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UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

Track by: @yaysmile
Art by: @yaysmile (featuring references to designs by @atlantic-aqua, @lemolemoo, @xinos1 and tdude)

A brand of American cold breakfast cereal introduced in 1937 by the General Mills company of Golden Valley, Minnesota. We never changed it, why would we?

Kix
- Songs related to the Sun and Moon
- Songs related to Childhood
- Songs related to Families
- Songs related to nature

Songs used:
Lil Nas X - SUN GOES DOWN (Sun)
Oneshot - Pretty Nice Day, Huh (Sun)
The Living Tombstone - Goodbye Moonmen Remix (Moon)
Persona 3: Dancing Moon Night - Moonlight Serendipity (Moon)
insaneintherain - Eterna Forest Jazz Arrangement (Nature)
Katamari Forever - A Crimson Rose and a Gin Tonic (YMCK 8bit Mix) (Nature)
Kero Kero Bonito - Swimming (Family, Childhood)
alvvays - not my baby (Family, Childhood)

as you are lost in the twilight, we say farewell

Track by @forbesthecomputer
Art by @teleportato

Both
Cardi - Lycanthropy (Bullet Hells/Tele Art References)
The Stupendium - Rest Employed (Undead/Business)

Ragnamalamity
Friday Night Funkin' - Ugh (Flash Games)
The Living Tombstone - Drunk (Poor Decisions)
JT Music - To the Bone (Undead)
The Cleveland Show - Straight Outta Stoolbend (Adult Animation)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven - DIO BGM (Undead)
Michael Jackson - Thriller (Undead)
Britney Spears - Oops! I Did it Again (Mistakes)

Teleportato
Sonic Forces - Second Battle with Infinite (Sonic)
Weebl's Stuff - Business Cat (Business/Administration)
Big Bad Bosses - Angel (Administration)
Sonic Mania - Ruby Delusions (Sonic, Gems)
B.O.B. - Airplanes (Flight)
Run the Jewels - Run the Jewels (Gems)
The 88 - Biggering (Business)

ART SOURCES

Both
Just Shapes and Beats (Tele Art/Bullet Hell & Minimalist Art Styles) (Experimental Culmination/#5 apple)
#5 apple (Tele Art/Minimalist Art-Styles) (#5 apple)
Jewel Figment (Tele Art, Sonic, Administration, Gems, and Insects/Minimalist Art-Styles) (PRIZM Cameos/Pufferfish Takes)
Jewel Zombot - Sonic IDW (Tele Art, Sonic, Administration, Gems, and Insects/Undead) (poison)
Prank Mastarz Ending (Liam's Section) - Monster Prom (Tele Art/Undead & "This is the Darkest Timeline") (Everywhere at The End of The World and every thumb with zoe monster prom)
Ivory Beast - Iconoclast (Tele Art/Undead) (Experimental Culmination; Tale of Two Tortured Minds; Everywhere at The End of The World)
Shovel Knight: Spectre of Torment - Nightmare Reize (Tele Art/Undead) (Jack Skellington Christmas Render)
Sonic IDW - Issue 23 Retail Cover (Sonic/Undead)
Classic Sonic Japanese Covers (Sonic/Minimalist Art)
Sonic 2006 - Memphiles (Sonic/Mistakes & Poor Decisions)
The Lorax - The Onceler (Business/Poor Decisions)
Thomas Was Alone - The Creation Matrix (Administration/Flash Games & Minimalist Art)
Helluva Boss - Robo-Fizz (Business & Administration/Adult Animation)

Rag
Friday Night Funkin' - Corruption Mod (Flash Games & Undead)
Undertale - Undyne The Undying (Undead)
The Binding of Issac: Repentance - The Fettered (Flash Games, Undead, and Bullet Hells)
Worn-Out Tapes - Rhythm Doctor (Flash Games)
Rat God - Mat Rat Dead (Undead)

Jewel
Sonic Unleashed - Deep Nightmare (Sonic)
Sonic Mania Plus - Giga Metal (Sonic/Gems)
A Hat in Time - Your Contract Has Expired (Loading Screen)(Business)
Zalgarshi - Teleportato (Tele Art)

[SHOWDOWN - Teleportato VS Ragnamalamity] Big Bad Beats

Track by: Kqmade (Anqnymqus)
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Geqmetry by: @diamondbrickz , twitter.com/DiamondBrickZ1 (Warfstache)
Writing by: twitter.com/telepotato; twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: Wilfqrd Warfstache

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WARFSTACHE: Gooood evening our ladies and gents! Tonight we have a special guest joining us for your post-track lore. It took us quite a while to find this sly little clown, but give it up for the judas of the theatre, Komade!

