[Verse]
Rode into town on my dusty old steed,
Hunger hit hard, had a serious need,
Spotted those golden arches, big and bright,
Couldn't resist, headed in for a bite.

[Verse 2]
Big Mac, fries, and a milkshake too,
Couldn't stop, I devoured the whole menu,
Sat in the corner, feeling mighty fine,
Till my stomach churned, gave a warning sign.

[Chorus]
I'm the McDonald's Monster, can't control this gas,
Clearing the place out with each mighty blast, 
Folks are running, holding noses tight, 
I’m the cowboy who's got a farting plight.

[Verse 3]
Started with a rumble, low and deep,
Soon enough, folks began to weep,
The manager yelled, ("What's the commotion?")
Blamed it on me, his new-found potion.

[Verse 4]
Kids were crying, burgers left uneaten,
Can't blame 'em, air was downright beatin',
Tried to apologize, but it was too late,
Ran out the door to escape my fate.

[Chorus]
I'm the McDonald's Monster, can't control this gas,
Clearing the place out with each mighty blast, 
Folks are running, holding noses tight, 
I’m the cowboy who's got a farting plight.

(I’m the cowboy who's got a farting plight)

Summertime Blues

Alan Jackson

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