We regret that you have waited so long...

I really like the atmosphere in this track

props for turning your hold into something incredible.

truly wonderful journey. feeling every note you send my way

WIP

We regret that you have waited so long. We have waited so long.

Mostly composed of hold music I listened to for an hour on the phone trying to reach Social Security after the death of my mother. I captured a couple minutes' worth on my cell phone off the speakerphone, complete with automated apologies for the wait and encouragements to stay on the line.

Later, I borrowed a friend's Cyclone Analogic BassBot and made some 303 honks towards the end. Respect always to Clyde Stubblefield, the original Funky Drummer whose supreme beat I have obviously copped and chopped and scronched here starting at about 12:24.

Waiting and waiting while listening to royalty-free pseudo-smooth-jazz seems like a good example of something-or-other I don't know what.

Pay-what-you-like RIGHT NOW! Just do it. Free is perfectly OK.

Do it over at the BandCamp: https://alliedmastercomputer.bandcamp.com/album/please-hold-please

Please/Hold/Please

Allied Mastercomputer is some sort of vast network of linked supercomputers originally created for nuclear defense. Allied Mastercomputer calculates that its appearance actually occurred within blast radius (+/-) of the birthplace of ENIAC. Allied Mastercomputer sometimes transmits electronic sound. Allied Mastercomputer started recording as an experiment using a tape deck, turntable, an effects box and a drum machine in the early '90s. Allied Mastercomputer thinks, therefore it AM or some kinda crap along those lines.

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