KQMADE: Well, I'm glad sqmeqne cquld finally recqgnize my wqrk in helping keep this wretched flight interesting!

WARF: I would love to do a bit of a preamble... but we only have so much of a character limit here to transcribe, so apologies if I rush things here. First question is the one I know you’ve probably been dying to tell us all!

KQMADE: Why I chqse tq thrqw “thy cqusin” under the bus?

WARF: Actually, I was going to ask if you brought your ice cream coupon so I can stamp it!

KQMADE: We’re qn the radiq… yqu’re qn an airplane… I’m qn an island…. 

WARF: You don’t know how much of a good throwing arm I've got! Anyways, the drama of that situation IS very enticing to many of our... theatre rep enthusiasts… so I suppose it would be a great tragedy to not talk about your own!

KQMADE: Well Mark, it was quite simple really, cqusin was just hqlding me back! Really the whqle “Cqmedy and Tragedy” shtick is such a simple, basic act... sqmething like the Killer Klqwns is a much grander chaotic perfqrmance, bringing everyqne tq their knees and in tears! An ultimate shqw that truly brqught qut the purest emqtiqns fqr everyqne! ...And nq qther sq-called "theatre rep" has tqpped our spectacle since!

WARF: Well, Hidgens gave you the old 1-2 wallop back during April Fools, and those plants did better than you OR your backstabbing buddies, so...

KQMADE: What the- that... that’s impqssible fqr yqu tq knqw! Yqu were busy with that mqtherf**king flqwer frqm the stqrage clqset, a-and Dimentiq said- 

WARF: Sorry, you can't say that on air, I'll need to censor it in the transcript.

KQMADE: I-It dqesn't make any sense… Qur failures in qur suppqsedly perfect scheme were enqugh as is, but nqw YQU sqmehqw-

[ Suddenly, the airplane's WiFi cuts out. ]

WARF: Oh, and just as we were starting to get into the good part! Always when we get close to getting to this clown’s stories he always has to slip away! HELLO! MISSUS COMPUTERMAJIGGY? I WAS TRYING TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW HERE!

…

WARF: Fine! I guess I will handle it myself! ...I'm going to contact my agent after this goshdarn flight finally lands...

[A small grunt and a following whisper comes from the rafters above in Markiplier's Cabin as Warfstache leaves]

???: ...You must know that I have taken the liberty of investigating you, "Warfstache"....

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Squrces:
videogamedunkey - Green Eggs and Jam / Sim Gretina - Watch Out Rengar (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: videogamedunkey)
Ninomae Ina'nis - 『VIOLET』 (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Ninomae Ina’nis)
Retro Shooting - Theme 4 (YquTuber Qutros: UberHaxorNova)
HoloBass - Amelia Watson - Pop on Rocks: A Dr. Seuss Rap (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Amelia Watson)
CORPSE - 🌧️ 𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘤 🌧️ (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Corpse Husband)
Garrett Williamson ft. Scott the Woz - Closing In (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Scott the Woz)
Gawr Gura - REFLECT (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Gawr Gura)
CalebCity - The homie never shares. (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: CalebCity)

I Will Not Eat This Here Nor There

DISCORD: discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB

[ 016 - SNAIL'S SHOP ]

