Bare Celebrities, new version for 2014, performed live at The Geekatorium (October 2014).
*LYRICS BELOW*

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(Original "Bare Celebrities" parody by Suman Biswas & Adam Kay in Amateur Transplants in the late '90s)

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BARE CELEBRITIES 2014

We've all got computers on our laps
A tablet, notebook, or perhaps
An iPhone or an iPad or a Mac
Sophisticated gadgetry is nowadays no luxury...
And also lots of fun for me to hack.
 
When you take a photo, it goes in The Cloud
I know it's a no-no, it's not allowed
For me to help myself to your pictures in the nude or in your knickers
But if you're a star and you're undressed, it's in the public interest.
How can you disagree?
That bare celebrities are what we like to see... We love to see.

We want those bare celebrities, completely bare celebrities.
We love to see the Famous wearing nought
I mean those bare celebrities, their private personal selfies
For just their partners’eyes, or so they thought.

This Gross intrusion is gonna make you frown
Until you've seen Kate Upton upside down.
Selfies of Rihanna & Kirsten Dunst show they have lovely tidy… bedrooms
And you're gonna blush if you see any photos of <knock><knock><knock>  Penny.

So wotcha gonna do?
Those bare celebrities are on the Net to view; it's up to you.
 
We love those bare celebrities, we care about our privacy.
But when it’s a celeb then we don’t mind.
Most  in demand but never seen, the boobs of Katniss Everdeen
Now everywhere online for you to find.

Click scroll, click scroll, tap tap tap tap
Fap fap fap fap fap fapfapfap
The FBI have apprehended
Me, and now I’ve been commended
For hacking these photos one-handedly.
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Bare Celebrities 2014 (live)

Anaesthetist, lyricist, vocalist & pianist, Suman's hilarious parodies of well-known songs, such as the sweary cult-classic "London Underground Song", are all over the internet.
 
Suman co-founded Amateur Transplants while at Medical School in the 1990's. Their infamous dark humour and popular parodies led to many appearances at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, millions of hits on YouTube, four successful albums and a UK tour. 
 
Since 2011, Suman is now performing solo. 
(And somehow, still a doctor.)
 
New album out now on http://sumanbiswas.bandcamp.com/

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