It's ooey, it's gooey and, of course, it's gross and this week, everyone is talking about it. That's right, kids. It's slime!

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll be talking to a swamp thing, Pepe O'Plastic. Then later in the show, we'll talk to the host of the PBS Kids series "Slime After Slime," a Kid.

Of course, we'll take a look at the headlines, your twitter trend check-in of the week, and once again, we're paid a visit from our good friend and Parade Magazine's Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertopp. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Dom Manzolillo (twitter.com/dommanzolillo) and Halle Kiefer (twitter.com/hallekiefer) They're the slimiest of all and we love 'em!

About Slime! with Dom Manzolillo & Halle Kiefer

They're grown up and they came out of the same parents, that's right, this week everybody loves Adult Siblings!

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll spend the hour talking to real life adult siblings, Arthur & Elaine Huxtable. We'll talk to them about just what it's like to be siblings as adults.

Of course, we'll also look at this week's headlines, check-in on twitter, and we're, once again, paid a visit from our good friend and puzzle master, Hank Schlitz, aka The Befuddler. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Arthur Meyer (twitter.com/arthurmeyer13) and Elaine Meyer (twitter.com/emeyer5), who are great at being both fictional characters and real people.

About Adult Siblings! with Arthur Meyer & Elaine Meyer

This week, from coast to coast, people will not stop talking about that savior they love the most, his name's Jesus.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll talk to Jesus Christ impersonator, Chad Haggle. Then later, we'll discuss the influence of Jesus in film with syndicated movie columnist, Tom Corn, The Movie Doctor.

As always, we'll look into the week's news and top twitter trends, and, of course, we'll be paid a visit from our good friend and Parade Magazine's Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertopp. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Daniel Mirk (twitter.com/danielmirk) and Dan Chamberlain (twitter.com/amfmpm). Both of these hilarious men will be huge stars one day, so go befriend them now, while they are still willing to befriend you.

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About Jesus Christ! with Daniel Mirk & Dan Chamberlain

Across the country, there is one word and one drink on everyone's lips, and that drink is Needing Coffee!

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll talk to workplace humorist and author of the book "Oh Brother, Me Need Coffee," Dilbert Swooptie. Then later, we'll chat with a person who would literally die without their coffee, Richard B. Clicky.

As always, we'll look into the week's headlines and top twitter trends, and, of course, we'll be paid another visit from our good friend and the tech columnist at Parade Magazine, Gadget Guru Dermitt Countertopp. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Dru Johnston (twitter.com/drujohnston) and Noah Forman (twitter.com/nforman). Be sure to watch The Chris Gethard Show (http://thechrisgethardshow.com), because what else are you doing?

About Needing Coffee! with Dru Johnston & Noah Forman

From east to west and everywhere in between, people everywhere are just saying things off the top of their head, that's right, they're Thinking Out Loud!

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll talk to an idea man from creative, Ned Erlich. Then later, we'll chat someone who actually says what they're thinking Cass Reinholdt.

As always, we'll look into the week's headlines and top twitter trends, and, of course, we'll be paid another visit from our good friend and puzzle guru, Hank Schlitz, aka The Befuddler. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Craig Rowin (twitter.com/craigrowin) and Bridey Elliott (twitter.com/brideylee). These two friends of the show are equally hilarious, and deserve your time and attention, so check them out on an internet near you.

About Thinking Out Loud! with Craig Rowin & Bridey Elliott

All across the nation, people of all stripes are logging on and checking out some short, viral vids.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll talk to someone who can't no go viral, Brian O'Patrick. Then later, we'll chat with the world record holder for most cat videos watched, Elizabeth Snickerbottom.

As always, we'll look into the nation's headlines and top twitter trends, and, of course, we'll be paid another visit from our good friend, Gadget Guru Dermitt Countertopp. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Steve Soroka (twitter.com/steve_soroka) and Katey Healy-Wurzburg (twitter.com/khealywu). We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.