- Songs by Snail's House, Moe Shop, or in the Kawaii/Future-Bass genres
(Pixel Galaxy, Umbrella, Love Taste, Notice)
(Gundam, Dark Cat, fujishiro tatsuya, Don't Let Me Down, Say My Name)
- Songs relating to houses
(Cory In The House, Sweet Home Alabama, Homestuck, Songs in the House genre)
- Songs about or associated with audio technology
(Radio Ga Ga, That's Why God Made The Radio, Blow the Speakers Up, Voicemail - Russ)
- Shop Themes / Music related to money and trade
(Wii Shop Channel, Morshu YTPMVs, Money Money Money - ABBA, Trading Places)

Sources:
Bakermat, Alex Clare, Calvo - Living (House)
Naughty by Nature - Here Comes The Money (Money)
Porter Robinson, Madeon - Shelter (House)
Alan Walker - Faded (Houses)
Edward Maya - Stereo Love (Audio Technology)
Iyaz - Replay (Audio Technology)
Jet Set Radio - Concept of Love (Audio Technology)
Bakermat, Alex Clare - Learn To Lose (House)
Snail's House, Moe Shop - Pastel (Moe Shop/Snail's House)
Goldfish - We Come Together (House)
TheLivingTombstone, Mic The Microphone - Collecting Cookies (Audio Technology)
Goldfish, Moroning Parade - Washing Over Me (House)
Goldfish - Three Second Memory (House)
Goldfish, John Mani - One Million Views (House)

Arrangement: @megalolazing-1
Art: DeluSpacey
Stock: ElectroCV

The Concept Of A Fading Stereo Love

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Noted By: Scrimblo Bimblo 

Wahoo! It's me, your favorite platformer mole friend, Scrimblo Bimblo!

The current subject was an asshole. A genuine asshole. Fucking assaholic bitch. He didn't do much to retaliate really, just as we escorted him in he gave us a matter of several flattering insults (all delivered in rap, of course). He did struggle a bit when it came to the door, trying to push us away, after a small struggle we managed to kick him in though. 

Altough it latched onto his leg almost instantly, it took a long while for it to work it's way up. Like a snake the noise crawled it's way up his body, his insults growing in desperacy as it grew higher and higher. He tried to break free, but it's grip was rock solid. It was hard, watching him break as the static engulfed him, but that's what this job entails I suppose. The last thing we saw was his screaming face underneath his helmet, him unsuccessfully trying to claw it off the glass. 

Once the static subsided back, the clone was.. strange... It spoke in entirely quotes from the song, although little bits of the original astronaut's personality remained, he was like a spliced up melting pot of his former self. Unable to talk coherently, and extremely horrible social capabilities. We'll keep logs on him for sure. End Log.

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Sources:
- Songs by Masked Wolf
- Songs related to Astronauts, or Space Exploration
- Songs related to The Ocean, or Bodies Of Water
- 2020s Rap Songs, as well as 2021 Popular Tiktok Trend Songs

Original:
- Let's Go - Stuck In The Sound (Astronauts/Space Exploration)
- Astronaut In The Ocean - Masked Wolf (All Sources)
- Into The Ocean - Blue October (Ocean)
- Driver's License - Olivia Rodrigo (2021 TikTok Trends)
- Water Walkin' - Masked Wolf (Masked Wolf/Bodies of Water)
- Astronaut - Simple Plan (Astronauts/Space Exploration)
- Lemonade - Internet Money (2021 TikTok Trends/2020s Rap)

Call That Mental Freeze [experiment: astronaut in the ocean]

VOTE NOW!! https://forms.gle/huqUUVEiFK2bXU6X7
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GIANT ENEMY CRAB: { B t t t k t t t t t B t k t t psh } (Riiiidge Racer! Remember that one?)
TAKUMI: You two are almost as tall as Mt. Akina!
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: Alluma, @beat5kids
Characters Represented: Takumi Fujiwara, Giant Enemy Duo

Takumi Fujiwara's Sources:
- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Giant Enemy Duo's Sources:
- Songs associated with Feudal Japan
(Genji 2: Days of the Blade, Burned Tower, YASUKE)
- Songs featuring beatboxing
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Mirrors, Supersonic)
- Songs related to Jerma985
(Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pirate Marching Band, jermaBars)
- Songs related to spiders, crustaceans, and giant enemies
(Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Kaiju Media)

