you were wanted in the wrong neighbourhood

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

VLÁÓÓÓ

Really easy to listen, soothing melody to ears, or not.

Loud Nigra Rainbow Ride Magic Missile BEES

I uploaded the instrumental, but here's the entire thing. (limited space on here, sucks, btw. :<)

Together We Ride Dat Booty

Puddi Boy Swag

Twerkoff Against Smithy

oh boy

gotta love workin hard for several weeks trying to make a new mashup only to make another uptown funk one at 2:30 in the morning

Everybody Funk Around

2013 mashup
image source: pixiv.net/member.php?id=65404

Wario's Bizarre Adventure

bonting boba

Wanted Nate Dogg or Alive

Heistin' For Jesus

This has probably been done before, but I wanted to make the entire assault portion because... reasons. This is a parody mix of Space Jam mixed with Kicking Ass and Taking Names from Payday 2. Original songs by Quad City DJ and Simon Viklund respectively.

Credit to my friend Toats for originally making a smaller portion of this.

Kicking Space and Takin' Jam

Credit to Ian Russell, the voice of Locke!: https://twitter.com/LockePayday and JaymesTheGamer for allowing me to upload this to Soundcloud. Mod will be up soon, so hang tight.

For sure.

Locke Does PayDayPasta

Let's Go Die on the Floor

This is just a small part of what awaits in our new collaborative album: https://nikoplus.bandcamp.com/album/mashup-miami-wrong-bpm-special-edition Made for Hotline Miami's 5th anniversary!

Sources:
iamthekidyouknowwhatimean – Run (Hotline Miami 2)
Hiroyuki Sawano - z29ba2t0t1l301e17 (Xenoblade Chronicles X)
Art: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53643951

run29su2b0w1a301y17

posting this so I can remind people that the deadline for crabcore and monstercore is getting close. You guys have until 3/04 (or 12 days from this post) until submissions close. 

If you want to know rules and shit, then go here:
https://soundcloud.com/kryptodigital/crab-clusterfuck

You can also submit something here:
discord.gg/j9yFhbB

Noisestorm - Crab Rave
Madeon - Icarus

Icrabus

"Party Rock Anthem" is a song by American music duo LMFAO

[ARCHIVE - NOW MOVED TO YOUTUBE]

officially bullied out of the mashup community circa 6/3/2021

Wanted Nate Dogg or Alive

ALI=3NS

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