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Dess: Man.
Dess: That was... rough.
Dess: Seriously, who pissed in her cereal?
Dess: ...
Dess: Let's just go get that chalk, alright?
Dess: Shouldn't take too long.
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Dess replaces Susie.

This would play in the hallway outside Ms Undyne's classroom, after Undyne interrogated Asriel over where the chalk went in front of everyone. Dess intervened, and they were both sent to get the chalk.

Thumbnail by Autumn.
Track by Hodgepodge.

https://discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC

Dess' Theme

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Dess: Geez!!
Dess: It's freakin' bright in there!
Dess: I can't see anything!
Dess: Az, help me find a lightswitch. Gotta turn this damn light off before I go blind.
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Discord: https://discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC

Track by Hodgepodge
Thumbnail by Ruki_ru and Hodgepodge
Dess design by Astromity

Deltarune by Toby Fox

The Door

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(At the first save point.)
* Deeper in the forest, you hear a piano.
* It sounds so... familiar.
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Track by Hodgepodge
Deltarune by Toby Fox

Discord: discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC

Someone Is Playing The Piano

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Dess: Az!!!
Dess: We can figure out where we are later!
Dess: Let's just get out of HERE first!
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Track by Hodgepodge w/ help from Surreal
Deltarune by Toby Fox

Discord: discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC

Chase

thumbnail by BuffTerraBlade
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Dess: A CITY???
Dess: How did they fit an entire CITY in here??
Dess: Oh, sure, no funds to continue with the choir class, but an entire PRIVATE CITY in the SUPPLY CLO-
???: Ah! Hello! Welcome!
(Dess startles.)
???: Oh, you'll have to excuse me. I didn't mean to startle you like that.
Dess: Who ... are you?
???: My name is Archer. You're Dess, and that's Asriel, right?
Dess: ... Alright, weirdo, why do you know our names?
Archer: Ah, well, there's a story around here. A prophecy.
Archer: One that I'm meant to deliver to you.
Archer: Please, both of you, listen to what I have to say...
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Track by Hodgepodge
Deltarune by Toby Fox

Discord: discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC
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Note: We're going a bit out of order, now. Chronologically, this track should play AFTER The Legend, but we want to do something larger for that. Most likely a video, or mockup of the cutscene with the prophecy.

Archers design will be revealed sometime soon, but I do not have a fitting image for them right now. But, they are the Ralsei replacement.

Empty City

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Archer: So...
Archer: That's why...
Dess: Yeah, nah.
Dess: That's ... not really in the plans.
Archer: What??
Archer: What do you mean 'not in the plans'???
Archer: You- WE have to do this!
Dess: First of all, no one tells me what I do or don't have to do.
Dess: Second of all, what I 'HAVE' to do is get home. I've got someone I need to take care of.
Dess: I don't have time to play make believe with you. Or Azzy. Sorry Azzy.
(Dess begins to walk away.)

(A rather funny sounding horn blares and draws closer.)
(Berdly crashes his car into Archer.)
Berdly: Hehehehaha! I've only just arrived, and yet, the so-called heroes already abscond!
Berdly: The Empress will SURELY recognize my talent now!

Dess: ...
Dess: Who's THIS asshole?

Berdly: GASP!
Berdly: That's a tier TWO swear word...
Berdly: Perhaps you're a more worthy opponent than I thought!
Berdly: But still. I'm Berdly.
Berdly: But, from your perspective...
Berdly: I'm what you'd call an Anti Hero!

Dess: Right. Whatever, Nerdly.
Berdly: That is NOT my name!
Berdly: En Guarde!
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Track by Hodgepodge
Berdly design by Hodgepodge and Zootus
Berdly art by Zootus
Deltarune by Toby Fox

Discord: discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC

Note: lol nerdly theme B-side
this is actually what i originally wanted to do with nerdlys theme, but i did not have the skills! so now here it is how i had originally planned it :D
also this is one big reference to something else... lets see who catches it first (edit: it was https://soundcloud.com/boneghouls who got it)
also also, in the real world, he's the Page of Wands!

Berdly's Theme

Thumbnail by Astromity
Music by Hodge "Area Themes?! I can't do those!" Podge and Soba Noodles

Discord: discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC

This is the Field of Hopes and Dreams replacement.