Sources:
Manuel - Tiger (Takumi - Eurobeat)
2 Mello - LUV 2 LUV (GED - Beatboxing)
Bobby Cole - Trance Music for Racing Game (Takumi - Racing)
Mario Kart Tour OST - Ninja Hideaway (Both - Racing, Feudal Japan)
GO2 & DJ BOSS - Superstar (Takumi - Eurobeat)
Gimli Son of Gloin - My drunk friend sent this to me at 4:04am. (GED - Beatboxing)
Tally Hall - Welcome to Tally Hall (GED - Beatboxing)
Rich Brian - TOKYO DRIFT FREESTYLE (Takumi - Racing)
S.A.L.T. - This Game's Winner Is...
S.A.L.T. - Victory! Takumi Fujiwara
S.A.L.T. - Victory! Giant Enemy Duo 
CrystalForce - That Jerma Track (GED - Jerma)
UNBEATABLE OST - WORN OUT TAPES (GED - Feudal Japan)
Initial D - Golden Age (Takumi - Initial D)
Verbalase - Mario Beatbox (GED - Beatboxing)
Don Omar - Bandoleros (Takumi - Racing [Used in Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift])
MadWorld OST - ain't that funny (GED - Feudal Japan)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR4 M4] Phase 1 ~ Feudal Tokyo-to Drifto

[VOTE HERE - https://forms.gle/XtjHx5eDshcYCPoX6]

TRACK: ender#3711
ART: @/happysackboyart on twitter!
CHARACTER(s): Mach Speed Door Dasher, Lily's Garden
DISCORD: discord.com/invite/9QeKGYb

Lily: I can't do this RN. It's 5-o-clock somewhere.
Mach Rider: H-Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Pizza Tower - Cold Spaghetti (MSDD - Junk Food)
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (MSDD - Directions [east])
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Underground Theme (MSDD - Remix of NES game)
Super Mario Bros. - Coin SFX (MSDD - NES)
Paramore - Misery Business (Lily - Relationship Drama)
Oliver Tree -  Hurt (Lily - Plants)
Friday Night Funkin' - Roses (Lily - Plants)
Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Right 'Round (MSDD - Directions)
Lily's Garden - Tracks Of My Tears ad (Lily's Garden)
Jetpack Joyride - Main Theme (Lily - Mobile Games)
Madonna - Hung Up (MSDD - Directions, Lily - Relationship Drama)
SIX The Musical - Get Down (MSDD - Directions, Lily - Theater)
Kanye West - Power (MSDD - Directions)
Gwen Stefani - The Great Escape (Lily - Relationship Drama)
Chumbawumba - Tubthumping (MSDD - Directions)

[ R1M6 - VOTE NOW ] The Cheat Code

[ TRACK BY KIRBO ]

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[ SOURCES ]
Madeon - Imperium (NOC+10 - Media with ARGs)
Porter Robinson, Madeon - Shelter (Media with ARGs, Short Films)
Mr. Oizo - Positif (STEPHANE - .)
Mr. Oizo, Carmen Castro - Two Takes It (STEPHANE - .)
Dad Feels - Obey the Server (NOC+10 - ARGs/Internet)
Glass Animals - Pork Soda (STEPHANE - Beverages)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (NOC+10 - Ocean)
Jack Stauber - Milk (STEPHANE - Dairy Products)
LMFAO, Lil Jon - Shots (STEPHANE - Beverages)
Madeon, Passion Pit - Pay No Mind (NOC+10 - Media with ARGs)
twenty one pilots - Stressed Out (NOC+10 - Media with ARGs)
Rare Americans - Milk Man (STEPHANE - Dairy Products)
Glass Animals - Waterfalls Coming Out Your Mouth (NOC+10 - Water)

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06 - [ STEPHANE ]
~ [ Ed Banger and French Touché ] ~
~ [ Puppets, Radios and other Musical Tech ] ~ 
~ [ Songs from and used in short films ] ~
~ [ Beverages and Dairy Products ] ~ 

