The grim sensation gripping the nation
It’s called the fucking crab and it’s bringing devastation!
Throw your hell claws in the air
Pinch them like you just don’t care
Hunker to the ground, scuttle around!
Watch them drown and do the crab!

Now do the crab
*doin’ the crab*
Now do the crab!
*crab, crab, crab, doin’ the crab*
Do the crab!
*crab, crab, crab, doin’ the crab*
Still do the crab!
*still, still, still doin’ the crab*
Do the crab!
*with my friends, doin’ the crab!*
 
Pinch your claws of hellish might
Sandy torment of satan’s delight
No fun allowed at Doom Beach
None are out of satan’s reach!
Grab your babe and pinch her, too,
Now you all know what to do!

Throw your hell claws in the air
Pinch them like you just don’t care
Wave your eyestalks, spin on your shell
Prepare for the dance of crustaceans hell!
Hunker to the ground!
Scuttle around!!


The Crab

The water is black and grim
The tourists line up to die
Warm blood soaks the sand
And the gulls begin to dive

Grab your board!
Ride the wave!
Slay your enemy!
Hang 666!

In the tube, barrel of death
Warhammer held high, 
Eating a manatee
Under a winter sky

Hang 666

WIPEOUT (bonus track)

Storms beckon in the sky
Dark Lords call for you to die
Grab your babe, grab your board
Today you shred for the horde
Shrieks of terror litter the waves
Cries of death from Cthulhu’s slaves
All will bow for our new master
From below comes our disaster
Waves of doom slamming the sea
One with him we all shall be
But first lets shred that rad ass tube
On the Grim tides of Cthulhu

Check out that babe soaking up son
Offer her flesh hurry, run!
Give our gift to the god of waves
We’ll shred these fools into their graves
Waves of doom slamming the sea
One with him we all shall be
But first lets shred that rad-ass tube
On the Grim tides of Cthulhu

Storms beckon in the sky
Dark Lords call for you to die
Grab your babe, grab your board
Today you shred for the horde
Waves of doom slamming the sea
One with him we all shall be
But first lets shred that rad-ass tube
On the Grim tides of Cthulhu

Alex Grim & Beach Satans

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