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About Viral Videos! with Steve Soroka & Katey Healy-Wurzburg

From JFK to LAX, people are talking about the type of sounds they love the best, and that my friends, this week, is music.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll talk to a rabid music fan who owns more than 200 CDs, Doug Stank. Then later, we'll chat with someone who can make music with her mouth, Mackel Moore.

As always, we'll look into the nation's headlines and we'll even dig into this week's top trending topics on the very popular website twitter.com. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Zach Broussard (twitter.com/zachbroussard) and Siobhan Thompson (twitter.com/vornietom). They are both rock stars. Go follow them now!

About Music! with Zach Broussard & Siobhan Thompson

This week we're talking about, you guessed it, Home Alone. The 1990 family film has come back in a big way in 2012.

We've got the REAL Kevin McAllister on the show today talking about the story behind the story and what it's like to be living at the center of the American cultural whirlwind, Delores Pearl Cous-Cous disects the film's impact on parenting and kids, and a field report from a school where Home Alone dominates campus life.

All that plus your top search terms from the week, and of course all the up to date headlines from here in Home Alone-aville. Keep the change ya filthy animal!

This week's episode stars Phil Jackson (@PhilAugustaJ) and Langan Kingsley (@thisislangan).

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About Home Alone! with Phil Jackson & Langan Kingsley

UHaul! Packing Peanuts! Tape! It goes without saying, Moving is on the mind of America.

On this week's show we talk to professional, cross-country mover, Amanda "Peanut" Thompson, and then things get contentious when we talk to the Chairman of Men Against Moving, Stan Sitwell.

Of course, we'll also take a look at this week's trends and headlines and we're paid a visit from our old pal, The Befuddler. All that, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars, Natasha Rothwell (@delicate_faith) and Justin Akin (@idointernet).

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About Moving! with Natasha Rothwell & Justin Akin

Whether it's parties, water slides or playing hoops, this week America just wants to have fun. And sometimes the best way to do that is to just talk about it. Talk about Fun!

On today's episode, we talk to Dr. Roger L. Phun, a Professor of Fun at the University of Missouri, and Greg T'Shirtcannon, who was recently named America's #1 Fun Guy. 

Of course, we'll dive into today's headlines and our field reporter Taylor Moore interviews a couple young Americans about what it's like to have fun in the 21st century. All that, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Tom Reynolds (@tomreynolds) and Tim Daniels (@yourpaltim).You can listen to their podcast, The Complete Guide to Everything at tcgte.com

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About Fun! with Tom Reynolds & Tim Daniels

If you're like us, this week you're having a hard time sleeping, because America just will not shut up about Playing with Tape!

On today's episode, we talk to the CEO of Adhesives United, Tape Davidson. And if you think this guy is your typical CEO, guess again. Of course, we'll also take a look at the downside of this trend, when we talk to Myst Stiffman, who despite being a nice person, now looks like an androgynous gremlin due to the effects of years of playing with tape abuse.

We're once again paid a visit from our good ol' puzzling friend, The Befuddler. And as always, we'll take a look at the nation's headlines and check in on the wonderful world of twitter. All that, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Casey Donahue (thecaseydonahue.com) and Halle Kiefer (hallekiefer.tumblr.com).
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About Playing with Tape! with Casey Donahue & Halle Kiefer

For years, superstars like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake and so many more have been speaking fondly, and endlessly, about their childhood years spent on Disney's The Mickey Mouse Club. Well, now everyone else in America has decided to hop on the ol' memory train and talk about their time spent on the popular kids program. 

Our guests this week are Susan C. Anthony and Beady Tumblr, both former stars on The Disney Channel's The All-New Mickey Mouse Club. We'll talk to them about the audition process, some of their favorite recurring sketches and what Justin Timberlake was really like as a kid.

