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SargentFM 001: Test Run

inlet by @ode-dyne was a really big inspiration for come home. i thought i'd do a little mashup to show my appreciation

you can listen to the originals here:
https://soundcloud.com/alaskasargent/comehome
https://soundcloud.com/ode-dyne/inlet

alaska sargent - come home (feat. the lovely robot) / oye dyne - inlet [mashup]

i was bored tonight. didn't bother to master, rendered at 96kbps mp3 cus i thought it was funny

original: https://soundcloud.com/dramatrial/home

home (originally performed by drama trial)

leotrix - hive bounce [alaska "nt$a" flip]

FEATURING
@taiyoukeis
@chalbert-official

PRODUCED BY
@alaskasargent
@hoobanana

DISCLAIMER: i don't know if half these lyrics are right! i mostly did guesswork

[alaska]
SHE CALL ME SANTA 'CAUSE I'M SLIDING DOWN HER CHIMNEY
I WANNA GO TO THE NORTH POLE AND TAKE OUT BOTH HIS KIDNEYS
I WANT TO CALL THE LOCAL ELVES AND TELL THEM
TO GIMME
THE PRESENTS
THE GOODS
THE MESSAGES
THE ENVELOPES CONTAINING $20 BILLS
I WANT ALL OF THEM!
I WANT TO MAKE A COUPLE 'MILL TONIGHT
I WANT TO GO DOWN TO HELL AND FACE SATAN
AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM FOR PUTTING ME ON ANOTHER HYPERPOP PLAYLIST
THIS IS A HOMICIDE I SEEK
ON DECEMBER 25TH, 2023
I WILL BE DIRECT CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
ON DECEMBER 26TH, 2023
THE GLOBAL WARMING WILL NOT BE THE REASON WHY THE POLAR BEARS DIE
IT WILL BE MY GUN
THIS IS WHAT SANTA GETS FOR NOT GIVING ME A NERF SUPER SOAKER IN 2009
I KILLED THE PENGUINS TOO
TRY WADDLING AWAY NOW, MOTHERFUCKER
KRINGLE MY BALLS

[taiyoukei]
YOU BITCHES GET NO PRESENTS
YOU GET NO GIFTS
RIGHT AFTER WE GO AND HIT SANTA
WE'RE GONNA GO HIT SAM SMITH
I'LL HIT UP YOUR FAVORITE COKE RAPPER AND THEN I'M GONNA HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH A BRICK
THESE BITCHES AIN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BALLIN'
ALL THEY DO IS [SELL/THROW] BRICKS
FUCK KEVIN ABSTRACT
FUCK KEVIN ABSTRACT
I KNOW WHERE THE CASH AT
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CASHAPP (GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CASHAPP)
I'M BOUTTA STEAL A SLEIGH THEN I'M GONNA GO AND CRASH THAT
YOU BUILT LIKE A HEEBIE JEEBIE
HEEBIE YOUR JEEBIE
YOU BUILT LIKE YOU WATCH SOUTH PARK UNIRONICALLY
YOU BUILT LIKE IF FRAXIOM WERE CIS
YOU BUILT LIKE A TWENTY ONE PILOTS
YOU BUILT LIKE HOW KRIS KRINGLE SOUNDS
YOU BUILT LIKE YE
YOU BUILT LIKE A RANTSONA ON YOUTUBE
YOU BUILT LIKE A MALL SANTA WHO'S A 35 YEAR OLD ALCOHOLIC
YOU BUILT LIKE AN EDM PRODUCTION COMMUNITY
YOU BUILT LIKE A 35 YEAR OLD HYPERPOP ARTIST
YOU BUILT LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD CAR
YOU BUILT LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL VENDING MACHINE
YOU BUILT LIKE ALL THE CHARACTERS FROM OVERWATCH AT ONCE
YOU BUILT LIKE YOU GET INTO FLAG DISCOURSE
GO OUTSIDE

[chalbért]
gonna crash santa with a piano! (oh no!)
then i'm gonna steal my iPod mini (right after christmas)
just kidding, that would be a silly gift! (yes it would)
i want a daw so i can make silly beats like rift (wow!)
if you ain't with the game of blowing out santa's brains
then i hate to break it to you, i think that you're kinda lame
if you ain't with the game of blowing out santa's brains
then i hate to break it to you, i think that you're kinda lame
santa's brain
kinda lame
santa's brain
political campaign
santa's brain
kinda lame
santa's brain
political campaign
santa's brain (saaaaaaaaaaaantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
kinda lame
santa's brain
political campaign
santa's brain (saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
kinda lame
santa's brain
political campaign

WHO KILLED SANTA CLAUS? (feat. taiyoukei & Chalbért)

i feel like my vocals have weakened due to smoking, and my processing has become lackluster, so i started off with this to try to get my groove back. i figured i'd share it here considering my commitment to being an actual person online

quick cover of "every summertime" to test my vocal production

this was a bridge section i concocted that would have changed the entire trajectory of the song. due to time constraints we abandoned it, and i think it was better that way, but i still thought it was worth sharing

thanks to everyone to helped make the original possible, you can listen here: https://soundcloud.com/sleepyzone/team8

senti//mental, scrapped bridge

IT'S A GIFT, IT'S A CURSE

a song i made before alaska was born

FYS with ARKANIUM [2019]

from a scrapped dj flip pack i intended to put up for download in 2020

rainbow factory - alaskabelle flip [2020]

skrillex - right in [alaska "nt$a" flip]

vanilla sky [alaska vs a.pathrose flip]

hi, i'm alaska. this is my second account, where i post sets, edits, scam rap, and other below average creations

you can find my main account down there 👇

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