https://soundcloud.com/altsusaltse/sets/things-i-also-did-if-you-care

versuscore-inspired in one way or another yes I stole this idea from bowser man

This is the "Can't access file "Gardens.LWO" replacement for my AU, "The Same same Same SAAME SAME!! …other?? Puppet. (DO check out @kittycatviolet379, @grassdemon, @the-plup-is-on-pulpose, @welcome-to-gooyland, or theres-two-of-them 's takes actually!!)  Honestly, i think people aren’t heated enough about this stUPID FUCKING USELESS MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT IM GONNA FUCKING STRANGLE THEM WITH MY DAMN BARE FUCKING HANDS
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dialogue still too long 🤫😹 https://pastebin.com/cBf3z1Gr
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thumbnail by: ME I MADE IT
song by: idk the joker8330 probably
writing by: me im goated heh
Art by me againn
2D by: MEEEEEEEEEEE
Deltarune by R.V. Pine
The Other Puppet by @lex3x
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-prequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinform-erunderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @g1llant
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @fortplambet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @jodielololololololololol
The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @nopedingus
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @theres-two-of-them
Was it "West Deltanoon"? …”Jester Puppet”?? What even is the difference??
(*Cries tears of tears of tears of tears*)


「Page 1053113/1053113」 →【Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet】

This is the “Name's Creiss Anywhere's My-Anywhere's” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!
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SECOND LETTER:
"This is what I call my evasive flanking maneuver. The main component of this plan of mine you ask? Why that would be my trusty army knife that I had in my pockets. As for the chump? Ehhhh, I think they'll be fine with my sharp handiwork. Besides, I don't intend on killing the poor stranger or anything."

Respectfully honest,
Spammein.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] I'm Spammein For. I'm Spammein, Former Airman Galore.

This is the “Requiem in Eb Major” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!
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THIRD LETTER:
"I am now currently at my little campout in the backwoods. It's a little nice place for me to settle down and think about the good ol' times. Although, it appears that pesky scoundrel followed me back here, so I figured I'll just take this new pal on a quest of mine I had thinking about for a good while. Besides, it's not like they're useless or anything. As the rumor says, there's supposedly a hidden mountain range west of these backwoods, where I'll find a great deal of strength waiting. They say it's the true power of something they said, but it'll allow me to get my vengeance on that Mikan and Tenta for discharging me from my duty!"

Time is of the essence,
Spammein.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Reveille Aurora

This is the “Corpus Avenue” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!
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*  You can't gaze at the beautiful night sky through this dreary fog.
* Your acquaintance appears to lost their hat and shank.
* The air feels tight up in this abandoned citadel.
* None of the former ground is visible from below.
* You feel as if anything can happen at this moment and circumstance.
* You... are lonely.
* That's what you're feeling.
* ...
* You need to search for that sleezer and catch back up.
* Otherwise, you won't be fine.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Skyline Citadel

This is the "“Anything Can Happen” - Krip H." replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, how it feels to genocide intelligent fish for a corporate greed?
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- Where am I?.. Goddamn fog... Ugh...

1.1.1. Joining the team
• Why, hello, little buddy!

Creepy Henry > ???
- Who the heck ARE you??

1.1.2. 
• Firstly, watch your language
• Secondly, where's my professional competence?
• Sorry about that 
• I'm known as Max H.L.
• Max the Higher Logistician
• And what are you called?

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Um, NICE to meet you?.. I'm Henry
- WHATEVER, why are you talking to me?

1.2.1. Career growth
• I have a deal for you, Henry
• And it looks like you want to get out of here unharmed
• I can help with that

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- What do you MEAN?!

1.3.1 Flyfish
• STEP ASIDE RIGHT NOW 
• THERE'S A FLYFISH RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- WHAT

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by me!
Music by discoballguy on Discord
Voice lines by @itethecrapoc
(Big thanks to them! Go check them later!)
Art by me (again)

Max H.L. - "There's always a bigger fish" - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the “Creiss “Just A Wanderer”” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! (V2)
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FIRST LETTER:
"It has occurred to me that a random chump has crossed me today. They're wearing all of this strange get up with their big ol' red eyes, where they look like one of those monsters out of a children's book. They seem greatly interested about my name, but I have no time to trample with this brat, so I'll take the easy way out of this."

