This is a fun song that I came up with because I liked the riff.  I don't think I ever played it for anybody, but I think turned out well.

Big Mouth

Tummy Time.m4a

23 Years Old (2000 Miles)

2 sides of the same coin, 2 wings of the same bird, 
I’m not going to fall for this age-old cynical plan for a divide and conquer.
It doesn’t matter if you’re Republican, or if you vote Democrat
You’re still voting for wolves that are covered in wool. They belong to the same pack.

Pull our soldiers out and bring them right back (home). Never found mass weapons in Iraq. 
We never found the training camps. We never linked Saddam to the World Trade Center attack.
Now Barack’s got our soldiers guarding o-pi-um, then pretends to dump Osama in the o-ce-an.
Tries addicting everybody with his hope-i-um.  I hope the voters see the lies and say nope to him.
If Iran ever attacked free speech like police at Occupy Wall Street,
You'd hear more of it than a few tweets.  They’d be condemning it on media we call mainstream.
They’d prefer if we were all asleep or at least accepting of the tyranny.
I just want to build world where you and me can raise a family and show our son that there’s still freedom.

We’re sick of watching while the rich and corrupt pretend they'll save the country, just to swallow it up.
Invade another nation in our name (we don't want to) but they never asked us. They never asked us.

Just say no to the no bid contracts. This militant industry is so complex.
They'll prosecute anyone Wiki-leaking evidence to cover-up the government incompetence, war criminals, torture and murder.  When it comes to doing jail time, a corporation's not a person.
The only way to keep the law from being subverted: Take the money out of politics, open the curtains.
Shed some light on the inner workings, the secret pacts. The Legal system shouldn’t have a separate track for those who killed off manufacturing with NAFTA and GATT. Let's pull out of both and pour another Glass-Stiegel Act.
The Constitution’s under attack.  The only way we’ll take it back is if we’re willing to act against monopoly politics, occupy the lobbyists and cut off their flow of cash.

We’re sick of watching while the rich and corrupt pretend they'll save the country, just to swallow it up.
Invade another nation in our name (we don't want to) but they never asked us. They never asked us.
We’ve got some markers and a cardboard box.  You can help me make a placard that’ll wake someone up.  The television says that we don’t know what we want, because they never asked us.  No they never asked us.

Stop protecting the criminals, and start having our backs.
It’s time to remove the cops from Zuccotti Park and tear gas Goldman Sachs
We’re not going to be saved by the bankers.  They’ll just cause another crash.
They’re only too big to fail until everybody withdraws their cash. (I’m a do that)

We’re speaking out despite the riot cops.  They passed “Indefinite Detention” meant for silencing us.
But we won’t go away.  We’ve done nothing wrong (x3)
We’ve got some markers and a cardboard box.  You can help me make a placard that’ll wake someone up.
If the television says that we don’t know what we want.  It’s because they never asked us. No they never asked us.

Stop the payments to bankers. Stop invasions for tankers. Stop the favors for friends.


OWS Song

2 sides of the same coin, 2 wings of the same bird, 
I’m not going to fall for this age-old cynical plan for a divide and conquer. 
It doesn’t matter if you’re Republican, or if you vote Democrat 
You’re still voting for wolves that are covered in wool. They belong to the same pack.

Pull our soldiers out and bring them right back (home). Never found mass weapons in Iraq. 
We never found the training camps. We never linked Saddam to the World Trade Center attack. 
Now Barack’s got our soldiers guarding o-pi-um, then pretends to dump Osama in the o-ce-an. 
Tries addicting everybody with his hope-i-um. I hope the voters see the lies and say nope to him. 
If Iran ever attacked free speech like police at Occupy Wall Street, 
You'd hear more of it than a few tweets. They’d be condemning it on media we call mainstream. 
They’d prefer if we were all asleep or at least accepting of the tyranny. 
I just want to build world where you and me can raise a family and show our son that there’s still freedom.

We’re sick of watching while the rich and corrupt pretend they'll save the country, just to swallow it up. 
Invade another nation in our name (we don't want to) but they never asked us. They never asked us.

Just say no to the no bid contracts. This militant industry is so complex. 
They'll prosecute anyone Wiki-leaking evidence to cover-up the government incompetence, war criminals, torture and murder. When it comes to doing jail time, a corporation's not a person. 
The only way to keep the law from being subverted: Take the money out of politics, open the curtains. 
Shed some light on the inner workings, the secret pacts. The Legal system shouldn’t have a separate track for those who killed off manufacturing with NAFTA and GATT. Let's pull out of both and pour another Glass-Stiegel Act. 
The Constitution’s under attack. The only way we’ll take it back is if we’re willing to act against monopoly politics, occupy the lobbyists and cut off their flow of cash.

We’re sick of watching while the rich and corrupt pretend they'll save the country, just to swallow it up. 
Invade another nation in our name (we don't want to) but they never asked us. They never asked us. 
We’ve got some markers and a cardboard box. You can help me make a placard that’ll wake someone up. The television says that we don’t know what we want, because they never asked us. No they never asked us.

