Sherlock

Whisper

Sherlock Fan Song - The Chase

I was thinking about how Sherlock is always miles ahead of John and how he must me bored by Johns slowness. So I figured he’d expect John to feel the same, and Sherlock probably breaks his head wondering why John would keep following him if it was such a pain to do.

I chose to run but you keep finding me day after day
I’m always always in the lead yet I never hear you complain
But after all I’m Sherlock Holmes and I trust my brain
And my brain doesn’t trust me with anything




The Chase

Tumblr post -> http://cucumberbatchin.tumblr.com/post/13741390930/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-john-im-already

DOWNLOAD -> http://www.mediafire.com/?iej9c0lh97o4h9k
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Um yes, yes, it's indeed a Sherlock Cover of 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'. Yes, yes, IT REALLY IS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ALSO slfkjsafjherkjjerhr

Okay, first of all, thanks to jam-dogtags|tumblr who came up with this in the first place. After that post of hers I absolutely had to change the rest of the lyrics as well and this is what eventually happened. Also, thanks to justkiddingforawhile|tumblr! :3

Sadly, my voice is miles below that of Mariah Carey and yep, the singing is quite off in some places BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T REACH THOSE HIGH NOTES OKAY

From Sherlock Holme's best-selling album 'Meretricious Christmas'
Here's the lyrics:

I don't want a corpse for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the killers
That murder around Baker Street
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you

I don't want a corpse for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the killers
That murder around Baker Street
I don't want to go home for Christmas
And put up with my family
I don't want you to go to Harry's 
And smile at gifts that are crummy
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you

I won't blackmail for much this Christmas
I won't even sniff the snow
I'm just gonna keep on shooting
Holes into the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To dear Jim to fix it for me
I heard they became quite inefficent
Working down there in IT
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you

All the police lights flashing so brightly everywhere
And the sound of well done slaughter fills the air
And no one has a clue
I'll solve the case for you
Lestrade won’t you bring me the one I really need
Won’t you please bring my John back to me

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
I obviously just need my John
I just want my army doctor
Stunned by a great deduction
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you

All I Want For Christmas Is John

I'm Not Your Date

Once again, thank you so much everybody :)

Tumblr post - > http://cucumberbatchin.tumblr.com/post/10040071889/bookworm91691-cucumberbatchin-variations-on

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The Sherlock and John Variations

A cover of Lana del Rey's 'Video Games'. Everything is Reichenbach and everything hurts.

Tumblr post -> http://cucumberbatchin.tumblr.com/post/15890043367/originally-lana-del-reys-video-games

DOWNLOAD -> http://www.mediafire.com/?coa5dzx6m9dzi5o
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Escaping through the backyard 
Pull up in your fast car 
Whispering my name 

Locking up the fear
And you say get over here 
And play a villainous game 

The flat is still a huge mess
Things we no longer posess
Take that body downstream

I say you the bestest 
Already start to miss this
Put his favourite coat back on

Go play a villainous game 

It's you, it's you, it's all for you 
Everything I do 
I tell you all the time 
Heaven is a place on earth with you 
Tell me all the things you want to do 
Seems almost as if you left me
Early, is that true? 
It's more bitter than I ever even knew 
They say that the world was built for two 
Only worth living if somebody is loving you 
Now I know you do 

Thinking of the old scars
Swinging with the old stars 
Living for the fame 

Hissing in the blue dark 
Playing pool and mind arts
Villainous games 

He holds me in his big arms 
Drunk and I am seeing stars 
This is all I think of 

Watching my only friend fall
Crying out a last call
This is his idea of life 
Playing villainous games 

It's you, it's you, it's all for you 
Everything I do 
I tell you all the time 
Heaven is a place on earth with you 
Tell me all the things you want to do 
Seems almost as if you left me
Early, is that true? 
It's more bitter than I ever even knew 
They say that the world was built for two 
Only worth living if somebody is loving you 
Now I know you do 

(Now you do, Now you do, Now you do...) 

It's you, it's you, it's all for you 
Everything I do 
I tell you all the time 
Heaven is a place on earth with you 
Tell me all the things you want to do 
Seems almost as if you left me
Early, is that true? 
It's more bitter than I ever even knew 
They say that the world was built for two 
Only worth living if somebody is loving you 
Now I know you do

Villainous Games

I write shit about BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. It's pretty pathetic. Have a looksee anyways.  Here are a few a few demos. I'll get around to making them all legit and nice and pretty and clean sometime later.