Sincerely,
Spammein.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Spammein “Airman of Valor” (V2)

This is the "A-A-ATHING can HAHAHHPEN Ifonlyicould..." replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, WHY FLYFISHES ARE SO ANNOYING I WANT TO BLOW THEM ALL UP AND I WILL

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Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- DID YOU JUST BLOW UP THIS... FISH... THING?!

2.1.1. Safety precautions
• It's for our own safety

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Yeah, I see...

2.2.1. Partnership 
• So, what about our deal?

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- What freaking DEAL?!

2.2.2.
• Again, watch your language 
• Well, I offer you a reward, if you'll help me with something
• Under a reward I mean a great amount of bonus scales and our company's merch! And probably a pizza party
• It's a pretty simple task, if you want to know, coworker

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Ugh... I'll think about that...
(I'm going to throw up because of this fish mess on the ground...)

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by me
Music by discoballguy on Discord
Voice lines by @itethecrapoc
(They cooked, go and check them later)
Art by me (againX2)

THERE'$ THERE() THERE£ A<ALL<<wAYS Æ I AAAA - BI{{ER F!$H sonottofallyou— - [Deltarune: T4SP]

Gurgle. This is the "Max H.L. - "There's always a bigger fish" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet". Thinkaboutit! You can find many wet friends in the ocean!
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|It’s too quiet.|

Achievement: Flashes Before Your Eyes

>Small Update/Patch Notes Nov 24 2081<

Hey! What’s a guy like you doin’ down here?

|WoAh a Jellyfish!|

|Haven’t seen one of those before…|

>Small Update/Patch Notes Nov 24 2081<

…Eh? Think I can’t hear you?

|Oh…|

|You’re… sentient.|

|Uh… sorry. Gotta evolve, y’know.|

>Small Update/Patch Notes Nov 24 2081<

HEY NOW!!! Be nice! I am but a little fellow!

You wouldn’t wanna eat me! Really!

I taste terrible!

|Yeah, I bet. Alright, hold still.|

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There will (probably) be a lore doc for this one.


Deltarune by Toby Fox 

Swallow The Sea by Talia bob Mair and Nicolás Delgado
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65 @chomps-lmao @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @mantiscephalopod 

The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME! OWEN! LOOKLOOKLOOK GUYS I MADE IT!!! HAHAHAHAAAA









I bet you can’t eat as much sand as I can.

-Kreeve Harley- "The World Is My Oyster~" (Deltarune: Owen's The 4Same Other Puppet)

This is the "Ongoing development" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, Nintendo had a collaboration with Baskin Robbins about Splatoon. I realy wonder what that ice cream tastes like to this day. Also, Splatoon 3 ice cream splatfest

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3.1.1. To all my happy little coworkers
• Welcome to my cozy little spot!

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- I thought you were JOKING about the ship!

3.1.2.
• Yeah...To be honest, I wouldn't live here, if I had a choice
• ...
• And you actually arrived!
• I wasn't sure that you'll get yourself here...
• Anyway, I think that you'd like to talk about our deal, isn't it?

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Yeah... So WHAT is it?

3.2.1. The essence of the job
• So... I don't know how true this story is, but...
• You must already know about the desert outside the city, right?
• There should be the crater with ancient ruins in it... There should be some kind of... 
• Information, that I need. Records, artifacts, anything!
• And I need you to go there and find these messages from the past, so I could understand something...

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- BUT for what?..

3.3.1. Getting Started
• Experience from the past may give some lessons to the present
• And for what, you say?
• To get rid of these endless hordes of salmon
• To finally be free to make our lives without permission from the management
• To finally make something for the future of this dark world 
• For our future

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- I DO NOT like thinking about anyone's future, especially MINE
- And why should I CARE about that...

3.3.2.
• You see
• The civilization before us thought like that and where are they now?
• Right, they're all gone
• Like them... I don't want to do the same mistake as my previous coworkers...

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- ...
- Fine... I'll get that old JUNK from the ruins, just DON'T intervene in MY life 

3.4.1. Testing new product 
• Thanks, Henry... I appreciate that 
• Hm
• I have lots of ice cream, want some?

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Maybe you're NOT so bad as a pal... Heh
- Okay, give me that

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by me!
Music by @dynamitewick
Voice lines by @itethecrapoc (not in this track, but still)
(Big thanks to them! Go check them later!)
Art by me (again)

Unpaid vacation - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

IT'S BACK EVERYONE!