We'll also be paid a visit from our good friend and Parade Magazine's Gadget Guru, Dermot Countertop. He'll show us all the new tools and toys to help tell people that you were once on The Mickey Mouse Club. Of course, we'll also take a look at how all these Ears are affecting twitter trends and the nation's headlines. All that, plus music from a great band of former Mouseketeers, the Foo Fighters. This week, on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Nicole Byer (@nicolebyer) and Sasheer Zamata (@thesheertruth).
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About Having Been on The Mickey Mouse Club! with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata

Every once in a while, a hairstyle comes along that defines a generation. It changes people's habits and behaviors, their attitudes and priorities. This week on America Won't Shut Up, we talk about, you guessed it, Going Outside with Wet Hair!

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll first sit down with teenage, YouTube-sensation Walker Tyler, as he shares what it's like to be the biggest celebrity to emerge from this wet hair phenomenon, and perhaps the biggest reason for it's pervasiveness. Then we'll talk to celebrity wet hair stylist and star of the Logo 2 reality show, "Spanish Wet Heads," Paz Fuentes. She's got a lot to say, and we're ready to listen.

We'll also be paid a visit from our old riddling friend, The Befuddler. He's here with a handful of puzzles to keep you wondering. And, of course, we have breaking news about the 29 workers trapped inside a Minneapolis office building with dry hair.
All that, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week, on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Sam West (@SWestKing) and Alison Rich (@alisonisrich).
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About Going Outside with Wet Hair! with Sam West & Alison Rich

Throughout this entire election season, Americans have all been able to agree on one thing. We love Fighting! In fact, we can't shut up about it. But why?

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll first sit down with world-renowned arguing expert , Rick, as he teaches us some of the philosophy behind his motto, "Take It. Mistake It. Break It." Then, later in the show, we'll talk to martial arts expert, and master of restraint, Mr. Buck Chassis.

As always, we take a look at this week's twitter trends and report on the nation's top stories. And who knows, maybe there'll even be a dog fight. All that, plus music from the Foo FIGHTers. Assuming they show up, that is. This week, on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Josh Lay (@joshlay) and Cory Cavin (@corycavin). You can find them online, blogging for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, or check out their webseries, Model Wife at modelwifeshow.com.

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About Fighting! with Josh Lay & Cory Cavin

Trends come and go. Obviously, it's the very definition of a trend. This week's biggest trend for some reason is Not Helping. You want to know more? Go ask someone else. I'm certainly not gonna help.

Kidding! Just listen to this week's episode! (See what we did there?) 

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll first sit down with Rat DeLogan, though we're not sure how much good that will do, as he's recently been named the least helpful man in the country. Then, later in the show, we'll learn about the popular reverse-charity, the Not Gonna Help Ya Cross, as we talk to it's President and CEO, Philly Seedy.

Also on this week's show, Pat and Jason refuse to help each other host the show. We're blessed with another visit from Parade Magazine's technology columnist, and our resident Gadget Guru, Dermot Countertop. And as always, we take a look at this week's top stories and twitter trends. All that, plus music from the Foo Fighters.

Our guests this week are Dan Klein (@danklein_is_fat) and Kelly Hudson (@citizenhudson). You can learn more about both of them rather easily by typing their name into an internet search engine. America Won't Shut Up proudly endorses both google and bing. If you rather not do that, check out their webseries Rejected Pitches on the Above Average Youtube channel and be sure to check out fudsmenu.com to learn more about whatever that is.

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About Not Helping! with Dan Klein & Kelly Hudson

Ricky Martin said it best when he sang, "Nobody wants to be lonely." And someone else said it best when they were like, "Nobody wants to split the cable bill less than three ways." And this week, everyone finally put two and two together and now just keeps on talking about how great it is to share your home with someone else. And also someone else.

To really get to the bottom of this trend, we sit down with a trailblazer in his field, professional third roommate, Cutter McGraw. We talk to Cutter about what it really takes to be whoever someone else needs you to be. Then, later in the show, we talk to blogger, Denise Richardson. Denise runs the popular advice blog, Fourway.com, which gives tips and tricks on how to have a three-way with your two roommates.