Land Of Light And Shade

im not even gonna write out a proper description for this one but this was way funnier when i made it for rewritten and the winterer still owned it
the joke was fanfare being from a game made by the friend of the person creating the thing (roses of winter for deltarune, hiraeth for chapter rewritten)
now that its being used for Remix instead of Rewritten its not NEARLY as funny but still . here u guys go

Fanfare (from Hiraeth)

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* Ah! You're finally here.
* Good. Please, make yourself at home, Heroes.

> [About yourself.]
* How rude of me. I've forgotten to introduce myself.
* I am The Hermit.
* Well...
* I don't suppose that's really my name. But it's been so long now, it's just...
* Easier to remember.
* I read fortunes.
* I used to use a scrying orb, but, I've found that Cards aren't all that difficult to read, ho ho!

> [The Light]
* The Light? 
* The one guarded by The Empress herself?
* I've ... seen it, yes.
* I can't say I recommend it. It's awfully permanent.
* You're going to anyways, though. I know.
* Just be careful. Just because I know how things will go...
* Doesn't mean I don't worry a little bit.

> [ Kingdom ]
* Until recently, this land was ruled by four monarchs.
* But then, The Bishop appeared, and, once they heard his message...
* Three of them wanted to spread it. But our dear Empress, she felt she must protect her people from it.
* As such, the others have been locked away. 
* But... the stress of guarding that secret...
* It's driven her mad.
* ...
* You three. You're going to confront her. I've already seen it.
* Please... help her.

> [ Thoughts on the Bishop ]
* My thoughts?
* ... Well.
* It preached finality. Fate. The truth of this world.
* But...
* I've seen fates change.
* And, as far as the truth, well...
* Who's to say what's REALLY true anymore?

> [ Strange Marionette? ]
* ... Ah. Well.
* I would love to tell you three, but...
* I sense more listening ears than I would like to allow.
* Come back... later.
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Hermit Design by Ru_Kiru 
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082068115984240770/1129885409283936357/big_guy.png
Thumbnail by Zootus_
Track by Hodgepodge
Discord: discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC

background character references by Astromity, Viscifeli, and Hodgepodge

The Hermit

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Dess: Woah. These pictures.
Dess: This is just like...
Archer: The prophecy, yes.
Dess: ...Is this where you got all that from?
Archer: ...No. No, it's not.
Dess: Why's it so quiet?
Archer: No one's allowed here. 
Archer: ...Not everyone has such a mild reaction to prophetic visions like you two did.
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art by https://soundcloud.com/chumchimmy
music by hodgepodge

note: the quilt was an idea i had for rewritten originally that i was really quite fond of, i'm glad to see it play out here

The Great Quilt

Animated Version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCq4vgdLRnc

discord server: https://discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC

Thumbnail by Zootus_
Oraphim designs by Astromity

The Prophecy

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Archer: Why is she here?
Archer: Why is she here so early??
Archer: This isn't supposed to be happening!
Archer: Why is this happening???
Dess: SHH!
Dess: Calm down! You're gonna get us caught!

Berdly: S-So, er, no, I haven't seen them anywhere nearby, M- I mean, uhm, Empress! Ma'am!
Empress: Oh, Nerdly
Empress: I Try To Love You
Empress: But You Make It So
Empress: Difficult
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(Queen shows up early. She is actively looking for the trio, rather than waiting, as King would. Berdly covers for them for the time being.)

(Art by The_MilkMan.)
(Music by Hodgepodge.)

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Empyrean Shadow

Sprite / Thumbnail by Viput
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Dess: God damnit, Azzy, a little guidance back there would have been swell.
Dess: ... Can't you say something? Anything?
Dess: ...
Archer: ... It's... not time for him yet. He's not ready.
Dess: And YOU! You and your stupid script!
Dess: You spent that entire time freaking the hell out and almost got us caught! Was getting caught in the 'prophecy'?
Archer: Well, no, but-
Dess: Did you two even hear what that lady said??
Dess: ...Berdly's over there. We should help.


Dess: ... And you said a beast? Around here?
Dess: I sure haven't seen one.
Berdly: Look! Just up ahead!