This is the “Creiss “Just A Wanderer”” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! 
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~ Amuse Bouche:
Pulled Pork Bruschetta

It appears that, in my endless scour of the most delectable ingredients, I have come across a peculiar Leporid donned in conductor attire. According to my compendium of flavors, it would bring a nice earthy taste to my meals. Clearly something that would help me fall back into the favor of Michelin. Alas, I must make myself presentable to lure the rabbit in. After all, the less they struggle, the more tender their meat is.

𝄁 Um... Mr. Chef man? You know I can hear your plot to cook me right?

~Blasted! It seems as if the rabbit has already broken through my facade! I must act quick to secure the ingredient!

𝄁 Cripes! I've gotta get out of here! 

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Maxain: "The Next Big Thing!"

This is the “Name's Creiss Anywhere's My-Anywhere's” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! I can't make the same joke as the previous upload on my banned account because Maxon's back! Long live even samer week!
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~ Drink:
Twist Lemon Martini

In times such as this in which I need to procure fresh ingredients, I am grateful for my trusty butcher's knife attached to the stump of my wrist. Although haphazardly placed, it has served me well, such as in this moment.

𝄁 W-w-wait Mr. Chef man c-can you put the kni- erm… arm down? I’m no r-rabbit! I’m an artist like you! C-c-can’t you see that? Perhaps we can… uh… make a deal? I’ll g-get you your rabbit and uh… y-you spare my life! 

~The rabbit tries to appeal to me by claiming that they’re a fellow practitioner of the fine arts. Bah! As if that’s enough to fool me! If they’re so much of an artist as they claim to be, then let me see how they fare in the art of combat!

𝄁 (Calm down Creisle, you’ve fought tougher guys before)

*Maxain’s knife-arm-thing strikes Creisle, nearly chopping off their shoulder*

𝄁 DOUBLE CRIPES!

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Y~Y>YOU CAN CALL ME MAXAIN Y~Y>YOU CAN-

This is the “Requiem in Eb Major” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! Can you believe that a man so neatly dressed and half insane is actually suffering from chronic artist's burnout? This could be a metaphor for something but I'm not sure.
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~ Entree:
Shrimp Po-Boy Sandwich

And so the artist I once confused for a rabbit returns to me, despite my attempt to take their life. Why? Out of empathy? Curiosity? Or perhaps they’re here to laugh at my misfortune again… 

𝄁 Woah woah woah Mr.! I’m not here to beat ya again! It’s just that… well… I’m not sure… I-I… just want answers. That’s it.

𝄁 I saw the posters Mr., the old, torn off papers of you. Guess you used to be big ‘round these places. What happened?

~ The artist is right, I used to have it all. Fame, power, praise… that was when I was a young man, with a heart of fire and a passion for the art of the meal. And yet in the twilight years of my career… I... just… lost it. First I cooked for the art… then for the money… then just for the praise… 

~ On that dreadful day of my final banquet, the only thing running through my mind was… the approval of Michelin himself. The only one that really mattered in the end. I never really liked him but… he was my connection to everything. Without him… I’m nothing, and here I am, no customers, no restaurant, nothing. 

𝄁 Jeez, I, well, I kinda feel sorry for ya now… I know that you tried to take my life and I’m supposed to be more upset about that but, I got nothing. 

~ I can tell, the artist is young like I was, trying to find their place in the world. Doomed to the same fate as I have. 

𝄁 Hey! No need to act all miserable like that! I’m sure there’s still some heart in ya! I’m sure there’s something I can do to help ya get back on your feet!

~ Hmph… perhaps I should take the artist’s offer. There’s no use moping around by these broken docks anyway. 

~ Somewhere… across this great ocean lies an ancient city. Legends say that the souls of worlds gone by flow through its very canals, and at the heart of it all lies a flame of pure passion. I could make something, my greatest dish, if only I could get there…

𝄁 Oh! I’ve got a key to the shipyard that I stole from the governess a while ago! She still thinks she dropped it by the plaza, heh! We can nab a boat and get you there!

~ An offer too great to resist… from someone that should be hating my guts… but… either way… I’m all out of options. I’ve got nothing left to lose now do I? I shall accept their aid. 

𝄁 Wonderful! Let’s get going then!

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] 12 AM Reservation

This is the "Hydrocompression" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet" Think about it, why the biggest city of this dark world located in the middle of an absolutely empty desert? Or not that empty...

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* (This desert seems to be hundreds, if not thousands, years old)
* (Unknown structures of the past glory lie here without a purpose)
* (But here should be the one, that will gain purpose again)
* (You have no idea how to describe these feelings)
* (Are these signs of... nostalgia?)

