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Chicken On A Pike

Deliver my morning news,
My morning news for when I take my poo,
My morning poo reading the morning news,
And I drink my cup of joe, it's steaming too!
Steaming poo, in the loo!

Morning, pooing in the morning,
It's scorning time!
The video game 'Scorn' is what the bog looks like!
H.R Giger ahh bog!
Disgusting alien creature brown log!
If you saw that log in the fog you'd think it was a dog!
A big fucking disgusting brown slimy fucking DOOOOOOOOG!

GO FOR A JOG WHEN I LOG IN THE BOG!
MY DOG GOES FOR LOGS, but on grass.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... that sounds reyt nice...........
I just showed Bobby my cunt!I just showed Bobby my cunt!Showed it from the front!Ate it for me lunch!Plurnt from the jump, twerking that cunt!I smoke that pube pack, but I probly shunt!Cook my shit for dinner and I eat it with a blunt!
A cunting shit and pube blunt!
Smoke that shit and cunt!
Smoke that shit and cunt!
Smoke that shit and cunt!

Cunty Anthem

Bitch just hit me with the Chingwhip,
Daft cyunt snork me so good that me ding flip!
Just watched Shwaeb take a big shit!
Cold out, had to put some Vaseline on me top lip!
They call me Fraygo, I go where they go!
By they I mean teh shnorties!
You know they call me Fraygo!
And you know I get so plurnt!
Daft cunt left bread in toaster too long, that bastard got burnt!
Burnt!
Burnt!
Burnt!
Chingwhip with the shirt!
Turnt and plurnt and shnuurrrrrnnnttttt!
Shnnnruuuuurrrttt!
AHEUEHHEHEHEHE!!!
EHUUUUEUEUEUEUE!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUGH!!

Hello!
It's Shwaeb Fresh Ahh Hehh!
I like hanging out with Fraygo, he is my friend!
Was let down when he said he wouldn't snork me bend!
Close-up real quick of me Chingleship,
Chingwhip ringshit!
I like my friends and I like having fun!
I like putting English Mustard up me bum!
Take photo of my toe toe!
FUCKING DIE ANBRAD!
DIE ANBRAD! FUCKING DIE!
FUCKING DIE ANBRAD!
CUNT!
CUNT!
CUNT!

Sorry lad!
I had too much Fanta and got sugar rush, I didn't mean all that...

Chingwhip

Zis one is for my CB's!
Zis one is for my CB's!
Let that bitch fucking snorkle on teh shnonbus!
Shortie built different, shortie shaped like rhombus!

Bitch kinkeh in da bedroom, I whip out the chingwhip!
Bitch use the scissors n give my shnorkle a snip! (Yowch!)

This the hardest shit since when we found Narkos!
This the most trawsome shitly from since when we all ate narchose!
BITCH! Got a coochie and I certifyingly wanting to see it!
BITCH! Got some shoes, and I most definitely wanting to pee in it!
All the dickheads at the local pool see me peeing in da corner!
Sorry cunts, I needed to pee pee, please don't keel mee!

I promised the old Gods and the new that I'd never tell the homies when I saw Anbrad twerking flinging poo!
I'm willing to spend eternity in damnation to spread the truth about that moment!
If da cunts at the rave aren't punching and kicking to this one, then we gotta start shooting up the place!
Fill up a mag for the AA12 fully automatic magazine fed shotgun and aim it at my own face!

Shnonbus!

Piss and Schitt

Gyal put de byatty and di pum pum pon mi cocky!
Gyal me marriage b look a bit rocky!
Byobby snork me shinta n a mek sure it sloppy!
Ere what mi say n mek sure ya fi shnoppy!

Shitstain asshole bitch let me snuff dem shug...
Does me pyussy look like a living room viscose rug?
Can you syee me aers hoyle when I pop my clug?!
Well? Can you, CUNT?!
WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME!!!!!!
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
TELL ME CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
AAEEEERRRRRRRROOOOROROURU TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rigga rigga. NOW NOW NOW!
riggatony melontonchy inka rink stinka tonkastrain

De bloodclart babylon want tek mi house!
Perform a rasclart spell n turn Anbrad into mouse!
Byad byatty gyal want mi to die,
For me dinner I might have a delicious pie!

CUNT?!
WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME!!!!!!
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
TELL ME CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
AAEEEERRRRRRRROOOOROROURU TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rigga rigga. NOW NOW NOW!
riggatony melontonchy inka rink stinka tonkastrain

Delicious Pie

私はそれらのクソ野郎たちに一度は夢中になる、彼らは生意気な奴らの準備ができていない、その卑劣な奴らを殴って

Byad Byitch show me hah fyat pyussy but mek mi tek ah poo 😭 Byad Byitch tell mi what mi haf to do?? 😢 Dyarty styank aershoyle bitch have yuh just took a schitt??? 🤔 RORKINGTON SPLIT! RORKINGTON SPLIT! RORKINGTON SPLIT!

Mi see di Byad Byunkus, mi heart start fi race,
Byad Byunkus, sit pon me face! AAA!
Aershoyle move in shnirkles, mi cyaa keep up pace,
Mi eyes on yuh fyat pyussy, do you like grapes? (Mi just wonder!)

You walk through di crowd, I shit out me brown,
Storker borker, mi gyal you fi wear di crown,
Yuh smile bright like a diamond, like big forehead cunt say,
Mi pump action white chunk shooter, mi shoot at ya face!

Byad Byunkus, yuh mek di japs eye fi burn,
Orken melontonchy, mi learn fi turn,
Yuh have di aers, di pyum pyum, di dickhead?
Hang about! You're a lad! And a cunt! And a furry! AAAAAAAAH!

Byad Byunkus, yuh rise, yuh queen fi real,
Ringstonka, you know di way yuh make me feel,
Bobby balls inna mi hand, I twist until explode,
Yuh mek mi wild, gyal, I once fucked a toad!

Mi tink yuh too sweet, yuh give me a stinkstain,
But mi nah care, mi love di knob pain,
Storker borker, mi know yuh nah plain,
Yuh got di fire bunkus hole mek mi insane!

Byad Byunkus, yuh rise, yuh queen fi real,
Ringstonka, you know di way yuh make me feel,
Bobby balls inna mi hand, I twist until explode,
Yuh mek mi wild, gyal, I once fucked a toad!

Byad Byitch show me hah fyat pyussy but mek mi tek ah poo 😭 Byad Byitch tell mi what mi haf to do?? 😢 Dyarty styank aershoyle bitch have yuh just took a schitt??? 🤔 RORKINGTON SPLIT! RORKINGTON SPLIT! RORKINGTON SPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Rorkington Split

Hit that snorko pack, got me feelin likeos mine sack!

AP Choonage!