Californeecation

Breathe

Good Kid Baird City

Lyrics:
Verse 1
Finish the dirty bird and I’m feeling thirsty heard
Johnno has his parent’s car, hoping he’ll do the courtesy
Of giving us a lift over to Dan Murphy’s
First week back and I’m sick of university
In fact if you had to ask me personally
Getting pissed today certainly works for me
I ain’t got shit tomorrow no reason to get up early
Except for lunch with my parents at twelve thirty

So I hop over to the commo with a spring in my step
Johnno honks the horn and in I get
I can’t remember a time drinking I regret
That’s probably cause I just mostly forget
Sitting in shotgun, under the hotsun
Check my wallet make sure I’ve got funds
Wind down the window, turn up the speakers
Triple J is thumping so loud I can’t hear the back seaters

Chorus
If you gotta preload that’s when you hit the bottle-O
I’d sooner drink goon than a 10 dollar bottle of those
Boutique brewski’s in Newie don’t suit me
There too sweet, and fruity would rather have a goonie or two.

Verse 2
At Dan’s I glance at the selection all cursory
Staring at bundie, New and VB thirstily.
But I don’t want to empty my entire purse so we
Grab goon bags and wait ‘til the cashier serves me
I’d love to crack the top off a bottle of alco-pop
But I’ve had to stop drinking since they’ve taxed the whole lot
It’s a sin that tins have been taking out of the bargain bin
If only they were cheap I could quit all the arguing

I wanna sink piss like Boonie, 52 cans a session
Even though society tells me it’s a transgressions
I’d say maybe 52, is more than I could ever do
But, a few schooies of tooheys new will probably see me through
So wet your whistle or sink a fistful
Don’t matter how you drink as long as you’re getting pissed we’ll
Celebrate today fuck being miserable
It’ll clear your conscience just like crystal 

Bottle - O

Music by flume
The song's about dick pills

Lyrics:
Congratulations to all competition winners
A life times supply of gruel for dinner
Struck a chord with the songs they sing us
As supplies run thinner won't last til next winter

Fuck cooking why don't we just order food
Before you call there's a delivery at the door for you
An awkward dude that couldn't afford what he brought for you
Caught the news I'm sure it was important to you

Siri, how can I tell if facebooks recording me?
Nearly just bought a vape pen for forty g
This marketing is feeling a little targeted
No, I don't need a longer lasting harder dick!

A coked up lefty guy like talking to a brick wall
I hope the fbi don't think my dick's small
I keep getting packages I don't remember buying
Social media status says I'm feeling fine

Stay on the line we'll get your details
Just your name, number, stool sample and email 
Allow google to access your current location
Wait! Too late they just put you on probation

Your search history skimmed sipping victory gin
With a wickedly grin makes me sick to be 
Sitting on the shitters got pictures of you and your mistress
And their eye's on all six of your figures

Stay on the line to complete a short survey
Gender, sexual orientation and birthday
Don't even try I can tell when you lie to me
Our data tells us you value your privacy

Stay on the line we'll be with you shortly
From the people that brought you the top forty
Who changed my account settings to insecure?
Got an ad from Dick Pills, never heard of him before.

Stay On The Line

Music taken from Sintra and Ezra by flume
It's about taking a gap year

Lyrics:
Verse 1
Playing fuck marry kill on my eat pray love
If you hand me a pill I'mma take that drug
What's this ecstasy? Find a chick to grind up next to me
Send a text at 3 to see if she'll have sex with me

On my gap year drinking tap beer
Shut the door dude can't you see I'm trying to fap here
Watching two guys give there step mum a pap smear
Tryna see what type disease we'll contract here

Wake up in a hospital bed chatting off my head
Taken any possible meds catch a cough I'm dead
My insurance policy possibly don't include
A new liver after diving in a river nude

So I fill my bed pan with what might be shit
It's quite unlikely, flick the IV drip
A day away from the next nightly fix
Arse hanging out as my nighty slips

Verse 2
Ain't even heard of the sites we missed
Like who the fucks ben and why's he big
More interested in the current price of cigs
Or the likes on IG, wait I meant I.G. shit!

"Fight me bitch!" says some guy holding empty beers
Can't remember what brought or sent me here
Ain't even been alive for more'n 20 years
Tell that to someone with more friendly ears

My memories blank, sip an energy drank
Back at the hostel all of these ameneties' rank
Can I get number 30 and the wifi password
The diet hurts me throw up the Fried rice afterwards

Naked through sacred places these locals are so racist.
I'm not intolerant I just can't eat food with traces
Of gluten, picking bread out of my spewtum
All a part of being a part time student

Verse 3
Talking to these 2 guys about fluoride or maybe it was aliens
It's 3 am every second person here is an australian
Mainly in tracky dacks playing hacky sack
With a battery pack tucked up in my backy pack

Walking to the cinema Talking with my fingers
What's french for cinema? Don't anyone here speak english? 
Arguing with locals over a pair of cheap shoes
I say 5 they say at least this weeks food.

My mate says, "to try the beer in Belgium"
Can't find anywhere back home that sells them
Hmm I'm getting a hint of hops, malt and pretention
Taking life advice from a guy with a pierced septum

Walking through customs with a condom up my rectum
Called over to the random security screening section
In my head I'm drafting my own confession when
2 months later charges dropped down to a section 10.

Eat Pray Love

Bunch of songs reworked as something between samba and bossa, I don't really know.

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American Boy

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Little L

There's something here for everybody to hate.

Mostly guitars, all written, played and recorded by me.

Alex

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