Name: IfUrNotPsychoDontTextMe (couldn't buy sht from Wendy's) by Alex Schor in sicko mode
Duration: 2 min 18 s
Description: I was so broke I couldn't buy sht from Wendy's, now I'm not broke & I can buy sht from Wendy's

This song is the greatest thing ti exist trust

sicko mode

Rule 34 (prod. Yung P Dough)

Bish I'm Andrew Tate, and this should be his official theme song, not Tourner Dans Le Vide

I'M ANDREW TATE

I was so broke I couldn't buy sht from Wendy's, now I'm not broke & I can buy sht from Wendy's

IfUrNotPsychoDontTextMe (couldn't buy sht from Wendy's)

Oh my god, bitty with a body go shake some mo’
B*tch green goblin this d*ck, no Willem DaFoe 
(Haha, you know who it is; let’s go let’s go)

Giggity giggity giggity, I’m Glenn Quagmire
Hot air balloon, yeah I had to get the bag higher
Latinas, that’s what I admire
I f*cked your b*tch, let em know with a mass flyer

Ima run a marathon escaping child support 
Yeah the mommy is a thot so the child’s a whore
I just cheated on my wife, I was mildly bored
I was married to the money so we got a divorce, like

Damn, that’s just the way it goes
Dog a$$ b*tch lick the peanut butter off my toes, huh, yeah
My d*ck a garden hose
Where in the hell are your b*tches, man nobody knows

You’re the patch in the grass where the dog took a sht
Scratching my a$$ cause it really really itch
I stole a car and I crashed in a ditch
She’s a 10 in the dark, lights on she’s a 6

Lost 20k cause I really like to gamble
If I had a TV show it would get canceled 
The layer below the earth’s crust is the mantle
Might as well be living there, I’m too hot to handle

I can’t swim I almost drowned in the bathtub
Homeless man on the street gave me a back rub
Home Say Yung from the Squid Game hella bad bruh
If her body is a 10 and the face beat, then the bag’s clutch

Acting like Billie Jean
Why’d you wanna make a scene
Get my name out your mouth you need some Listerine
You were my love, now you ain’t sht to me

You ran me dry, b*tch I’m out of money
Taking me to court for the alimony
Say that’s my kid, well that sht’s beyond me
The DNA test said the love was phony, oh 

Like goddamn, woah
Won’t lose my life to a goddamn hoe
Everywhere I go, they say I am the one
But the kid is not my son

They say I am the one
But the kid is not my son

4x (Not my son yeah, I don’t think I’m done yet)

Billie Jean Freestyle (No Child Support 2)

Gravity_Balls - DigBarGayRaps

ME AND DIGBAR JUST MADE A SONG FOR HOES TO SHAKE ASS

I Just Made A Song (With Digbar & JackHaze)

I just farted in the elevator & they like, "who farted in the elevator?" BIH I JUST FARTED IN THE ELEVATOR

Farted In The Elevator (SexyBack Remix)

Enjoy this song in which I showcase more of my lyrical ability!

Class In Session (Prod. DJ Martin Jones)

She Want Me - Alex Schor & Biz [Prod. DJ Martin Jones]

Scoobie Doobie

DigBar- Diddy Party (True Story) (Prodby. 24KJAE

JINGLE BALLS

Follow my IG: @ShotgunWilly

Prod. 1-800-lost

Lyrics:
Captain save a hoe
Hes captain save a hoe
It ain’t a bird it aint a plane oh no
Its captain save a hoe
Ay
Captain save a hoe
Yuh
He’s captain save a hoe
He came to save the day you know
It’s captain save a hoe

Cape around my waist 
I got A mask around my face
And I’m just tryna get me laid
So get the fuck up out my way
Strike my pose like superman
Fuck these hoes and do my dance
I was flying through japan
Im here to save yo stupid ass

Ice on my wrist got me feeling like frozone
Take a bitch from the bone zone to the o zone
If you don’t know then now you know that 
I’m captain save a hoe

I just want some like im master roshi
Fuck she a savage lowkey
Tried to get with all my homies
Now she act like she don’t know me

Shorty so thicc ms. Incredible 
Look at her hips when she move she be flexable
I’m tryna fuck, if its consensual 
My purple pickle hope she eat her vegetables 
Superbad bitch make me feel like im stanlee
Fuckin shit up like we billy and mandy
Sorry I’m new to this shit like im bambi
I’m boutta bust here eat plan b

Send a new DM like every hour
Got me picking pedals off of flowers
Might just have to steal one like im bowser
Getting curved my only super power
Tryna get some brain ooh whats your major
Told her just the tip like im a waiter
Save the earth recycle all your paper
I about to Pipe me Mother Nature

Captain Save a Hoe

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IfUrNotPsychoDontTextMe (couldn't buy sht from Wendy's)

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