God Save 221B

#believeinSherlock
Alternate download!
http://www.mediafire.com/?qha2bei531xs6a4

#Believe

Moriarty to Sherlock. It's a complicated relationship. 

[AAAHHH STUPID I used the Soundcloud recorder and for some reason it attached the end of a previous recording to the end of THIS recording gah it's so terrible. Why can't I fix it.]

When I was child momma told me
Boy someday you're gonna meet someone
They're gonna make you feel something special
And they'll leave you in pieces when they're done
She said I'll feel more alive when I'm with them
And I'll follow them till I die
But would you call this a love song
Would you call it love, oh my

I think that your heart beats faster
And I know that my own feels free
When we meet it's a gorgeous disaster
Just like momma said it would be
Cause you've got the face of an angel
And I want you for my very own
But would call this a love song,
Would you call it love, oh no

Oh my stomach it a-flutters when I see you
And you smile when you hear my name
I'd give all that I have just to watch you dance
Just to keep playing our little game
I cut loose all those people, all those problems
Even 30 million quid just for you
But would you call this a love song
Would you call it love, me too

So do you think you could call this a love song
Well it don't really matter, see  
Cause one way or another -
You're gonna fall for me


Something like a love song

Sorry for the crap recording, I had to do it on my iPhone! Hopefully it's not too unbearable! 


Every morning wake up so upbeat
I while away the hours with forensic autopsy
But every afternoon a new defeat
I sleep it off again like every day is on repeat

Cause everyone down here needs someone strong
No one needs to see me unless something has gone wrong
I am just a shoulder to cry on
I am not a hero I can't save them when they're gone

Molly Hooper, what a trooper
Don't let it get you down
Don't let it make you sad
Molly Hooper you're worth more than that

It's really not as bad as you might think
In the basement of a hospital with corpses for company
I treasure every smile, every wink
He’s in and out like lightning leaving me to my daydreams

Molly Hooper, such a trooper
Don't let him get you down
Don't let him see you sad
It's really not that bad
Molly Hooper you're worth more than that

Everything he's ever said to me
Is a variation on a rather disrespectful theme
But maybe I am braver than he sees
Maybe after all I'm just exactly what he needs

Molly Hooper, such a trooper
Don't you let him down
Don’t let them figure out
It’s all up to you now
Molly Hooper you will always count
Molly Hooper it’s all up to you now


Ode to Molly Hooper

So. Here is a sloppy edited song. 

Hmhm, I really like Mycroft. Maybe because I'm an older sibling myself and can relate to this weird feeling of responsibility you have for your younger brother or sister. Whatever.           

Brother Dear

Mycroft to Sherlock. I messed up a lot at the end but I'm so sleepy I just need to finish this. Mind the written lyrics at the end, not what I say XD


When you came they weren’t sure what to do
You were born too soon, born blue
In your eyes they thought they saw something new
They were surprised by you

Cause I kept it to myself
The depth of the strangeness that I felt
When I was handed someone else
Did I sculpt you in my image to help

CHROUS
Is there something wrong with us? No
There’s something wrong with me, though.

I promise you you’ll never have to make
Your own conclusions, your own mistakes
It’s my burden, it’s my place
To forge a path of failure to keep you safe

We filled your head with figures and facts
A child, a genius, you grew too fast
And soon the world was too easily grasped
I watched you stumble one step forward, two steps back

Chorus

And I didn’t know what to do
I found you one morning, found you blue
I’ve been a teacher and a brother and so many things to you
But if what you need is a villain, I’ll be that too

Chorus


Something wrong

All lyrics written by Frauke. I owe her a debt of gratitude for helping me out.

This song is about dark!John, a thing which probably originated in the pool scene where they let us think that John's the evil one for a fraction of a second before it is revealed that Moriarty kidnapped him. Frauke knows about this better than I do ... I really just provided melody and chords and stuff this time. 
Go ahead, re-watch Sherlock and imagine John being evil the whole time and just playing games with Sherlock. It's twisted fun.
There also is like cool fanart about this (for example http://sigtryggr.tumblr.com/post/15050735637/doctor-johnny-moriarty-but-weve-met-before/ ) 

The song was weird to sing because it's a little out of my comfortable vocal range. But I tried and therefore no one should criticize me ^^

Dear innocent Doctor John Watson

The Day That Sherlock Died

In celebration of half a year on tumblr and half a year of Sherlockian madness!