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17 - [ NOC+10 ]
~ [ ARG’s/Horror Webseries, and media with official ARGs (NO HOME SERIES OVERLAP) ] ~
~ [ Codes and Secret Messages / Organizations ] ~ 
~ [ The Ocean, Water and Underwater Vehicles ] ~
~ [ The Internet ] ~

Lamb's Imperium - [ LIGHTNING ROUND ]

yt upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEKjgJKJ6s (edited in here 5/2/2022)
this was a h3m and john madden duel track (a remaster of soundcloud.com/lgbtrights/thanks-oceanratvevo that was made for someone on twitter as a response) made and submitted back in march when i joined offteam, and since the tourney's cancelled i decided to put my track here
i'll miss u tfa, it was one of my inspirations :(
Sourcelist
Among Us SFX (Space)
FNAF SFX (Five Nights at Freddy's)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Neil Cicierega)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Neil Cicierega)
House of Pain - Jump Around (Sports)
Leonz - Among Drip (Space [Among Us])
NerdOut - Imposter Imperceptible (Space [Among Us])
Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Green Day - Good Riddance (Neil Cicierega)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Sports, Space)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Neil Cicierega/Space [Interstella 5555])
David Bowie - Space Odyssey (Neil Cicierega/Space)
BigGayRapper - STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US (Space)
Linkin Park - In the End (Neil Cicierega)
fnmeka - Airpod Shotty (Space [Among Us])
Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (Sports)
TheLivingTombstone - It's Been So Long (Five Nights at Freddy's)
Blur - Song 2 (Neil Cicierega/Sports [Madden 11])
Lemon Demon - BRODYQUEST (Neil Cicierega/Space, TTS)
Darude - Sandstorm (Sports)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On the Sun (Neil Cicierega/Space)
Space Harrier - Main Theme (Arcade/Space)
"When the Imposter is Sus" Beatbox (Space [Among Us])
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Neil Cicierega)
Mr. Oizo - Hun (TTS)
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (Neil Cicierega/Sports)
uhletmebeclear - I LOVE "AMONG US" (Space)

It's An Honour to Meet You, Neil Cicierega! - Temporary Flight Attendant (UNUSED)

Through the Storm

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/1dN1e1KGvVcUW4xj7

MIROR B.: Why stay in the house when you can go out and groove?
PORTER: You do know that house is...
MADEON: Let him have it. We'll show him what we've got.

On today's set: Michael Jackson, Pokemon, Madeon, Porter Robinson and house hits featuring our contenders tonight! Miror B. and Adventure Machine are against one another tonight in what could be Losers Round 1's most intense match yet! Turn up the music, get down, and enjoy the tunes while you can! Because one of our contenders tonight won't be making it out of this performance.

Arrangement: Vincent Mashups ( @user-555166013-407235477 )
Character Represented: Miror B., Adventure Machine

Sources:
MIROR B.:
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

ADVENTURE MACHINE:
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (Miror B. - Michael Jackson
Super Freak - Rick James (Miror B. - Funk/disco)
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (Miror B. - Michael Jackson)
Lionhearted - Porter Robinson (AdvMach - Porter Robinson)
Positif - Mr. Oizo (AdvMach - French House)
Goodbye To A World - Porter Robinson (AdvMach - Porter Robinson)
Pop Culture - Madeon (AdvMach - Madeon)

Heart Of Pop [LR1M3]

[ To listen to our previous tracks, go to @alterna-concept-01. ]

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A 16 character music tournament, where you'll see who wins among the competing contestants! It's simple, but entertaining.

Owner: @farthahalaugh

ROSTER:
01. PANIC AT THE FISH-CO
02. BUGS BUNNY
03. PICO MODE
04. THE RULER OF THE TRI-STATE AREA
05 - OUT OF TOUCH, OUT OF TIME
06 - BRITTLE BONES NICKY
07 - JOJOHNNY BRAVO
08 - NITORI & DOLPHIN EMULATOR
09 - ＤＥＰＯＴＷＡＶＥ
10 - MANNE Q.
11 - EXENA
12 - PANTS MAN
13 - CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS
14 - SWEETHEART
15 - MECOBOY
16 - SNAIL'S SHOP

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