A gentleman stands proud. A gentleman stands true. And most importantly of all, a gentleman will never be caught short without a hat. A gesture to the tip top Tommy Garret.

Look at Me

Minnie Ripperton came swanning into the room, all booty shakin' and cake makin'. Served up some smahing iced donuts and gave us a peck on the cheek on the way out.

Phat Check

Rolling home to Poppa as fast as I can. Toby got shot. Toby is dead. 

Poppa, Wheres my Gun?

Rat Racoon: A rare breed of flightless bird with the leg of a rat and the leg of a racoon.

Rat Racoon

This tune was made using the glass plated ribs of a retired circus bear.

Ribs

A whirling smackhammer of raw tide smasheth down upon your entire army.

Rolling Fury

Based on a splendid intro from Rose Royce, this tune is a wonderful musical laxative.

Smooth to the Touch

The Nod was made in darkest Norway where we happened upon an underground village of web toed gnome men who travel to the Earths surface every Autumn to perform their entirely hetrosexual mating ritual.

The Nod

One eyed Rusty McRoshnosh sauntered from the silenced crowd carrying a sawn off. His leg was busted in three places, but with a hurried brush down, it was healed. Roshnosh's crippling pain was immediately transfered to his woeful enemy, Swanbuck Fargo.

We are the Law

UPBEAT? UPBEAT? YOU WANT UPBEAT DO YA? I'LL GIVE YOU UPBEAT ALL OVER YOUR BEAMING FACE MATE. Upbeat.

Well Done You

A sweet plucking guitar elated with a chuppa chup baseline to make you nod your box clean off its mantelpiece.

Winter Warmer

    If Music be the Food of Love, Play on!
    ~William Shakespeare


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