Series 1 - Episode 3

Series 1 - Episode 2

St Peter & The Viking

Thornback's Oddysea

The Secret Diary Of A Jobseeker

When you are supposed to be doing important work and this is sitting in the room staring at you, your mind wanders...

Distracting Hatted Octopus

Lyrics made up entirely of things I have said in my sleep. 

Does it make dogs happy
When a Starfish smiles?
You never thanked me for the bible
Keira Knightley by the monkeys defiled.

John does nothing
On the forecourt of insanity
John does nothing
But he reaps a tooth fairies fee

Does it make dogs happy
when you stick a knife into a tap?
drink it up with aloe vera sandwich
the fish are cleansed by rectal gnats

John does nothing, he's my dentist. 

John does nothing
Its the opposite of rotary
John does nothing
On the forecourt of insanity

Does it make dogs happy
counting asteroids on planet m?
I wish I had a chocolate tuba
I'm not your pancake but I am your friend

John does nothing
Looking with those giant eyes
John does nothing
monkeys dry hump Keira Knightley's thighs

Does it make dogs happy
telling me theres elephants next door
it's either this or I release the babies
What can you use all those skyscrapers for?

John does nothing, he's my dentist.



Lyrics written in AL Ronalds sleep and noted down by Debbie Attwell
Vocals by Cy Henty
Guitar and backing Vocals by AL Ronald




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