Alen as Kurapika
Alen as Baldi
Alen as Announcer
Freestyled by Alen
Beat by Marsad Men
Mixed by John
Thumbnail by Cole

(0:01)
FAC RAP BATTLES!!!
KURAPIKA!!
VERSUS!!
BALDI!!

(0:09) Baldi:
Nyehehe, It's Baldi, here to beat up a femboy!
I'm going to play around you, like you're my toy!
You're gonna die in a pit of fucking fire.
When I roast you with my raps made of fucking fire.
You think you can beat me? Ahuh, You're a fucking moron.
I'm gonna fucking kill you, like you're the element Boron.
HAH. Really think you've got this in the bag?
HEH! Kurapika's a Beep!

(0:29) Kurapika:
Hey, it's me, Kurapika, and I'm sucking a dick
I can't stop myself from starting to lick
on all of these dicks, I am Kurapika
And I love to beat a little child on the street, uh,
Oh shit, I spit bars,
All you can do is.. [Mumbles]
Fire, fire! [Mumbles] burn!
Hit you with the blam, blam! This time you won't return!

(0:48) Baldi:
You're a fucking moron! Got a dick up where you fuck?
[Mumbles] left you with five years to suck!
Abada, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!
Who's dropping mics sloppier than you do stupid creams!

(0:57) Kurapika:
Abadababa, my name is Kurapika,
And I beat a, baldi bitch, and I,
fucking kill him and murder him..
Like I did to the fucking guy in the spider clan! OH!!!

(1:09) Baldi:
If you really think that's enough to beat Baldi, then you're gonna die!
I'm gonna fucking fry you, with my, fire rhymes! Bitch!

(1:17) Kurapika:
Okay Baldi, I've had enough of you.
Okay bitch, I am fucking, done with you.
I'mma roast you like my name was Eminem and then you'll die,
And then your ass will be left to cry, AUGH!

Kurapika vs. Baldi - Alen Rap Battles

0 Days Left

SCP-087 vs. SCP-173 Cover w/ Light

We're In The Endgame Now

Alen as Morgana
Elijah as Niko
Written by Alen, ColeTheCole & John
Mixed/Announcer by Light
Thumbnail by Alen

(0:07) FAC RAP BATTLES
NIKO
VERSUS
MORGANA
BEGIN

[SCRAPPED FACRB] Morgana vs. Niko

R Key

if this were an actual battle i would have had effects on my voice so i dont sound like a child

Freddy Fazbear Vs. Slenderman Cover w/ Light

Why Not

watch the slightly revamped version on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9heav1xN24

Sakamoto vs Amanojaku Cover w/ Light

Scp Royale Cover 2 w/ Light

(Loud farting noises, followed by a drop in the toilet)

(Opening door) Dr Dre: Shady, what the fuck are you doing?

Slim Shady: Well, I heard that Fightmarker guy is hungry.
So, what in the fuck do you think I’m doing?
I’m taking a shit!

[0:10] (Verse 1: Slim Shady)
Hi kids! You like violence?
Wanna see me kill Fightmarker, shove shit through his eyelids?
This kid’s provokin’ me so a disstrack Imma write it
Lookin’ like Jeff the Killer, carve you a fuckin’ smile, bitch
This dick is so smelly, reekin’ like Jeffrey Epstein
Imma make his murder messy when I open up his belly
Cause, all that shit inside the stomach can’t be good for your health
And when I’m finished they’ll be like “Did he really kill himself?!”
Ahah, no. Let me tell you the story
Of how I’ll kill Fightmarker in the highest of glory
I’ll find out his house by usin’ a torrent
Send forty shots ‘n start ta’ pop his brains all out on the floor and
Spread the gore to the floor, keep chopping up his corpse and
Oh, I think one of those hit Pac. (Pac dying noises)
You fudge-packin’ dumb yappin’ fuck you’re so filthy
Let me show you why it ain’t smart to try and fuck with me

[0:52] (Chorus: Slim Shady)
You don’t wanna mess with shady
(Cause why?)
‘Cus Shady will doodoo on you
(Deez Nuts!)
You don’t wanna mess with shady
(Cause why?)
‘Cus Shady will doodoo on you
(Deez Nuts!)

[1:13] (Verse 2: Slim Shady)
Bitch IMMA KILL YOU! This stupid little prick
Sat next to me on a bench, went in for a kiss
I almost puked, lord, this abhorrent bitch needs a warrant
He isn’t just fruity he’s a whole ass orange
You stinky little baby I’mma kick your ass broken
It’d probably help your body if your colon slowed motion
Stop Motion Rap Battles? Stop Motion Crap Battles
Fartin’ on the mic that’s a Slop Spoken Brap Battle
Sorry, you hungry? Alright, bet, don’t sweat it
Drop my great waste on a plate, have you screaming “holy shit!”
Haha, get it? Oh, would you like desert?
Come here, Deez Nuts guy, and finish my verse!
(Verse 2: Deez Nuts guy)
Hey Fightmarker so I heard you like to eat muck
Well I’ve got a secret; lets keep it between us
Ive got a really tasty snack and I promise its not sus
Something came in the mail today (HAH) Deez NUTS!

[1:55] (Chorus: Slim Shady)
You don’t wanna mess with shady
(Cause why?)
‘Cus Shady will doodoo on you
(Deez Nuts!)
You don’t wanna mess with shady
(Cause why?)
‘Cus Shady will doodoo on you
(Deez Nuts!)

[2:16] (Outro: Slim Shady)
Fightmarker, the shit dropper, turd muncher
Fuckin feces fan with comically large hunger
Fightmarker, the scat copper, dung lover
His mouth is a toilet, someone get the fuckin’ plunger!

Fightmarker, the shit dropper, turd muncher
Fuckin feces fan with comically large hunger
Fightmarker, the scat copper, dung lover
His mouth is a toilet, someone get the fuckin’ plunger!

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Fightdropper (ft. Dr Dre & Deez Nuts Guy)

They are explaining the FNaF lore

The ColeTheCole Curse - OST

Shit & Fuck - Isaac DISS

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