This is probably my last horrible joke on soundcloud

Weediam Tell Overture

Let It Smoke

Chaaaad ・∀・

Original: Hatsune Miku - PinocchioP - god-ish
音Mad source: A hat in time

Hat-ish

English arrangement of 強風オールバック by yukopi, with the vocals of Apphia Yu trained in so-vits.

Lyrics:

As soon as i stepped outside, it was over
Such a lovely weather but i cannot move forward
This wind always push me back, no way to fight
Over over over again pulls my hair tight

"Dig a hole, ...and jump inside." is what i used to think.
Hide away until this wind is gone, it might get warm again.
"Sit it down. Until the end of time." is what i used to think.
Forced myself, to take a single step
Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, dove, they fight another war!
(Hey!)

3X
As soon as i stepped outside, it was over
Such a lovely weather but i cannot move forward
This wind always push me back, no way to fight
Over over over again pulls my hair tight

Persistently, out of spite, it pulls my hair tight

Kyofu All Hat (Kyofu all back)

Credit : http://youtu.be/a1-YPLp3KqA
Inspiration : https://soundcloud.com/darren-hess/inspector-snoop
I made it even more shit-tier ;^)

Snoop Gadget

UN Oven Was Moskau?

Credit : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUS9RDmhRFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLfzIJi6OZY

Smoke On Me

Joke2.wav

Every 9/11 joke ever made on the internet

Linkin Paaaaaa - Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU3jfk-O7L0
Music Download link:
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/c7g7olrtoe3owj3/spicetrousle.wav

SpiceTrousle (Check the video too)

Genre : Ambient / Suspense
Composer : Mark Snow
Apperances : X-Files TV Series

The X-FiIes Main Theme

Carefree - KevinMacIeod

My submission for the SiivaGunner.

Lossless Download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/2a84k2y5ksl9yce/bad_hexagon.wav

Siiva Release:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJEu8N1z128

Btw.. To the people complaining about chords and keys:

Bad Apple is in d sharp minor key and the original minor key of Courtesy is g sharp. If you actually think it is something else, please check its note progression carefully, it actually uses notes from its bottom/above octave. In case you confused it with d sharp or whatever...

Ｂａｄ Ｈｅｘａｇｏｎ！！﻿

UN Owen Clicked the НЕТ?

in your head

My submission for the Siivagunner.

Siiva Release:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaKqZFiZxp0

Lossless Download:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/v8ujzv6roc5ht23/ken_theme_%28i_got_no_pun_for_this_one%29.wav

Yattaze!

Still got no joke for the title

Death Gripz

My submission for the Siivagunner. Original composer/artist: https://soundcloud.com/nightmargin

Siiva release:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh7XPGwcBgI

Lossless download:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/cn6ljz0c79v1ioz/Real_Nikos_Dont_Multiply.wav

-̗̀ (︶_︶ ) -̖́
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Real niko hours, who tf up
-̗̀ (ↀ_ↀ ) -̖́

Real Nikos Don't Multiply

Inspired by these:
https://soundcloud.com/tfwjp/this-is-my-suicide-note
https://soundcloud.com/deeyaywob/circulation-patty

My... Some people already made visuals of this post. Go check these out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4FH4uiu1V0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R8eEGsZ-ak
Nice.

Lyrics:
dadidadila blah blah
(hooplah!)
I bet you think you are ready to make a krabby patty! (Woah there!)
(hooplah!)
We still have few more topics to cover!
(hooplah!)
Hello world! May i take your order?
(hooplah!)
Does this mean i get to make the krabby patty now?(Wrong!)
(hooplah!)
We haven't even talk about personal hygiene.
(hooplah!)
Sounds like a lot of-
(hooplah!)
Uhh.. Sounds like a lot of-
(hooplah!)
Sounds like a-
(hoopla-)

Krabby Circulation(full ver)

qwdqwd

qwdqwdqwdqwd

I am kinda bored...

Lossless download:

http://www.mediafire.com/file/c9tcw5wau5r51ql/spongebobs_perfect_training_video_full.wav

Spongebob's Perfect Training Video

Bad Joke

I Tried

Jelly That

We Are Number One But It Is Like The Second Spongebob Episode With Bunch Of Soundclown Jokes In It

Lyrics:

O-OVERD-DRIVE! O-O-OVERD-D-DRIVE!..
...
post letters down their distended anus, ha ha ha..

Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!
Boobies!Boobies!Boobies!Boobies!Boobies! Twist... Double twist!
Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!
Nipples!Nipples!Nipples!Nipples!Dunkin great tits!
Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!
Fun!Fun!Fun!Fun!Fun! In between my thighs!
Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies- (interruption)Christ...
This is the best game evar...
So again what kind of game is this? A racer? A brawler? A platformer? A Gather-things-for-twats-er? Action adventure? You need either action or adventure for that. No, I know what it is.. It’s an endurance test!
Game is more easily acquired,  idiot!
Very much a PC exclusive game, which are typically designed to be as complex and unintuitive as possible so that those dirty console-playing peasants don't ruin it for the glorious PC-gaming master race!

... (Yahtzee's theme)

Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!Knockers!
You get a new idea? Best to do it first with dragons.
Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!Bum!
Accuse me of ripping him off and make complete fucking fools of themselves!
Nipples!Nipples!Nipples!Nipples!Nipples!Nipples!Nipples!Nipples!
It is exposively apocalyptically bad. You should totally buy it.
Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!Bosoms!
I am serious, you have to see this shit.. Where to start?
When the dialogue isn’t awful quips or self-aggrandizement, it’s just treating the player like an absolute cretin.
What makes you think I’m this stupid?
"You bought me!"
Touche.

....

Exc exc.. Right! Now we got that over with before the Earth halts in its orbit around the sun and plunges us all into eternal winter. Goodnight!

Overpunctuation

Yahtzee Used The Precious Punctuation (Check the buy link to watch the video)

Bad Apple 3am

Chirumiru + Burger King Foot Lettuce

Incomplete vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrbAZ1WIQAs
Cool fan vid by Yogurt Cap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciicbYP0wLA

Lyrics:

Number, number 15.
Foot lettuce, 15
Number, number 15.
Foot lettuce, Burger King

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce.
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus.
But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

Burger King Burger King Burger Burger Burger King
Burger King Burger King Burger Number 15
Burger King Burger King Burger Burger 15
Burger King Burger King Burger Number 15

Number 15 Number 15
Lettuce
Number 15
(Someone's foot fungus.)
Number 15 Number 15
Burger King
Number 15
(Might be what you get)
Number 15 Number 15
Admittedly, he had shoes on.
(But that's even worse.)
Number 15 Number 15
This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.
(Eat fast food in peace.)
Burger King Number 15

A 4channer uploaded a photo
Anonymously to the site
Showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.
With the statement:
"This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."
Admittedly, he had shoes on.
Mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question
Was alerted to the rogue employee.
Well, at least, I hope he's rogue.
How did it happen?
Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data.
Which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio.
Oh, I know who that is.
Mystery solved.

Atai wa baka janai no (Fungus)
Atai wa dekiru ko nano (15)
Tada sukoshi dake fujiyuu nano
Dakedo sore wa baka janai no

Machigai darake demo (What you get)
Ashita wa kanarazu kuru (He had shoes on.)
Asa ni nareba sono hi mo genki ni
Atai no taan hajimaru (Play a mouse.)

Number, number 15.
Foot lettuce, 15
Number, number f-
Doh no! I said steamed hams!

Borealis! Borealis! Aurora borealis!
(Sey- Sey- Sey- Seymour!)
Borealis! Borealis! Aurora borealis!
The house is on fire!
No mother, it is just the northern lights.
(Sey- Sey- Sey- Seymour!)
Delightfully devilish Seymour.

Number 15 Number 15
Burger King
Number 15
(Someone's foot fungus.)
Number 15 Number 15
Burger King
Number 15
(Might be what you get)

Burger King Number 15

Lettucemiru

I recomposed Who Wants to Be a Millionaire theme as a touhou soundtrack

Rewind Time

all star - smash mouth + butterfly upswing mix

Smash Butterfly

Should i make things a bit easier for u?
Mashup of Peace and Tranquility(By Pascal Michael) + U Got That(By Halogen)

Halogen: https://soundcloud.com/wearehalogen
Pascal Michael Stiefel : https://soundcloud.com/plasma3

Vid ver:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA_djlZ0uhs

U Got Hat

Bochka Bass Helltaker

Music video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNmNt-MJHsI

Mittsies - Vitality (Windows Remix)

May the studies remain ethernal.

A Lo-Fi-like arrangement of the James Kirby's work "It's just a burning memory" from the album "Everywhere At The End Of Time". It is pretty depressing but a surreal experience to listen to. 

I wanted to make this arrangement for generational relevance. More precisely millenial and z gen.

A1 - It's Just a Burning Lo-Fi (The Caretaker Lo-Fi remix) - Beats to Forget to

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