* (Don't let your feelings take control of you again)
* (There's no time for that)
* (Night stellar sky above looks magical though...)

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by me!
Music by @dynamitewick
Voice lines by @itethecrapoc (not in this track again, but still)
(Big thanks to them! Go check them later!)
Art by me (again)

Night sky craters - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the “Sea Shanty Collections: Blackbeard” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! An Mus_Darwin in the Porkline that continues from a nonexistent track whose name I made up in 5 seconds? Preposterous! This isn't even a "All Those Who Wander Are Cost" replacement! That comes some other day! And it doesn't even follow the typical Mus_Darwin formula! Also it doesn't even use the Requiem in Eb Major version of Fields of Hopes and Dreams! What abomination have I cooked up?
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𝄁 Triple Cripes Creisle… what have you gotten yourself in today? 

𝄁 Acting all sob and sad for a guy that wanted to serve you on a platter just moments ago!

𝄁 Still… I can’t say I don’t feel sorry for that guy… 

𝄁 Ugh! What should I do? I can’t tell Zera and Maddie that I’ve been doing this instead of preparing for the eggstravanganza! And I’m already on thin ice with the Governess! If she finds out… Yeesh! I don’t even want to think about it!

𝄁 But then again… I did make that deal to him… and he looks so desperate… 

𝄁 If I was in his shoes I’d ask for just the same… 

𝄁 Fine. I’ll drop him off at his island or whatever and get back as soon as possible. I’ve got like… an hour until we’re supposed to meet up? Yeah, an hour.  I hope it’ll be enough.

𝄁 *Sigh…* Creisle Creisle Creisle why do you have to be so kind?
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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Opus 99 ~ Coltrane

This is the "Can't access file "Gardens.LWO"" replacement for my au "The Same {WE'RE CAPSIZING} Same SAAME sameeee oThEr Puppet." i cant relax I can't relax I CAN'T RELAX
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dialogue too short lmao

𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (...)
𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (So.)
𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (I think you owe me an apology.)

◉ [Your location ≡] ×
(A) [I /guEss/ you're right. ≡] ×
(B) [It's just- ≡] ×
(C) [I was //fAMOUs// once. ≡] ×
(D) [They called me the //bEST CARTOGRAPHER IN ALL THE LANDs.// ≡] ×
(E) [But the /trUth?/ ≡] ×
(F) [I was nothing more than a //fRAUd.// ≡] ×
(G) [Joelle was the //bRAINs// of the operation. She did //aLL THE REAL WORk.// All I did was sell her maps to the public. ≡] ×
(H) [... ≡] ×
(I) [But I got the fame. ≡] ×
(J) [I did /alL I COUld/ to spread that she made the maps. But it was //tOO LATe.// ≡] ×
(K) [She //blAMed// me. For everything. Said she'd //hAD ENOUGh// ≡] ×
(L) [And she //lEFt.// Forever. ≡] ×
(M) [I was in a /roUGH POSITIon./ People were wondering why I wasn't selling any /neW MAps./ ≡] ×
(N) [So I //bANISHED MYSELf// to that island. //dESTROYEd// my boat so I couldn't return. ≡] ×
(O) [By the next day I /reGRETTed/ it. I knew I should've just been //hONESt.// ≡] ×
(P) [But I wasn't. ≡] ×
(Q) [I remained a dirty //lIAr,// too afraid to let people know who I //tRULY WAs.// ≡] ×
(R) [... ≡] ×
(S) [She had good reason to //hATe// me. So do you. So does //eVERYONe.// ≡] ×
(T) [Add stop ≡]

𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (Kid, I don't…)
𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (I don't hate you.)

◉ [Your location ≡] ×
(A) [You /shOUld./ ≡] ×
(B) [Add stop ≡]

𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (No, I shouldn't. You've been through a lot.)
𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (I'm sorry.)
𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (...Tell you what.)
𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (You remember where you put those maps?)

◉ [Your location ≡] ×
(A) [//yEAh...// ≡] ×
(B) [Add stop ≡]

𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (I'll help you study 'em. How they were made.)
𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (I'd bet you could make just as good of a cartographer as, ah, "Joelle.")
𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (If not better.)

◉ [Your location ≡] ×
(A) [You... ≡] ×
(B) [You really /meAN it?/ ≡] ×
(C) [Add stop ≡]

𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (Yeah.)
𝒀𝒐𝒖 » (Besides, I could use something to do. It's been a boring day.)

