Dr. Robeatnik's Mean Bean Machine

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This is a battle I made for a contest my friend @user-246183970 hosted. This was from the final round, where we had to make an audio only battle entirely from scratch, with the matchup being something Jenni would think she'd like. 

I went with a Caddicarus battle because she (like me) is a fan of his videos, and chose Chills to be his opponent because uhhh they're Youtubers who's usernames start with C and also their videos are completely different genres ig????

After months of needing deadline extensions, it's finally finished. Not the biggest effort I've ever put into a battle but I think it's kinda decent still. Enjoy!

Caddicarus (0:16):
Greetings and salutations!
Welcome back to the show where I Slaughter worthless garbage with zero Salvation
Today we’re looking at a channel that makes George Wood seem grand
Presenting Cheesy horror vids as if they weren’t pre-planned
The creatures you feature would run if they saw Spons
And as for your music career? I have just one word: STOP
You probably think your shite narrations are the best in the game
But I know a friend of mine who would leave you upstaged…

Daddy Caddy:
Once there was a boy with nasally arse voice
Who thought “I’ll copy Watchmojo in an attempt to make some noise”
But all his lists were shit, and he got mocked across the net
‘Til the fact he was a joke became something he had to accept

Chills:
The last thing you’d want in your YouTube vid
Is a limey Sasquatch yelling at games made for kids
No April Fools skit, this will be your assassination
Deny your attempts at winning like your Normal Boots application
Like you do to your viewers’ ears, I’m dishing out verbal murder
And firing shots — would you like a bullet with your verse, sir?
Without your fast paced edits and random usage of memes
Then there would be nothing Salvageable about you, it seems
On top of that, you’ve gone downhill since your show’s formula got scrapped
No longer fly like a Phoenix with all that hour long trash
Every Thursday and Saturday, my fans are glued to their seats
While your fans are waiting decades between your every release

Caddicarus:
Roast this meat slab on the beat as if I was the Bacon Wizard
And my content requires effort, ya bastard! That’s where we differ
Seriously! You’ve got the most soulless commentary I’ve ever seen (sin)
So I’ll put this wet lettuce where he belongs: in the bin

Chills:
Give you a red circle, maybe you’ll get the clicks that I gain
Really had your name changed ‘cuz you hated some talking train?
(ay, ay) Don’t gamer rage about coming second, guy
‘Cuz you’ll be ranked Number One on my Top 10 Career Suicides

Beat by Epistra
Writing, Voicework and Mixing all by Me
Cover Art by MasonG

Caddicarus vs Chills. The Next Best Battle.

Music: The Nutshack (Main Theme) (TV Mix)
Composers: NUMP, Steven King's MISERY
Aired on: Myx TV

It's the channel description.

The Nutshack Theme (TV Mix)

Composer(s): Various Artists
Arranger(s): Various Artists

Developer(s): Sora Ltd, HAL Laboratory, Game Arts, Monolith Soft, Paon, Intelligent Systems
Publisher(s): Nintendo

Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Trophy Gallery

Crash Bandicoot 2 - The Eel Deal (Remake)

Antonball Deluxe - Valkyrie One

VS. Antonball - Sewer Slam

Super Smash Bros - Battlefield Remake

This is what I believe to be the very first restoration of any Battletoads Arcade tracks - unlike the Battletoads Double Dragon restorations or Sam Miller's Donkey Kong Country restorations, this track uses recreated sequences, as the sequences in the game are not rippable. 

Original composition by David Wise.

Battletoads Arcade - Protect the Vulture! (Restoration)

You have permission to use my silly jokes, but I'd like to know/be credited. It makes me happy. :D

The Nutshack Theme (TV Mix)

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