National Eat Your Kids' Candy Day

Thompson Square parody. Lyrics by Alex Pagano, Chachi Angelo and Colt Wilbur. As performed by Colt Wilbur on Nash FM 106.7 3/4/2014

Are You Gonna Eat That Fastnacht

The X honors the LLWS US champs a little differently.

I've been waiting years to use this audio in its proper context.

I'm particularly proud of this break. It's got fine art and poop jokes.

My tongue-in-cheek tribute to our mighty meteorologists.

I apologize to the entire nation of Jamaica, its legendary bobsled team, Bob Marley and Jamaica, Queens just to cover all the bases.