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This is a lyrical masterpiece between me, Alex Schor, and the talented Yuno Miles

Robbed The Walmart (feat. Yuno Miles)

Oh my god, bitty with a body go shake some mo’
B*tch green goblin this d*ck, no Willem DaFoe 
(Haha, you know who it is; let’s go let’s go)

Giggity giggity giggity, I’m Glenn Quagmire
Hot air balloon, yeah I had to get the bag higher
Latinas, that’s what I admire
I f*cked your b*tch, let em know with a mass flyer

Ima run a marathon escaping child support 
Yeah the mommy is a thot so the child’s a whore
I just cheated on my wife, I was mildly bored
I was married to the money so we got a divorce, like

Damn, that’s just the way it goes
Dog a$$ b*tch lick the peanut butter off my toes, huh, yeah
My d*ck a garden hose
Where in the hell are your b*tches, man nobody knows

You’re the patch in the grass where the dog took a sht
Scratching my a$$ cause it really really itch
I stole a car and I crashed in a ditch
She’s a 10 in the dark, lights on she’s a 6

Lost 20k cause I really like to gamble
If I had a TV show it would get canceled 
The layer below the earth’s crust is the mantle
Might as well be living there, I’m too hot to handle

I can’t swim I almost drowned in the bathtub
Homeless man on the street gave me a back rub
Home Say Yung from the Squid Game hella bad bruh
If her body is a 10 and the face beat, then the bag’s clutch

Acting like Billie Jean
Why’d you wanna make a scene
Get my name out your mouth you need some Listerine
You were my love, now you ain’t sht to me

You ran me dry, b*tch I’m out of money
Taking me to court for the alimony
Say that’s my kid, well that sht’s beyond me
The DNA test said the love was phony, oh 

Like goddamn, woah
Won’t lose my life to a goddamn hoe
Everywhere I go, they say I am the one
But the kid is not my son

They say I am the one
But the kid is not my son

4x (Not my son yeah, I don’t think I’m done yet)

Billie Jean Freestyle (No Child Support 2)

This song is about inability to talk to women (relatable). This trio is the perfect storm for a peak meme song with me, the peepeepoopoo guy, Abdul the fortnite battle pass guy, and Yuno Miles, the king of trash rap. Run this ho up!!!

Negative Rizz (feat. Yuno Miles & Abdul Cisse)

IfUrNotPsychoDontTextMe 2

I just farted in the elevator & they like, "who farted in the elevator?" BIH I JUST FARTED IN THE ELEVATOR

Farted In The Elevator (SexyBack Remix)

I'm An Italian (Prod. DaDood)

Pooped In The Urinal (Feat. Yuno Miles)

Enjoy this song in which I showcase more of my lyrical ability!

Class In Session (Prod. DJ Martin Jones)

I am not a surgeon, but my dad is. Fun fact!

I Am A Surgeon (Feat. Jacksen Luna)

Stand Up Comedy

ALEX SCHOR ON ALL PLATFORMS
HELP ME BUY SHT FROM WENDY'S (Venmo) 
IG: alexschor1

Pooped In The Urinal (Feat. Yuno Miles)

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