(Version 1/2. Post Band Approval.)

I'm raining
like a smooth jello with my gluey feet
planted on a balcony 
explaining
that I am a king, though adorable
I must admit my faulty ugly truth:
I am a zombie but if you kiss me I promise you won't be too
prog rock shrieks of pure romance, incurable
rants of everlasting happiness dance



on a little window, closed shut Mace
windu in the face no pillow save 
the escape of a demonic clown who praised
the insanity of sour diesel vanity 
manicly composing a song about a woman
who was never there, only an orphan
who felt everything Anakin did but didn't care
for the air of the barless jar jar is the one and only true scar~ a blood tissue, wrapped in bacon napalm grease, an issue with a kiss, you, never thought god could swallow, a hollow light darker than the redest motto


I call tomorrow a plastic arrival
horizons of rifles against elastic eifels
fill my void to the sugary print of dirt red
wash my face on the earth of serpents
and kiss goodnight the hell I once depended
and now I amend to bend the triple six
from selfless revenge, I slaughter Anakin
and praise the warmest Luke of halflings
ever to walk the rebel planets
You could say I planned it from the start
don't do what I did every parent 
wants their child to reach for the stars
I love you son, go ahead and be the omen one

The FroggER Song

(Version 2. Post Band Approval. Final Version.)

I sadly ponder unusable pick up lines
golden sun blue eyes, something fun
something that rhymes
now I have no idea how to approach her
on this train, packed with staring eyes
so I wait and get off early at her stop
I stutter confidently and tell her the poem
thank you she says and excuse me
and as I move out of the way my world spins
a cyclone hopeless and alone I walk the tracks home and wet my dirty 8 hour pillow
just... just give me a chance please I beg of you
my soul aches from the depths of associated
guilt fallen angels and freak myself to the monster golden I once was
golden but stolen from the rivers of death
pulling my life force out of head smashing rocks
used like a toy by every being I know I'm sure..
it's, it's been said, that I am too nice
listening to the recluse by cursive
and xandnay on the what I feed it
stamped inside my heart with what I feeeeeeel
blasting this music in public as women pass
nothing changes
same story different day
I'm unworthy of a gentle love
only demons can start the cycle of words
cursing me to repeat horrors of hell
never heard of by the socially intelligent
I die afraid that I will not ever be accepted
into a nuture I so desperately am jealous
and crave

The Song That Made You Fall In Love With Me And Cry Because You Are So Beautiful 2

Me ~ 
I'ma count to three and tickle your belly until you pee/
one, your the okayest girlfriend with Triple D's/
two, you're a fucking nutcase so no wonder you're sucking deez ..../
three, Elmo got that red beard and I'm fucking scratching till there's surgery... make you more fluffy/
with this cotton ballsack in your spleen/


Fuck you till there's no juice left, AJ STYLE(S)/
What are you having for breakfast today babe? Mini wheats? I'ma lace it with hillbilly crack cuz that SHIT is wild!/
silly goose, no tooth, your rhymes read like Dr Seuss had a retarded child/
got hit in the head too many times like a bad case of X Files/
You're back from the brink cuz I made that pink stink when I filled it to the brim with your own cum/
tied you to a chair with a vibrat-(aer) at max hum/
you can't walk, can't talk, but I'll cuddle you hun/
then give you pegged legs like Misery and laugh as I make you run
Go get me some grapes bitch/ and I need a seaweed fan cuz fuck your life, you're my slave now, now give me a kiss/


Baby ~ 
One fish, two fish, three fish, honestly didn't think you could make it to three cuz you only last two seconds when you're inside me
The cat in the hat could make a better comeback, how you gonna try to battle with that wack crap.
Don't get it twisted love, i know I'm a mad dog but shit, you gotta try and hit harder then this.
I'm from way out in the sticks, chain smoking,whiskey drinking, son of a bitch.
we don't take no shit, I'll make you my bitch boy
yeah i got them triple D's with a side of thick thighs, witchy vibes, you're just a toy.
I'll peg that ass, till you pass out, put you in a coma down in Tacoma, like your IQ did from "marojewwona".
crashing into you like a hurricane, I'ma make it rain down this lyrical pain.
you really want to play this game, my little slave i'll tap that ass like a tidal wave.
now you're just playing with fire, have you splayed upon this pyre. come now baby girl, bet you didn't think I would take you for a whirl.
better run, or better yet I'll just make you cum, for fun.
put you into chastity, giving a whole new meaning to blue balls, still want some?
I'll be the big spoon, my precious kitty cat but you better meow while i plow.
I'll roll you up in a ball and stuff you in my pussy to show you your new home.

DickSlicer

(Instrumental Version 4. Vocals Version 2. Abandoned After Failure To Extend Beat)

Rap part ~


chiseled shwang break it off like Liu Kang
two cans sharpen my rusty spoon you swallow nuts
WU-Tang, Spew hands with noob men
lube pen-is but, whole death again
getting revenge these little fake friends
pressing send on their body bags piled like a mountain, there's no heads, just diced fascia skin


Scream part ~


take a shit on your head and produce biblical gold
your Christian God is dead certainly old, no glitch, used up clit, too much dick
these old men can't even seed the youth with this catholic cell cellar inbred bread, black void wormhole taking me to the past, Jesus said:


AM ~


"I am but a pacifist bisexual drunk smoking that good weed and doing shrooms all I ever wanted was for peace to win, and for some reason you think all that matters is accepting me somehow saves you from sin and takes you to that special place inside my head you call heaven, cuz you afraid to die, afraid to be tortured yet seek revenge, how dare you say you know me when all you took from me was my end..."