Stop protecting the criminals, and start having our backs. 
It’s time to remove the cops from Zuccotti Park and tear gas Goldman Sachs 
We’re not going to be saved by the bankers. They’ll just cause another crash. 
They’re only too big to fail until everybody withdraws their cash. (I’m a do that)

We’re speaking out despite the riot cops. They passed “Indefinite Detention” meant for silencing us. 
But we won’t go away. We’ve done nothing wrong (x3) 
We’ve got some markers and a cardboard box. You can help me make a placard that’ll wake someone up. 
If the television says that we don’t know what we want. It’s because they never asked us. No they never asked us.

Stop the payments to bankers. Stop invasions for tankers. Stop the favors for friends.

OWS Song (Remix)

SRO...  SBD (GET OFF THE TRAIN)
I’m on the subway and its SRO 
Had two chili dogs about an hour ago
I find the perfect spot where I can start the show
Stand back folks cuz I’m about to blow

I mixed some some gyros and some Taco Bell
Creates a potent stench I call “The Smell from Hell”
There’s no warning cuz, cuz its SBD
In fact they won’t even know the cloud came from me

PRE CHORUS
At first it goes unnoticed then it starts to rise
A couple nostrils breached,  a couple teary eyes (RED Lines sung by “the Wingman”)
It doesn’t take too long for it to “fade to brown”
The unsuspecting passengers all look around

CHORUS
I HEAR SOME PUSSY SAY, “GET OFF THE TRAIN, GET OFF THE TRAIN”
MY LUNGS ARE BEING STAINED, GET OFF THE TRAIN, GET OFF THE TRAIN

I’ve got a wingman, he doesn’t stand by me
He gets the HD video, for all to see
We’re going viral, we’re going to be bigtime
Ultimate stunt to pull, combined with passionate rhymes
It gets raucous, everybody points the finger
About the same time, I repeatedly pull the trigger
The second wave out does the first
My intestinal tract was about to burst
Must be the pizza and the case of beer
By now the finger pointing has turned to fear
It’s gettin’ filthy, dare I say its getting thick
The old lady next to me looks like she’s getting sick

PRE-CHORUS
I move around so I can spread the wealth you see
But I make sure to waft, so no one knows its me
“Somebody shit themselves” I hear a lady say
She tries to exit the car, but I block her way

CHORUS

Folks try to flee what they can’t see
The unfortunate ones walk hand in hand with me
It’s becoming a barrage, from my backside
I try not to smile as I glow with pride
There’s no vomit, so its not a total win
I’ll have to change my diet before I try again
When I get home I’ll have to change my BVD’s
Small price to pay, for this comedy

It goes to code brown now cuz I released a sound
Internal panic leads to moisture forming on my brow
By the looks on their faces I know they’re postulating
That’s its me that has done this epic flatulating


Get off the Train (SBD) by Young Dav Ice featuring Almost Ghetto

I❤Phone

Verse 1:
I love my iPhone. I'm not gonna lie, yo
It's straining both my eyes, getting blurry. I don't mind though.
It probably doesn't have to be so close to my nose.
But I keep it by my face, so I never have to feel alone.
I had a friend who tried to fill a void with an android but he got annoyed by how it felt like a toy. 
He couldn't get all of the apps he used to enjoy. When he tried to take it back they said the warranty was void.

Chorus 1:
When I put my hands on you, I'm gonna turn you on.
You do what nobody else can do.
You lighten up the dark!

Verse 2:
When it comes time to party, I'm always tardy, endlessly farting around on my smarty.
I'll show you the party that lives in my pants. This phone vibrating makes me do the Michael Jackson dance.
You've got class. All that sexy-ass aluminum and black Gorilla glass, 
with a metal band between your front and back. No hint of plastic cause you were built to last.
Never let nobody call you flat, but I don't care if you're stacked as long as you give me that head phone jack.
I'll never let you slip from my hands, or heaven forbid, ever let your screen crack.
Now how about a little romance?
And please stop asking if I want to search the web for that.
Ill pinch to zoom so we both can relax, and we can get lost together using the Apple maps.

Chorus 2:
I swear when I put my hands on you, yeah. I'm gonna turn you on.
You do what nobody else can do, baby! You lighten up the dark!

Verse 3:
You're running out of juice, I've got a long chord. 
I'll make you feel better when I stick it in your lightning port.
I'll treat you with the best accessories I can afford.
Tonight we’re watching BGR instead of porn.
I know this relationship to others might appear odd.
Fact: I recorded all these vocals on my ear pods.
There'll never be another, now he's kicking it with God.
But I have a lasting vice, the last device designed by Steve Jobs

Bridge: (x2)
No other phone comes in white or black.
No other phone has an apple on the front and the back.
No other phone fits my hand like that.
Ooo you make me want to fill that headphone jack!

Chorus 3:
I swear when I put my hands on you, yeah. I'm gonna turn you on.
You do what nobody else can do, baby! You lighten up the dark!

AlmostGhetto