"Namaste"

"I Know It When I See It" (Impalian)

"Qualitative Easing"

Came up with the groove/melody lyrics and structure a few years ago. Needed an extra intro-verse.  It's still a work-in-progress.

Wrote, sang, played, mixed, produced and mastered all of it by my lonesome. Multi-talented, autodidactic instrumentalist here. 

"Your. Own. True. Love" x4
"The greatest gift you could ever give yourself:
   Is to learn how to forgive others and yourself.
   Because love. is.the.only.way."

'Forgiveness"

Once upon a time, there was a girl and a boy. 
He was a teacher, she was a lawyer. 
And where they lived they couldn't afford it. 
But when it came down to going down, he was down.
(and it's called 'non-fiction").
 
Every now and then there's a taste that we all must embrace.
But in any case, make no waste, cos when a beautiful woman sits on your face
when it comes down to going down I'm down!
(and there's just no doubt about it!)

But then again, there's even girls who don't like men.
But what's good for me, must be good for them.
To make them come and come and come again. 
Because when it comes down to going down, WE'RE DOWN!
(and it's called 'non-fiction').

And in the morning she tastes so good!
And in the morning she feels so good!
*mwah* *mwah* *mwah* 

Cos when it comes down to going down Im down!
(there's just no doubt about it).

We're gonna climb on her mound together.
Despite the weather, even any gender.
Cos I only want to get together - with you.

Cos when it comes down to going down Im down!
(there's just no doubt about it).

"Biophilia (the love of going down)"

You know I've walked a lot of miles, and seen a lot of smiles
but I've never seen a smile like yours. 
And there's one thing I gotta know: Where do you come from? 

Cos once upon a time we didn't know each other.
And now that we know each other, what do you suppose we do? 
But there's one thing that I just gotta know: where do you cum from? 

Your body I was missing. And your titties I was kissing too.
Your kitty I was missing, and your pussy I was kissing too. 

You know I've seen a sea of people, 
but I've never seen so many funny people like I do tonight.
So there's one thing I've got to ask y'all: Where do you come from? 

They say that "the blues" is nothing but a worried heart disease.
But I don't know what to say right now baby other than "PLEASE?" x2 

Your pussy I was kissing. And your body I was missing too.
Your body I was missing. And your titties I was kissing too.
Your kitty I was missing, and your pussy I was kissing too. Yeah
Cos your titties I missing, and your pussy I was missing too. Yeah.

"VERTICAL SMILES"

"Felonious Funk"

"C'opportunity"

"Horn If You're Honky"

I wrote this one a few years ago, but after I heard the Troglodyte song by Jimmy Castor Group, I had to re-make my version more "primal".

LYRICS: 

(with Pentecostal gibberish talking in tongues) 
"I gotta find a woman I gotta find a woman cos I gotta find a woman!" 

 Im on the skirt alert! Im on the Skirt Alert! 
 In the summer time, in the sunshine, even all the time I want to make you mine.
Im just trying to find the one. 
She's under my nose. It's just where love grows. From my head to my toes. 

Im on the skirt alert! Im on the Skirt Alert! 
At the bus stop!  At the wine shop! Oh babe you make me hot!
I hope never stop.
You've got to give love to get love x4
Because to give means receive! x4 
Skirt Alert! 
I gotta find a woman cos I gotta find a woman I gotta find a woman! 

Im on the Skirt Alert! Im on the Skirt Alert! 
In the rain! There is no shame. Take away my pain!
I know it sounds insane - but it's NOT! 
You've got to give love to get love x4
Because to give means receive x.4  oh yeah!

Im on the skirt alert! Im on the skirt!

"Skirt Alert"

In the First World, we got lots of problems.
We got the lifestyles! We got the condoms! 
What did you want it to be? 
What were you hoping to see? 

Batteries dying, poor cellphone service.
Divorce rates climbing, it all makes me nervous.
I know it's al fantasy to reach life expectancy. 
Scratching the surface, trapped under the meniscus. 
Flies in the money, still got no money. 

What did you want it to be? What were you hoping to see? 

It's a cursed world, unlike treason
with perverse girls who lack reason! 
I only want you for me! 
I know you'd do it for free. 
Scratching the surface, trapped under the meniscus. 
Flies in the honey, still got no money. 

You know I'd only do me. What were you hoping to see?
What were you hoping to see? I know you'd do it for free.

"First World Problems"

As cliche as it sounds, music is and has always been my life. It's better than sex.

Amazian

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