(Twyne Mama rips a patch out of the quilt, and shakes it around. Almost as if magic, it becomes a little Twyne, and runs off.)

Dess: She seems... fine. Why can't we just pass?
Berdly: I might have, uh...
Berdly: Well, one of the little ones got under my feet while I wasn't looking, and...
Dess: ... god 
Dess: Damnit.
Archer: I think she sees us...
Berdly: She sure does! Good luck with that!
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(Music by Hodgepodge.)

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Twyne Tango

Track by https://m.soundcloud.com/7withoutthe11 !!
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Dess: ...look, you two.
Dess: This whole ... game you two have made. Seems fun and all.
Dess: But you can't seem to focus on what's in front of you.
Archer: What do you mean??
Dess: It's whatever. It's fine. Just.
Dess: Ner-
Dess: Berdly. Needs some support right now, I think.
Dess: I'm gonna go hang out with him. Seems like a lonely kid.
Dess: I'll catch up later.
* Dess leaves the party.

Archer: ...Huh.
Archer: ... still stings.
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Instead of a red forest, this area is a sort of greenish-blue crystal cave, with a racetrack in it.

( I hope this is enough lore. Ask me more about it though if you want. )

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Far-Off Course

by https://soundcloud.com/sobanoodlesiguess
thumbnail by m0d_tremendo
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(Not a lot to talk about here. Sorry!)

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Crystalline Raceway

track by @realhodgepodge
The Lovers design and thumbnail by Astromity (https://twitter.com/Astromic0)
anbroids / anbroids v2 by malcom brown / toby fox
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Berdly: The quickest way to The Tower is definitely through here!
Berdly: We can make our own vehicles and then hit the road!
Berdly: Or, uh. Normally we could, but.
Berdly: Mo- I mean, erm, The Empress, told some people to guard it .
Dess: Awesome, great. Obstacles. I love those. Really, a lot.
Berdly: Oh! Not you, though, they won't mind. You're with me!
Dess: That's... uh. Cool. I think?

Archer: What about us?
Dess: What ABOUT you?
Dess: Figure it out, dude. You're the one with the plan. Later.

Sweet: Well!
Cap: Well!
Cake: Well?
Sweet: If it isn't the dudes!
Cap: The dudes who aren't supposed to come through here!
Cake: Coming through here!

Sweet: Listen, y'all seem nice enough. But we've got orders.
Cap: And sick cars!
Cake: We were hoping we could keep those. Thanks for understanding.

(Battle begins.)
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Vs. The Lovers

track by https://soundcloud.com/creepabotinc
thumbnail by https://soundcloud.com/v0xphi
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* Create a cart to lose your own race!
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Kart Maker

track and thumbnail by https://soundcloud.com/realhodgepodge
art by https://soundcloud.com/zootyplex
name by https://soundcloud.com/surreal012
original here https://soundcloud.com/chapter-remix/another-hymn

deltarune by Toby Fox https://deltarune.com/
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updated this one because the old one used what was most likely a gaster or even kris motif (darkness falls) which doesnt make much sense with the gaster/angel swap
so i used The Holy instead since its ... The Holy. angels are holy. 

there are definitely no other notable motifs in this don't worry about it.

Another Hymn [v2]

Track by Zootus_!
Thumbnail by Melon!
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Dess: So, this is the best way to The Tower?
Berdly: Indeed, my red companion!
Berdly: Not only the best, but the fastest, most thrilling, and most likely risk of bodily harm!
Dess: That's... great, buddy.
Dess: Alright, you two...
Dess: Let's see if that kart you made is up to snuff!!
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Trouble Dash!

thumbnail by drysketches on discord

Happy Anniversary!
As of today, this AU has existed publicly for a year. Wow!

...and all you got was a remaster. I'm sorry about that.

We have stuff planned!! We're working behind the scenes!
I just don't want us to do sprints like we normally do. I want us to post consistently, so we're working on things in a much larger batch and stockpiling them, so that it can be a consistent ride from here to the end of Chapter One. This is taking longer, because we intend to do more than just the music, and I (Hodgepodge) have had some Major Life Events as of late.

Thank you for sticking around. More to come.

Art by TheWinterer
Track by Hodgepodge
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TEMPERABREAKER (Fireball v2)

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Alan Rossi