Also on this week's show, we discuss Jonathan Franzen's new book, It Takes Three, with our culture critic and Professor of Studies at Loyola University, Teeny Walthers. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Michael Hartney (@MichaelHartney) and Halle Kiefer (@HalleKiefer). You can see Michael perform every month as a member of the UCB sketch team, The Prom. Halle can be found spreading awesomeness on the internet at hallekiefer.tumblr.com. Both of them also do numerous other things. Google it.

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About Having Two Roommates! with Michael Hartney & Halle Kiefer

Nobody likes soda from bottles anymore. It's gross. It's yucky. We hate it. And so do you. Cans are the best. Done. Simple. Case closed. This season, you don't want to be caught dead drinking anything but soda from a can.

But to figure out just where this trend came from and where exactly where it's headed, we sit down with a soda can designer from the world-famous, Cannotive, as we talk to Lorainne Cole. In addition to being a designer, Lorraine is a bit of a historian on soda cans and boy, do we have questions. Then, later in the show, we talk to talk to probably the biggest opponent of soda from cans, Gregory Binch. Gregory, as you probably know, is the founder of Soda Cant, an activist group fighting for other forms of soda containment.

Also on this week's show, we're paid another visit from Parade Magazine's gadget guru, and our good friend, Dermot Countertop. Dermot has a lot of great things to show us, we just hope there's enough time. Plus, Pat and Jason mention their family members. All that and so much more, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Moujan Zolfaghari (@zolfatron) and Arthur Meyer (@arthurmeyer13). You can watch videos from Moujan's group Horse+Horse at horseplushorse.tumblr.com. Alongside John Haskell, Arthur can be seen performing in the comedy group Two Fun Men. Search for them on the internet. You can search for anything on the internet. It's really great.

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About Soda from Cans! with Moujan Zolfaghari & Arthur Meyer

Tis the season to decorate that ol' pine and then throw it on the curb. That's right, the hottest trend in America this week is noneother than tossin' out that ol' tannenbaum.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we sit down with Donald, the friendly neighborhood garbagman. No one's busier than Donald these days, but with great success come some unfortunate side effects. Then, later in the show, we speak to one of the world's strongest advocates for deceased trees, when we talk to Cat Eyebrows. Be sure to tune in, because things do not necessarily go as planned, but hey, that's radio.

This weeks' episode also features a visit from our good friend, and Parade Magazine's technology columnist, Dermitt Countertop. He's here to show us a few cool new tricks and toys to help throw out your Christmas tree this year.Of course, once again we take a look at this week's news, and, as always, our twitter trend check-in of the week. All that and more than you can fit in a stocking, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Rob Michael Hugel (@robmichaelhugel) and Shannon Coffey (@coffeys). You can find them both on the internet making videos separately and together. They are great. Don't believe me? Bing dot com it. 

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About Throwing Away Christmas Trees! with Rob Michael Hugel & Shannon Coffey

Why don't you stay the evening? Kick back and watch the TV and I'll fix a little something to eat, because this week, America Won't Shut Up about that Paula Cole song that wasn't the theme to Dawson's Creek.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we did all the laundry, while you paid all the bills. Also, we sit down with Patra Kull, the leader of a the Goners, a well-known "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" fan group. In addition to being one of the song's biggest fans, we circle around the idea that maybe she knows more than she's letting on. Then, later in the show, we talk to John "Dusty" Dirt, who is, well, a cowboy. We ask him, "Hey man, where'd you go?"

This weeks' episode also features a field piece from our producer Taylor, who hits the streets to find out just what is making this song so popular in the new Willienium. All that and so much more, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Beth Appel (@bethappel) and Dan Black (@dblackattack). You can find both of them online, in stores and in your hearts.

