*THIS WEEK:* Guess what’s triggering Amateur Nation this week? “The”! 
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*ALSO THIS WEEK:*

*We all know that math is racist. But now, it’s also sexist and homophobic! Yay! No more tipping! 
*I’m right again about TikTok.
*“Pfizer: bend over.”

*On “A la Carte”:* Bernie Sanders doubles down on hypocrisy, a college kid says some words about stuff, pseudo-comedian, Chelsea Handler out dumbs HIM, and Finland declares, “Bring Your Mentally Ill Friend To Work Day”.

*On “3 Pro Things”:* The ultimate Cleveland INDIANS fan, my favorite figure in all of Pro sports is honored, and a former President kills.

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*WATCH* the parody song: “He’s So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT8nBvvPl8&amp;list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&amp;index=5
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THIS WEEK:

*Starbucks & mistreating the Police: they go together like burnt coffee and charging too much for it
*Fans asked, I answered: “Why do you care so much about Amateur Nation?”
*What “#vibes” ain’t

PLUS:

*TV, movies, cash, and tech, all in “60 Seconds”
*On “3 Pro Things”, my favorite holiday movie, a new movie pick and I end on the most positive Pro Thing I could find to send you into 2020

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We (Don’t) Wish You a(mateur-y) Christmas!

THIS WEEK:

*Dialogue from “The Punisher” that speaks directly to Amateur Nation 
*Give the gift of fitness to an amateur and watch the fireworks!
*“Virtue Signaling”. Or as I’ve called it since Episode 1: “Bumper Sticker Spirituality”

PLUS:

*On “60 Seconds” I explain the difference between “aww” and “awe”
*On “3 Pro Things” an encounter with a Pro at the airport during my holiday travels, the HERO gunman in Texas, and the Funny Car Driver of the Decade in the NHRA

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Happy PRO Year!

THIS WEEK:

*12 PRO New Year’s Resolutions
*Hands off The Pope!
*No one is exempt and fair is fair: calling out amateur behavior by a policeman

PLUS:

*“60 Seconds” 
*On “3 Pro Things”, the NHRA honors one of its best of the decade, Ricky ****in’ Gervais, and a movie pick

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All The Easily Offended in the House Say, "Waaaahhhhh"!

THIS WEEK:

Technology invading your freedom of choice, privacy, and your wallet—in your new car.
Amateur Nation stinks—literally, and the Worst. Scent. Ever.
“You Might Be an amateur If”…a checklist for the gym

PLUS:

“60 Seconds”
On “3 Pro Things”, good food news you can use, the best car show ever, and “20 Random Questions” with my guest, comedian, Adam Gropman!

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Pro Soup for the Soul! GUEST: Comedian, Adam Gropman!

THIS WEEK:

*What to do if you see an electric toothbrush mistakenly marked “$.01”? If you’re an amateur, you call 911 and sue the store!
*Airplanes: yet again, one of the top habitats for amateurs—unless you stink.
*The psychology behind seeking attention—the amateur’s heroin.

PLUS:

*“60 Seconds”
*On “3 Pro Things”, Airlines finally get some common sense, more evidence that autonomous cars have no business being on public roads yet, and a movie you must see—your life may depend upon it.

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"The Five Amateurs You Meet in Hell"

THIS WEEK:

*TWO nominees for next year’s Ammy Awards!
*“To recline or not recline on an airline? That is the question”. I’ll tell you the correct answer and 10 valid reasons why.
*More proof that amateur behavior breeds amateur behavior—on a world wide level.
*Hoaxes: the amateur behavior that’s sweeping the world!

PLUS:

*“60 Seconds”
*On “3 Pro Things”, a great NHRA driver retires, if you’re a teenager or parent of a teen, an exciting career kickstart program and “20 Random Questions” with “Jurassic Jen”!

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“‘Amateurs Like it Not’ GUEST: Actress, ‘Jurassic Jen’ Durst!”

THIS WEEK:

The return of “the folding cell phone” and how it still sucks
Overuse technology and be prepared for very real “digital dementia”
My own grocery store made it into the news with an amateur I wish I was still punching!

PLUS:

“60 Seconds”
On “3 Pro Things”, a truly miraculous sports story, a yearly Hindu tradition that the rest of the world desperately needs, and "20 Random Questions" with my guest, comedian, Flip Schultz!

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“‘The Amateurian Candidate’ GUEST: Comedian, Flip Schultz!”

THIS WEEK:

*If someone you know is on a journey, be sure not to judge them. Because I’m sure you give a crap.
*Remember when Lucy from “Peanuts” gave “psychiatric advice: 5 cents”? That is more beneficial and responsible than what a YouTube “star” is giving.
*Just when you think I was plum out, more news about horses and squirrels on planes!

PLUS:

*It's all movies on “60 Seconds”
*On “3 Pro Things”: Something you should do before you go to bed, one of the most underrated sportscasters in the business, and “20 Random Questions” with my guest, comedian, Patrick Keane!

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“‘Tuesdays with Morons’ GUEST: Comedian, Patrick Keane!”

THIS WEEK:

*Two encounters I had with Coronateurs that will have you shaking your head
*Coronateurs who hoard get what’s coming to them
*Coronateurs that are too stupid to live

PLUS:

*“60 Seconds” is once again expanded to 120 seconds so I can dispense more much needed humor about the pandemic
*On “3 Pro Things”: Don’t tell me you’re not touching yourself more during all this—and that’s a good thing!, uplifting Life Lessons on “The Science of Winning”, and more evidence—this time from the carmakers themselves—that autonomous cars aren’t ready yet.

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“Amateurs in the Time of Corona”

THIS WEEK:

*Another Coron-ateur is nominated for “Amateur Stunt of the Year”!
*Celebrities desperate for attention during the pandemic, and thus a nominee for “Bumper Sticker Spirituality of the Year” for next year’s Ammys!
*Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d say: “Influencers who lick toilets!” Influenced yet?

PLUS:

*On “120 Seconds”, I talk phone etiquette and more Corona crap
*On “3 Pro Things”, a beer recommendation, a metal pick, and a metal clothing and accessory line!

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“Corona-teurs & ‘Regular’ Topics So You Don’t Go Nuts”

If you want biting, insightful (and funny) news & social commentary, AND you're allergic to a lack of common sense, WELCOME! Based on his standup comedy and his book, "AMATEUR NATION: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners and Social Skills SECOND EDITION" (on Amazon), now comes the PODCAST! Smart, uncompromising, thought-provoking, and engaging, this laugh out loud show is about those all around us who are "doing life wrong", and are disturbing the "flow of the Pros"!

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AMATEUR NATION

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