Since 2009 Amateur Assassins have been clearing rooms of backstreet pubs with style, grace and poise. It was after these last few turbulent years we had the epiphany of writing music people wanted to listen to, but it didn’t work out. We didn’t have a likeable bone between us and we descended into a depression of number two singles and mediocre television appearances. We had to elevate our sound out of the world of pop sluttery using these dark days as our inspiration and a constant reminder we are spiders and we belong underground with the spider folk.