Our anal aria, our serenade to seats, our buttockular ballad, our rectal rave: Junk in my Trunk.

It's rhythmic, it's bare faced...but is it art? And if it is, is it arse for art's sake or art's for arse ache? Feel free to chew on that.

Junk In My Trunk

A celebration of the political ideology of Juche set to the tune of Boom Boom by the Vengaboys

Juche! (Hail our Leader Kim Jong Un)

Sufferin Jesus

To be young and free in Scotland over these past years has been radical, deep and constantly amazing. Except for when we were sold down the river by all those proddies!! 
We will survive, and when we can, we will vote aye! 
Respect yourself.

Aye Will Survive

An honest account of a beautiful widening experience. It's Glasgow based but it's universal just like anal sex. Merry Chrizbiz

I Cruised the Park One Night

Empty My Bins

This song comes from a very deep and meaningful place inside my mother's pants drawer.

My Mother's Pants

Oral sex sloshed around the mouth by Alternative Cracks with thanks to Daniel Boone

Beautiful Suck Day

Diana Spencer would have wanted to be alive to hear this song about her assassination, but she's not, so you should listen to it.

Diana (Land of Hope & Glory)

"Flanders and Swann on temazepam and bath salts"
Lorna Irvine, The List

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