◉ [Your location ≡] ×
(A) [//oKAy!// ≡] ×
(B) [Add stop ≡]
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borders by: @sillierfish
song by: @sillierfish 
writing by: @grassdemon
Art by: @sillierfish
Real life by: Mother Earth
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @term1n4l, @shree_mp3, and @mazbackattack
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @shree_mp3
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @plamet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @jodielolol
The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @nopedingus

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

"Gameing" is spelled wrong, idiot 🤫😹

/ Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Kn \

3°17'53.4"S, 60°39'54.8"W - {Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet}

This is the "ATP Production Too Low" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, why is the Splatoon 3 internet connection so bad...

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4.1.1. Time's over 
• No, no, NO FUCK FUCK

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- What's wrong NOW man?

4.2.1. Known occurrences
• The thing I feared the most... Our "freedom"... it turned out to be just a bigger prison

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- What are you TALKING about dude? We left the facility ALREADY! Go wherever, do whatever

4.2.2.
• No, you don't get it... It's not about the facility... 
• Maybe we are free physically, but we never escaped boundaries

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Ok NOW what do you even mean by this?

4.2.3.
• Our bare existence, our fates, our minds... It was all settled long ago
• We are in an infinite loop
• In someone's crazy game

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- STOP whining! There's always a way, you just need to try

4.3.1. Basic information 
• There is NOT A WAY
• As I said, it's all settled, not for just now, but for the future too!

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Ok you are just speaking nonsense now

4.4.1. Supporting information 
• You don't believe me?! 
• Alright! Look yourself!

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by me!
Music by @dynamitewick
Voice lines by @itethecrapoc
(Big thanks to them! Go check them later!)
Art by me (again)


A Communication Error Has Occurred - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

This is (finally) the "THERE'$ THERE() THERE£ A<ALL<<wAYS Æ I AAAA - BI{{ER F!$H sonottofallyou— - " replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet". I am allergic to water.
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|Lemme absorb you, idiot. I need that energy more than you do, anyway.| 


>Small Update/Patch Notes Nov 24 2081<


No!!!


I don’t know WHO you think you are…


But I’m not gonna let you prey on me!


|You wanna fight?|


|Fine. Let’s fight|


>Small Update/Patch Notes Nov 24 2081<


You’re gonna regret this, alien!


Activate HIDDEN SQUID TECHNIQUE…


POLONIUM HALO!


|...You’re a squid?|


>Small Update/Patch Notes Nov 24 2081<


Take THAT!


*Warning: Hazardous levels of ionizing radiation detected in the vicinity.*


|A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲A꙲H꙲H꙲H꙲H꙲H꙲H꙲H꙲H꙲  |



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The poll results don’t lie! You asked for this! You wanted this! There is NOOOO going back!



Deltarune by Toby Flounder


Swallow The Sea by Talia bob Mair and Nicolás Delgado

The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire

The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel

The Same Other Puppet by @z_65 @chomps-lmao @user-350353538

The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz

The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore

The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )

The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus

The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @mantiscephalopod


The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by a guy with a computer from 2006


did you know? oceans dave was first person to invent swimminG!



LEAs𐌕;Th𐌀𐌕:s-ᏔhAt<tHEy”ᚱE<cALLiN:𐌌3e;;(𐋅e𐌀deD<𐌕Ꝋ{H3a𐌃𐌄𐌃[tꝊ000- (Deltarune: Owen's The 4same Other Puppet)

This is the “Corpus Avenue” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! If you don't see the direction where this is going then you are blind (and deaf)
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* You're finally at that one city the weird chef-man was talking all about
* The crimson water beneath you is boiling. The steam permeates your flimsy boat. It burns your nostrils. You can barely breathe.
* And yet... that isn't even the worst part.
* For when you gaze into the water...
* what gazes back...
* isn't a reflection of your own.
* Keep moving Creisle. There's no turning back now...
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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to Marsh (what's your soundcloud btw) for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 for being so patient with me
rip  @bucks1228
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* (B hkbtt ekpxfq dbsdgft zpvq fzf. Js't tsbqjmh bs zpv.)