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About the 1997 Paula Cole Song "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"! with Beth Appel & Dan Black

You may remember her from all of her many classic films, or you may only remember a large handful of them, but there's no doubt in anyone's mind, that this week, you're busting out the DVDs, scanning through your Netflix queues, and flipping through those basic cable lineups to watch and enjoy the films of the great film actress, Kristy Swanson.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we talk to Tom Corn, whose syndicated movie column, "Hot Buttered Tom Corn," is both wildly popular and extremely informative. Of course, as a film expert, he's here to let us know just what makes both Kristy and her films so great. After that, we'll chat with mother of two, Tricia Earwood. Now believe it or not, but Tricia isn't entirely sure who Kristy Swanson is ... I know, I know ... it's OK, she has a condition and she's here to tell us about it.

Also on this week's show, Pat and Jason talk "Vampire Slaying," we "Chase" down this week's hot twitter trends, plus a little "Higher Learning" as our producer Taylor Moore files another terrific field piece. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Dan Chamberlain (@amfmpm) and Bridey Elliott (@brideylee). Be sure to check them out on twitter if you're near a computer or a mobile phone device.

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About The Films of Kristy Swanson! with Dan Chamberlain & Bridey Elliott

Make no bones about it, America loves skeletons! More than Beyonce, Russian meteors, or even The 2013 Academy Awards, it seems skeletons are the one thing people just can't get enough of this week. From buying bones online to digging up your loved ones, everyone is getting on board, as this bone-chilling trend sweeps the nation!

Of course, not everyone is so hot on this hot, new trend, so we invited into the studio, Ram Pamphlet. Ram, is a skeleton denier who recently founded SAG (Skeletons are Garbage), an organization that believes that skeletons and bones do not exist, even within the human body. Later in the show, we talk to a skeleton.

Also on this week's show, Pat and Jason discuss their love of Bones the TV show, a loved one passes away, and we're paid another visit from our good friend and technology columnist at Parade Magazine, Gadget Guru Dermitt Countertop. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

Our guests this week are Aaron Burdette (@aaronburdette) and Kathy Salerno (@kpartyawesome). Be sure to check them out on twitter, because it will bring happiness to your life.

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About Skeletons! with Aaron Burdette & Kathy Salerno

It seems everybody in these red, white and blue 50 states is gettin' hammered and talking about it. So for this week's show we guzzled down a few pints, pounded down a couple shots and turned on the mics, because we're nothing if not journalists.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we talk to rising internet sensation, Melinda Kanteloupe. Melinda became a celebrity after a video of her being drunk hit the internet and now she's a big teen star. But she's really just sooo pretty, so we're just gonna keep asking her about that. Later in the show, we invite House Rep. Clarence Booth from Alabama into the studio. Booth, as you know is an anti-drinking advocate, who believes drunk people shouldn't be allowed to get married. Boo!!!!!

Also on this week's show, Jason quietly files for divorce, Pat holds hands with a future Senator and we're paid a visit from our BFF, the always great, Gadget Guru Dermitt Countertop. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters: this week, on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Abbi Jacobson (@abbijacobson) and Ilana Glazer (@ilazer). Be sure to check out their great web series Broad City, which is coming to Comedy Central in 2014. For now, you can catch Broad City Live each month at the UCB Theatre in NYC. Their next show is April 10th. Now we're going to go take a nap.

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About Being Drunk! with Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer

Use your noodle and get on board already, because this week, people all across the nation are having a heaping helping of the deliciously wet, sloppy treat, known as spaghetti!

To get to the bottom of this trend, we talk to a stock boy at Bed, Bags and Beyond and self-proclaimed "spaghexpert," Phillip Sghetii. He's here to teach us the ins and outs of this long, thing noodle. Of course, we'll also take a look into our spaghetti futures as we chat with world-famous Spaghetti Psychic, Jella Star. 

Also on this week's show, Jason partakes in the delicious pasta treat, we learn that Pat's two girls are amazing spaghetti chefs, and we're paid a visit from the tech columnist at Parade Magazine, Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertop. All that, plus music from the Foo Fighters: this week, on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Benjamin Apple (@benjaminapple) and Veronica Osorio (@vaov). Benjamin is a writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and Veronica's new web series, Kate's Craft Corner is currently the best thing on the internet. Be sure to search for both of them on youtube. You won't regret it.

