in the night
Oh Ai, sweet lah-di-lai
With the sails deeply reefed and sheets pulled in tight
Oh Ai, sweet lah-di-lai
Heave to says I and we’ll just let it lie
Stay steady lads and the storm will roll by
We’ll be on our way in the blink of an eye
Oh Ai, sweet lah-di-lai

We're passing through the channel that leads to the bay
Oh Ay, sweet lah-di-lay
And the daughters the reason we made it today
Oh Ay, sweet lah-di-lay
Settled our dues and hell has been paid
Tell all the news our fine lads have been saved
Curse the pox that sent our Cap to the grave
Oh Ay, sweet lah-di-lay

Let's go let's go til the wind is gone
And the water leaves sea
We know we know all that's too be known
So we'll set these old sails free
Our captain's gone with Davy Jones
But his daughter holds the key
Now the stars are hers alone
Oh Ee, sweet lah-di-lee

The Captain's Daughter

Music by /u/DeadPlatypus
Lyrics by /u/skerry1
Vocals by /u/Teenagebeard

Lyrics:
Goodbye to my resolutions
Another year has come and gone
This Christmas sky is my Absolution
A forgiving smile from a setting sun

Nothing left to Remember
Solace finds me in twinkling light
Drink a scotch to this long December
Turn the page and say good night

Snow Falls
Outside my window
It covers and leaves this old world behind
Go on
Bring on the end so
I can wash away moments that dance in my mind

Welcome back this fatal season
Beautiful death all dressed in white
Evergreens lose the hopeful meaning
Rebirth is my way to set it all right

Gather all my expectations
Count my wins while silver bells ring
Fill my soul with the brilliant vibrations
Mumbling hymns while angels sing

Snow Falls
Outside my window
It covers and leaves this old world behind
Go on
Bring on the end so
I can wash away moments that dance in my mind

Tomorrow I'll find a fresh sentiment
Warmed by the presence of family and friends
The kids will loosen bows of childish innocence
I'll see white and know what new snow represents
That every bitter ending holds a chance to begin
what matters is playing even if you don't win
So I'll make all those same resolutions again
But till then

Snow Falls
Outside my window
It covers and leaves this old world behind
Go on
Bring on the end so
I can wash away moments that dance in my mind

Snow Falls
Outside my window
It covers and leaves this old world behind
Go on
Bring on the end so
I can live with the moments that dance in my mind

Snow Falls

Lyrics and icon by /u/FlaskBear
Vocals by /u/EricTBoneJackson
Music by /u/DeadPlatypus

Lyrics:
Used to think it was natural, playing a role
I thought that I had mastered the game
But from the moment you came along, and caged my soul
The sight of you made me forget my name

Through the party I saw you dancing, girl
I spotted and checked your shape
And when the light all around your head started to swirl
You made me feel as though I were saved

The thought of you re-buffing me
Almost cost me the opportunity
I was blinded, but I had to see
It was critical to move

Like magic, I'm petrified alive for you
Like magic, I'm tripping up across the room
A round with you and I knew I would never be the same
And like magic, you saw me too


If I wanted a passable dance floor chat 
I'd be putting my charm to the test
Might need another class in persuasion, stat
Because I couldn't get my heart to rest

I initiated it, with no success
Couldn't bear to bug you a moment less
You were free to speak to
But I still could not get it off my chest

Like magic, I'm petrified alive for you
Like magic, I'm tripping up across the room
A round with you and I knew I would never be the same
And like magic, you saw me too


You were a trap that I failed to detect
But I didn't mind falling in
You got me stunned
Stunned like a statue, my girl in gold
You caught me cold

Like magic, I'm petrified alive for you
Like magic, I'm tripping up across the room
A round with you and I knew I would never be the same
And like magic, you saw me too

Like Magic

Cover of the song "Given" by the band New Beard.
Off the Moment of Peace EP and the New Beard City album, purchasable here: https://new-beard.bandcamp.com/

Lyrics:
God in his infinite wisdom has given me to you 
but your religion still beckons me 
the infinitely naked I crave to see you completed and working, valor high 
You painted without ever looking at what it was you drew 
I can't find my vision or reason 
I've given both to you 
I'm glad though and hope that you keep it, valor high 
cave in give in to me who you are 
reach down into the soil of you 
these letters you see are the reflections of what you've been in me and how long you've been there 
if all I had I gave to you 
for all I gave I had you too 
and all I wanted was a screw 
to tighten what in me was loose

Given (New Beard Cover)

Lyrics by /u/h2g2_researcher
Music and Vocals by /u/DeadPlatypus

Lyrics:
She walks into the room and I remember
How beautiful I always found her
For half the briefest moment we catch each other's gaze
Take my chance, take my chance, give her a wave
She walks by like I'm not even there
I smell the perfume that she always wears
Does she remember how we used to be?
Does a part of her still want to hold me?

She's an old flame burning in my heart
Burning through my walls until I fall apart
She's sat right next to me
But might as well be across the sea

It would be easier if she was gone
I never understood exactly what went wrong
Would it go better if we tried again?
I've grown and I've matured a lot since then
I've learned to cook and play guitar and how to dance
But do I deserve second chance
I've learned to love and hurt, and hurt some more
Would it turn out just like it did before?

She's an old flame burning in my heart
Burning through my walls until I fall apart
She's sat right next to me
But might as well be across the sea

She walks into the room and I remember
How beautiful I always found her
And how I used to hold her gaze
But now she barely sees me wave
Does she remember our last dance
I'd be more graceful if I had the chance
She won't look at me any more
It hurts to think of what we had before

An Old Flame

Pink Joy

Strength Of The Weak

Lyrics:
Almost been a year since we said goodbye
Every time I think about it it just makes me want to cry 
Spent the whole damn year alone
Learned to be happy on my own
But if I said I liked it that way it would be a lie

Already put the presents under the tree
But the only thing that I really want is for you to be here with me
Cause it really won’t feel right
Dancing by myself in the candlelight
I wonder if you’re thinking of me over there across the sea


This really is the very worst Christmas
I’m feeling listless, wish I could hold you close
Cause I can’t find my Christmas cheer without you, 
So, maybe next year? Ugh, who knows?

You know I wouldn’t feel so small
Watching snowflakes fall
If you would give me a call
So that maybe it wouldn’t have to be the very worst Christmas after all


At least I can feel a little content
Looking forward to the day that we will be reunited again
Though I may not know when that will be
I’m never ever gonna admit defeat
Cause I know someday we’ll be back together for forever, yeah, but until then


This really is the very worst Christmas
I’m feeling listless, wish I could hold you close
Cause I can’t find my Christmas cheer without you, 
So, maybe next year? Ugh, who knows?

You know I wouldn’t feel so small
Watching snowflakes fall
If you would give me a call
So that maybe it wouldn’t have to be the very worst Christmas after all

Alain

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