This is what I hear every morning.  Just replay it about 20 times for full effect.

Meow

Guy snoring while getting a foot massage.  I wish my phone could record better, because I didn't want to be much closer to this dude.  He was snoring so loud, I was surprised he didn't wake himself up.

Snoring2

Nothing better than choosing one unsuspecting friend as the 'birthday girl' and convincing 23 other people to sing to her.

Happy birthday

Scanning my MRT card to get off of the bus signaling the beginning of my day.

Bus beep

Waiting in the lobby of the Marina Bay Sands

amyisgone