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About Spaghetti! with Benjamin Apple & Veronica Osorio

All across the nation, people are pouring a glass of that cold white stuff and drinking it down.

This week, we'll sit down to chat with Commerce Banks, the man with the world's strongest bones. He has an interesting story, you'll definitely want to hear. After that, we'll talk with a very tiny, young girl who has been stricken with one of the most severe cases of lactose intolerance ever recorded, Gammy Flash-droids. 

Of course, we'll dive head first into the twitter trends and our nation's headlines, and we'll once again be paid a visit by our good friend, Hank Schlitz, aka The Befuddler. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week, on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Jim Santangeli (twitter.com/jimsantangeli) and Leslie Meisel (twitter.com/lesliemeisel). Hopefully, you already know who these two are, but if not, we recommend typing their names into your search engine of choice. You won't be disappointed.

About Drinking Milk! with Jim Santangeli & Leslie Meisel

From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters, it seems, this week, no one in America can keep quiet about how much they love being quiet.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll sit down with quietness expert, Henley Menley, who teaches a class on the importance of quietness called, "Shh … Quiet Now." After that we'll talk to professional quiet person, Selena Gomez-Adams. Trust us, both of these guys have plenty to say about not saying much.

As always, we'll scan the week's twitter trends, dig into the headlines, and we'll once again have a field piece from reporter, Taylor Moore. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.

This week's episode stars Dan Chamberlain (twitter.com/amfmpm) and Halle Kiefer (twitter.com/hallekiefer). If you're on tumblr, you probably know these two. And if not, hey that's OK, thanks for listening to our show anyway.

About Being Quiet! with Dan Chamberlain & Halle Kiefer

From New York, all the way to California, this week, people will not stop gabbing about this hot, hot new, old campaign.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll sit down with the organizer of Perotchella: A 3-Day 1992 Presidential Experience and Concert, Hilary Library. After that we'll talk to Ross Unclebutter, a Ross Perot superfan who has gotten surgery to look like Ross Perot circa-1992.

And as always, we'll scan the week's twitter trends, dig into our nation's headlines, and we'll once again be visited by our good friend, and Gadget Guru for Parade Magazine, Dermitt Countertop. All that, and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Langan Kingsley (twitter.com/thisislangan) and James Dwyer (twitter.com/jamesbdwyer). Be sure to keep your eyes peeled for their upcoming web series, Space Drifters, coming soon to an internet near you.


About the 1992 Ross Perot Presidential Campaign! with Langan Kingsley & James Dwyer

From morning to night, Americans everywhere are having trouble sleeping this week, as they are just so excited to be talking about some good ol' shut eye.  

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll sit down with sleep mogul/entrepreneur and owner of Sleep Vodka, Paleo. He knows the world of sleep better then anyone. Also on the show, Stunt Illusionist Damin Wain, will attempt to break the world record for longest nap right on the air. You won't want to miss it.

As always, we'll scan the week's hot twitter topics, scan the week's news, and this week, we're paid a special visit from Celebrity Hypnotist, Kensington Bris. All that, and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters. This week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Sam West (twitter.com/swestking) and Matt Klinman (twitter.com/mattklinman). Follow them online or check them out in real life. Your call, just do something.

About Sleep! with Sam West & Matt Klinman

From state to state, this week, it seems Americans everywhere won't stop gabbing about the moms and dads that raised them. 

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll sit down with a kid who has chosen to be raised by multiple parents, McCarren Park-Poole. You think you like parents? Think again. Also on the show, we'll talk to mother-in-training, Berta Bees. We're very excited to hear Berta's story, as she prepares to become a parent herself.

As always, we'll dig into this week's hot twitter trends, take a look at the week's news, and once again, we're paid a visit from our good friend and puzzle master, Hank Schlitz, aka The Befudder. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Adam Bozarth (twitter.com/adambozarth) and Anna Rubanova (twitter.com/theactualanna). Be sure to check out their podcast, Left Handed Radio at lefthandradio.com.

