ummmm... so I "can" DJ.... my PA system is living in NYC... it sucks anyways... and I have Mixxx on my laptop with a fairly interesting crate of other peoples stuff... I'm about at the level of highschool dance worthy.... maybe.... or sloppy bar dj set... but I can do it if you give me something to jack onto with my laptop I can chain tracks of danceable noise together into something....... this is like a mix tape sampler....in real life I would let songs roll for like 2 minutes instead of 20 seconds like in here... 

Alexander Cathcart Dobbs