Kiss From a Rose but it's a cringe parody about contracts. Intended to help bar preppers learn how they can tell if a contract has been performed :)
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LYRICS:

Back when I was a 1L at university
My professor taught us all about the UCC
He wasn’t that good, at teaching contracts to me

But did you know? When you enforce 
A contract there’s four rules
To see if it has been performed

Pretend there’s Pizza With Crawling Escargot on your plate
Oo, see if Parol Evidence can be let in
If it’s a prior communication
That evidence can’t be let in (if it contradicts the contract)

First, ask if the writing totally or partially integrates
This rule won’t apply, if the writing totally integrates
If it’s partial you can admit the evidence consistent with the contract’s terms
Note this Rule has some exceptions

But did you know? When you enforce 
A contract there’s four rules
To see if it has been performed

Pretend there’s Pizza With Crawling Escargot on your plate
Oo, Warranties can all be disclaimed
But if you’re a merchant dealing in goods
Make sure it’s conspicuous and clear

Express – affirms goods are what the seller described 
Merchantability – goods are ordinary that’s implied
Fitness for a Particular Purpose is also implied
Seller has expertise and the buyer relies

Conditions obligate performance, and if they’re implied
I’m sorry... there’s too many rules :(
Just see if you’re under the UCC or the common law
How they see breach are, very different

And did you know? When you enforce 
A contract there’s four rules
To see if it has been performed

Pretend there’s Pizza With Crawling Escargot on your plate
The E stands for Excuses, 
Like if its impossible, 
Or impracticable to perform (or if there’s an accord)

When A Contract Arose

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Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars [Cover w/ Andrew Nguyen]

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I play piano and sing and make v bad puns on the daily

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