Name: Thing I made with the sample pack by Eri2
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Thing I made with the sample pack

i do feel like fixing any problems with it, there's a lot happening rn.

Justin UTSC

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moment

@shunnersick

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST
Is brewing a new beat
But not just any beat
It's the philosopher's beat
The beat of all beats
That can turn ANY lyrics
Into PURE PEAK
Are you ready? let's BREW
-
I haven't found the right brew yet
but I can feel it coming close
oh I can feel it coming
oh I can feel it coming REALLY close
the brew i mean.
-
I only need to guess a few more ingredients
until I have my recipe complete
and when I have it
the brew will be MINE!
-
Any vocal has a chance
To be the one to top the charts
Anyone can be a vocalist
If they just find the right brew!
Any lyrics have a chance
To be the one to top the charts
Anyone can be a lyricist
If they just find the greatest beat of all!
-
Ohhh fuck, I would rather be at home right now kissing fat hairy men. Huh? What? I mean-
AGH, I'm too distracted, I cannot work like thus
I must concentrate lest I mess up the recipe again... 
Lucky for me I have my trusty companion Jordan here with me
Say hi to Jordan!!
ok did you say hi by now yes you did?
good awesome because you won't see him mentioned AGAIN.

Now, let's get back to the brew...

A bat wing here, a golem piece there
This brew has much material to spare!
The eye of the devil, a frog of war
And an old fingernail of Kendrick Lamar 
Stir up hydrochloric acid to make this concoction,
But we will use some soy souce since we do not have that option,
HEY
Little known fact,
I am actually banned
From buying any acid
The geneva convention
Has ruled out a rule
To prevent me from being rancid, HA!
IT DIDN'T WORK!
I still have my brews
I still have my beats
And I still got my crew
...that is a lie,
I no longer have crew,
My lads all got killed
In the temple of GLUUUE

FUUUUCK
Whoever made the temple of glue should DIE
I hate my dogshit ass life so much
That fucking glue...

Anyway.... Another bat wing here, another eye of the devil here...
Hmmmm...

OOOOOOOOOOOOO
The potion's working!

Yes... I can feel it...
This beat... It's beginning!
The Philosopher's Beat... I can SEE it brewing up inside my trusty pot...
Yes... It's about to EXPLODE...
Soon the world will be MINE!
IN THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
NOW!
I see it! I feel it! Yes!

...What? Where's the beat? Where is it?

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST
Will return soon
With a new... BRAND new beat...
I don't know how to recover from this.

*in the voice of sexyy red* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH BAABBBBYYYYYYYYYYY 💋🥵💯

AYOOOO IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR📅HAPPY SUMMERTIME🌞FELLOW PENIS LOVERS💖ARE YOU READY TO STROKE THAT THANG💦IN THE SUMMER HEAT CUZZO❓❓(that SWEATY😰discord link is WAITING🥺for your touch👐https://discord.gg/penismusic) Get ready to LOTION TF UP🧴🧴cuz the sounds🔊you're about to hear👂will leave you SCORCHED🔥🥵😳

Once again and just like tradition, our certified lover gerks😁in the PMC community came down upon the scene to deliver the finest sausages🌭this summer's cookout has to offer♨. 48 hours were given to our folks to WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥that ass up and I've gotta say🗣, some bitches were trolled, chords were stricken, and some mi-[Dr. Disrespect🕶has advised us that we don't wanna finish that line🙅‍♂️]

Hope you've got your swimwear on👙🥽🩲, we're about to dive into PMC VOL. 16🏊‍♂️!

ART BY @ilysianofficial

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST - THE BEAT ALCHEMIST AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S BEAT!!!

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Music by geasdy
Lyrics by groovy asian tiktoker

Thing I made with the sample pack

Eri2

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