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Sous-Vide Canal

This is the (wait what?) "LEAs𐌕;Th𐌀𐌕:s-ᏔhAt<tHEy”ᚱE<cALLiN:𐌌3e;;(𐋅e𐌀deD<𐌕Ꝋ{H3a𐌃𐌄𐌃[tꝊ000-" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet". It would be so fun if someone got to like preplanning^4 before H.L. could get its Big-Shot.

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Hayley: Hey i think you may have mistook me for someone else, was just searching for something to chew on yknow

Hayley: So why don't we just part ways without my head getting smashed to gore first, that would be nice wouldn't it

BREAKING NEWS: Who do you think you're foolin?

BREAKING NEWS: A fish? Walking on its two legs?? In the middle of an office???

BREAKING NEWS: You truly must be the most un-perfect out of all these vermins!

Hayley: . . . Say that again?

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Deltarune by Toly Flounlel

Perfect Vermin by Talia bob Mair

The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire

The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel

The Same Other Puppet by @z_65 @chomps-lmao @user-350353538

The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz

The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore

The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )

The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus

The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @mantiscephalopod

The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @Moray-eels

The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by a thing with not enough free time to do this kinda stuff

Preplanning^2?! What y'think about that?

This is the “Dissonant Harmonies” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! Now that Maxon has once again been deleted Maxain shall take his spot once again! The fire takes hold of the broken soul. To consume. To destroy. To burn.
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~ Second Course:
Wild Game Stew

~ Finally... after all these years... my search is complete... In due time I shall reclaim the passion and talent I lost so long ago. For the Eternal Flame is finally mine!

𝄁 Mr. Chef man? You good? I’d love to hear all about this “Eternal Flame” thing but I’ve gotta get back to the city!

~ The artist doesn’t know... they don’t know what glory they’re about to witness! I can hear the flames whispering in my ears... Such innovation! Such creativity! Recipes of dishes from beyond the confines of this world!

𝄁 A-a-alright now be careful about that flame ya got there. You’re getting dangerously close!

~ The rabbit does not know what they speak of! They do not know of their wondrous fate that is at hand! For they shall attain glory as the centerpiece of my most magnificent creation yet!

𝄁 R-RABBIT!? Y-y-yeah... no thanks... I... really, uh,  gotta go so... uh... bye?

𝄁 (This guy’s crazy why did I ever trust him why did I ever trust him why did I do this in the first place)

~ FOOLISH RABBIT! They can’t see my blessing! Were they not the one that helped me across that ancient sea? Who helped me reclaim all that I’ve lost? I owe the rabbit a favor... and what greater pleasure can I bestow upon someone than for them to be a star like me! 

𝄁 (You have to run Creisle run run run as fast as you can oh god what is he doing he’s walking into the fire oh god WHY IS HE WALKING INTO THE FIRE no time to think Creisle just get to the boat just get to the boat GET TO THE BOAT)

*Creisle scrambles out of the abandoned restaurant they found the flame in. The boat is in sight*

𝄁 (I’m almost there I’m almost there just a bit more COME ON RUN wait is it getting hotter oh no it’s getting hotter the heat is unbearable YOU’RE ALMOST THERE TWENTY MORE STEPS)

*A massive fire rises from the restaurant. Its glow casts a shadow upon Creisle*

𝄁 (TEN MORE STEPS YOU CAN MAKE IT)

*Maxain’s burning hat floats down in front of Creisle, they brush it aside and keep running*

𝄁 (FIVE MORE STEPS)

*A maniacal laugh bellows from the sky*

𝄁 (THREE MORE STEPS)

*The shadow of a blade comes into view*

𝄁 (TWO)

*It’s falling. Falling faster than anything that large should fall*

𝄁 (ONE)

*A massive knife falls right in front of Creisle’s nose, stopping them dead in their tracks*

~ AND SO THE RABBIT TRIES TO FLEE FROM ITS FATE! BUT ALAS, THEIR STRUGGLES ARE FUTILE... NOW THEY HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO JOIN ME.

𝄁 (double triple quadruple fucking cripes what the FUCK do I do now)

*Creisle turns to witness the THING Maxain has become, there’s nothing they can do now*

𝄁 Nothing... but to fight it...
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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to Marsh (what's your soundcloud btw) for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 for being so patient with me
rip @bucks1228
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* (Sgf ekpxfq hbyft vopm sgfjq njtepqsvmf jm okfbtvqf...)

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] OVERBURNT SORROWS

ask itsversus on discord for permission to use/reupload
pfp by AsliaTvT

versuscore-inspired in one way or another yes I stole this idea from bowser man

Versus again