About Parents! with Adam Bozarth & Anna Rubanova

On the Atlantic and the Pacific, and everywhere in between, it stinks, it smells, and people just love it. It's trash!

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll sit down with a human piece of garbage, Reb Frisco. He's the worst humankind has to offer. He's the best! Also on the show, we'll talk to the first person to ever pronounce it, "garbahge," Todd Turbot. Needless to say, Todd is a true trendsetter.

As always, we'll see what's trending on twitter, scan the nation's headlines, and once again, we're paid a visit from our good from Parade Magazine, Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertop. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Justin Tyler (twitter.com/jtsizzle) and Michael Hartney (twitter.com/michaelhartney). If you google them, you'll see they're both legitimate comic book experts, but that has nothing to do with garbage. So bye!

About Garbage! with Justin Tyler & Michael Hartney

People everywhere are standing in line, begging their friends and just doing whatever it takes to get a severe case or two of the hottest thing going in America right now, Chicken Pox.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll sit down with TV pitchman and inventor of the Pox Chamber, Jason Flowers. He has a great name, so naturally, we're excited to talk to him. Also on the show, we'll talk to a chicken pox party-planner to the stars, Alexander Graham Dell. 

As always, we'll see what's trending on twitter, scan the nation's headlines, and once again, we're paid a visit from our good friend and puzzle guru Hank Schlitz, aka The Befuddler. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Tim Daniels (twitter.com/yourpaltim) and Tom Reynolds (twitter.com/tomreynolds). Be sure to check out their great, and very successful, podcast, The Complete Guide to Everything at tcgte.com.

About Chicken Pox! with Tim Daniels & Tom Reynolds

From the Mall of America to the mall in your town, people everywhere are feeling the pain and swelling up with pride as they pursue their latest obsession, Getting Stung by Bees!

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll sit down with bee-sting designer to the stars, Honey DeNiro. Then later, we're joined by a medical doctor who has tips on how to best attract bees this summer, Dr. Theresa Dentist.

Of course, we'll also take a look at the headlines, this week's twitter trends, and we're paid a special visit from our good friend and resident animal expert at West Chester County Animal Asylum, Click Tatties. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Georgie Aldaco (twitter.com/georgiealdaco) and Katie Simon (twitter.com/kmsimon). Be sure to check out their great sketch team Former Business Partners at the UCB Theatre in NYC. Goodbye!


About Getting Stung by Bees! with Georgie Aldaco & Katie Simon

From East Brunswick, New Jersey to South Bend, Indiana, Americans everywhere are buzzing about that sloppy, edible treat they love to call dip!

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll sit down with a Youtube sensation known as The Big Dipper, whose dip-themed viral videos have made him an overnight sensation, Francis Liebenstein. Then later in the show, we'll talk to a double-dipping advocate, and founder of Hamlisch & Hamlisch, Marv Hamlisch.

Of course, we've got headlines, a quick twitter check-in, and we're paid yet another visit from our good friend and puzzle guru, Hank Schlitz, aka The Befuddler. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Mike Scollins (twitter.com/mikescollins) and Bridey Elliott (twitter.com/brideylee). Be sure to check them out on stage and screen. Enjoy your week!

About Dip! with Mike Scollins & Bridey Elliott

All across this great land of ours, people are yelling and screaming about, you guessed it, tying the knot.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we'll sit down with a woman who's always a bridesmaid, never a bride, Melanie Chunt. Then later in the show, we'll talk to the man who can't hold his peace, Elliot Black.

Of course, we'll look at this week's headlines, we've got your twitter trend check-in of the week, and once again, we're paid a visit from our good friend, Hank Schlitz, aka The Befuddler. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters, this week on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Natasha Rothwell (twitter.com/natasharothwell) and Dan Hodapp (twitter.com/danhodapp). Together they make up the improv powerhouse, Hodapp & Rothwell. Check 'em out. Bye everyone!

About Getting Married! with Natasha Rothwell & Dan Hodapp

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