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?yqh5761dub9355o

lyrics: (If you find any typos, be so kind to take them home with you, feed them, wrap them in blankets and make sure they're all right.)

The Fandom That Waited

I wonder what people outside think of us.
We must seem to be a huge bunch of psychopaths.
But it's really not our fault,
it's all because of Sherlock.
And a hiatus that long
would cause anyone to go insane.

Chorus:
We've got kittens and jam and cake and scarfes,
we've got hedghehogs, umbrellas and dinosaurs.
What we don't have is a lot material,
but that's all right, we'll just make our own.

We're the fandom that writes and draws,
the fandom that edits and sings,
the fandom that's traumatized.
We're the Fandom That Waited.
We are waiting.

It's been months and we're still not over Reichenbach.
Yeah, we know Sherlock survived but it's still tough.
Will Moriarty be back?
Well, you never know with Moffat.
And when will we finally get
Sebastian Moran?

Chorus

It's not just a TV show,
it absolutely changed my life
and it's good to know that I am not alone.
With you guys out there I know
there's someone who understands me.
I was so alone and I owe you so much.

Chorus (2x)

Yes, we're waiting.

Please,
give me series three,
or I can't guarantee
that we will all get out of here alive.

No, I'm just kidding.
We're used to waiting.
Back to waiting.
We are waiting.

The Fandom That Waited

An original song of mine about the BBC show Sherlock. If you want to download it go to my bandcamp at
http://vaticancameo.bandcamp.com
for a free download of the whole album.

John, All I Need is You (original)

Original song by Vatican Cameos.
Free download at http://vaticancameo.bandcamp.com

On My Own (original)

lyrics by Frauke

What Frauke says this song is about: "After Reichenbach John keeps having hallucinations of a boy. That boy looks like the young Sherlock John knows from photos.
Also Latin title because I can.
If you don't like the Latin title, call it 'New Reichenbach'. 
Because I'm an asshole. 
[...] Who the hell actually needs another Post-Reichenbach song?!"

What I say: "I think you looked at one too many fade-out gifs, mate."

Anyway, I'm not that fond of this song but I spent way to much time and effort on it to not put it on here.

Dum Spiro, Spero

song in which Sherlock's mind palace is a metaphor for something probably 

backing vocals by Frauke

I think what I find very intriguing about BBC!Sherlock is that he genuinely scares me. Like really scares me. I don't think I've ever felt that way about any other Holmes who are usually sweet and less psychopathic if you know what I mean . If it wasn't for Andrew Scott's brilliant Moriarty I would be almost disappointed they didn't pull off the whole Holmes is Moriarty deal. 

Basically this is just an excuse to do something with a metallophone.

My Mind

Post-Reichenbach angsty Johnlock Christmas song that turned out less angsty than planned

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?vwnbrvhh7zh2w0x

Lyrics:

JOHN
You were right last year when you said
the skull looks much happier with the santa hat on.
I refused to put it up at first
but it doesn't feel like Christmas without it.

And I don't care about the fairy lights
that shine all over the city.
I'd rather have Christmas like last year
with heads in the fridge and you insulting everyone I love,
that's how you changed my traditions.

And I don't believe in afterlife,
I don't actually think you can hear me.
But nonetheless I've gotta say I miss you
and I wish you

A merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas.

SHERLOCK
It's exactly the same as any other day,
it long stopped making a difference.
In the dark every hotel room and city looks the same
and they all lack one essential thing.

And I'm reminded by all the fairy lights
of how much you love Christmas.
And I long for how it was last year,
with presents and parties and playing carols on the violin,
that's how you changed my traditions.

And I know it's childish to want you here with me,
you are so much safer back home.
But nonetheless I've gotta say I miss you
and I wish you

A merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas.

BOTH (simultaneously)
And I don't care about the fairy lights / And I'm reminded by all the fairy lights
that shine all over the city. / of how much you love Christmas.
I'd rather have Christmas like last year / And I long for how it was last year,
with heads in the fridge and you insulting everyone I love, / with presents and parties and playing carols on the violin,
that's how you changed my traditions. 

And I wish you

A merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas.

Sherlock

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