I don't know how to music but I did it anyways

Really Iffy Archie, Marry Me

a harrowing cautionary tale about mortality.

Don't Leave Chocolate In Your Pockets

You're a sad tiny man with a dumb job
You're a sad tiny man with a a really cute dog
and a cat; Princess Murder Paws

A sad tiny man who's allergic to cheese
You've got long blue hair and a lot of piercings. 

Oh and I know that your body's unkind. 
You've got lots of problems that fuck with your mind. 

The bus is expensive, 
Your brother's in jail. 
Your cute cute dumb dog
broke her fucking nail. 

I'll do what I can to help keep you afloat. 
Me and your little row boat of hope. 
Sad tiny man I wrote you this song, 
I love you a lot and hope you're not sad too long. 

Sad Tiny Man

I am a garbage person and not a musician i just love star trek. 

AlienBeing