Get ready for big hair, bigger laughs, and an appetite for destruction! The 80s' furriest icon crash-lands on stage in ALF: The Musical, a hilarious and heartwarming new show for the whole family. Can the Tanners keep their wisecracking new family member a secret? With a score packed with totally tubular 80s-style hits and enough spectacle to be seen from Melmac, this is the feel-good musical you can't miss. Home is where the Ha! is.

Come for the cat jokes. Stay for the family.

He's Under My Feet (and Under My Skin)

Lyrics

I remember the skies of a planet I lost,
I remember the friends, and I've counted the cost.
That light is my past, a way to return,
A lesson I thought I had to re-learn.
I was shipwrecked and starving and scared and alone,
Searching for anywhere I could call home...
But home isn't a place that you go to and from,
It's the noise in the kitchen, a reassuring hum.
It's a kid who shares secrets and all of his toys,
It's a family that's perfect despite all the noise.
I came eighty-million light-years to be lonely,
But I found everything that I needed right only...
In this room... Right here... With you.



Eighty-Million Light-Years from Lonely

Forbidden Snack

Act I - Overture (Instrumental)

Act II - Overture (Instrumental)

Just Another Tuesday in the Suburbs

What's Goin' On Next Door

Pizza Pandemonium

Curtain Call / Finale (Instrumental)

Lyrics

They tell me "Stay inside," they tell me "Don't be seen,"
They treat me like a toddler, it's a little mean!
They left to get me food, some weird and mushy paste...
But this Melmacian body has space-cific taste!
Back home our food was beige, the flavor was a crime,
I haven't had a decent meal in warp-drive time!
But what is this I see? A book of wondrous things...
With promises of joy that pepperoni brings!

One slice is for a human, that's a simple bite,
But I've got a Melmacian appetite!
I've got eight stomachs and a hunger I can't fight!
Gonna fill 'em all with cheesy, greasy, pure delight!
They said "BE QUIET," but I'm making my own noise!
I'm calling up the pizza boys!
Yeah! Eight stomachs, and they're gonna get their fill tonight!

One slice is for a human, that's a simple bite,
But I've got a Melmacian appetite!
I've got eight stomachs and a hunger i can't fight!
Gonna fill 'em all with cheesy, greasy, pure delight!
They said "BE QUIET," but I'm making my own noise!
I'm calling up the pizza boys!
Yeah! Eight stomachs, and they're gonna get their fill tonight!

Eight Stomachs

Get ready for big hair, bigger laughs, and an appetite for destruction! The 80s' furriest icon crash-lands on stage in ALF: The Musical, a hilarious and heartwarming new show for the whole family. Can the Tanners keep their wisecracking new family member a secret? With a score packed with totally tubular 80s-style hits and enough spectacle to be seen from Melmac, this is the feel-good musical you can't miss.

Come for the cat jokes. Stay for the family.

ALF: The Musical

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