Dickslicer 1 (Abandoned Version)

(Version 1. Final and Never Again Version)

I ran from sleep bleached my stomach with grounds their eyes are scarecrows black tears fell the sand chews its straw my time has come to stop believing I'm relevant I'm gonna happen I'm just the drain in the ecology nothing more than water tied to beads restricted to apology I'm lost in the epiphany nobody has to hear a sound but I'm lost lost in the crowd the tower falls and I'm wet again

The Scarecrow (The Sickle Ran Me Through The Mud)

(Version 1. Final Version)

A freestyle about eating orphans after those fuckerz ate my waffles.

Somebody Ate My Waffies

(Version 1 Band Input In Progress)

kind of hard to accept that I owe this world a debt
everybody dies
through all my lies there's a regret

It's so fucking hard to accept that she's leaving me
I was halfway built in her image
that's not an apology
that's a kiss goodnight on a third eye
I'm so fucking proud of
through all my lies there's a regret
but I do not sweat the small stuff I can't hold on
with love

It's so fucking hard to accept that she's leaving me
I was halfway built in her image
that's not an apology
that's a kiss goodnight on a third eye
I'm so fucking proud of

July 2023 My Mom Got Diagnosed With Blood Cancer (Sheltered Moon)

(Final Version. Solo Input by SJ)

Gut gashes, the limousine crashes
crackle the temple with the powdered glasses

he's still alive, he arrived....
the hell is on the other side...
but he needs a ride...
the heaven won't let him inside
and there's no place to hide
take it in, it's too late to cry for his sin
of never doing anything

gut gashes, the limousine crashes
crackle the temple with the powdered glasses
gut gashes... but there's nothing inside
the limo crashes... if it's over why is he still alive?

Just take it all, just take it all

But he needs a ride the heaven won't let him inside
and there's no place to hide
take it in
it's too late
to cry for his sins of never doing anything

heart beating faster towards an attack
he lost his breath to the grey and now his lungs are cracked
the pink cavity slams his head with a thumb too dumb to come back....
it's all black...
then white all over again against his will
his fears become strategies to chill
and clings to the mystery of his refill

White And Black (Lithium)

(Version 1 Pre Band Input)

intro ~ you have a million dreams per second
and each dream lasts a lifetime therefore,
when we dream we are time traveling
and it technically could be possible,
to bring something back to the real world

Verse 1 ~ gifted eyes, green like a cat's going through these lives, it's a rap, take another swipe par nine, get in the car seat soaked with red wine we're crashing out to our gullible demise... (SPLATTERED GLASS CRASH SOUND)

Bridge ~ YO MOTHA FUCKA WAKE UP!!

Chorus ~ all the giant things so every you
set aside for the rounds I chew

(let me break your body, let me feel you compress)
slide down my guts, this is your eternal rest...
(just let me break you down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down)

Bridge ~ what's in my hand?
oh it's a glass shard...
time to fuck up this plant's plans....

Chorus ~ Stab the eye, really hard
grab the lives, back in the car

Verse 2 ~ "Dude what happened to your eye?
it looks like it just went blind"
I feel like shit girl, I'ma bounce.
*snatches wine*
here take this Benjamine
"thanks bro... it was only twenty dollars"
well go get yourself some cheese suga momma
"I'm alright I'ma just go home and order Mickey D's". alright take care sis!
you too bro!

Easy Love

A Million Dreams Per Second (Unmastered)

(Billie Eilish Instrumental Remix by Wet Jesus)


I screamed in blood fire from my cigarette ashed wrist
"You NEVER LOVED MEE GOD!!"
I tortured my mind off medication as the rain just kept pouring down
"Why am I unworthy OF YOUR FUCKING LOVVVE!!"
I soled my soul to save a demon, no meds
my dick was on burnt, before we ever even had sexy time in bed
when I played The Cure's Disintegration and came so tearfully during Homesick
I licked your pussy after the album finished just so you could cum again
because I was so thankful that you became my chick
after I asked you "are we a couple now?"
and I was no longer just a friend
I named my fucking band Anakin Killed The Orphans
because I hated women yet hopelessly wanted one around
I realize now
how stupid I was...
of course I had to wait
if I wanted my love life to be great
I long to runaway into your arms
and live in your heart
and we'll always be together
even if Satan sends me to heaven.

Zeki's Song

(FMJ) Forgive Me, Jesus Instrumental

Creambags

Jestah Jest in the balls no stress
took a massive booby in his mouth to digest
now he's all ripped like a keg ready to peg rap free hoes with his leg
his way or the not so bitch way
he's got more street cred than Chinese shit play
blacker than some feral cat fallopian thighs
seduced and cooked by some Phillipino guys
what SS did in rap free stays in rap free
but let's just say there's a reason I want titties. 
yet I've discovered there's more in life than weed
like listening to SS pop some unusually large cherries
thick egos getting a glass of warm milk
gotta love the tenacity 

Wet Mermaid Wid Words

God Keeps Beating The Devil And The World Watches

Created by Shadow Jay as I am the only one left in the band as of January 2024

7 is going to be about the first Kotaro Fuma. a little bit of historical fiction and a new name. 

Kotaro Fuma 7 (Instrumental)

The Voices Keep Telling Me I'm The Messiah (Mixed and Mastered by Tanz)

I Was Pegged FOR SIX HOURRRS!!

Serving Mcniggets With A Big Mac 11 (Instrumental)

allow me to demonstrate my red rain
your music sounds deranged, like some kind a' tweeker tryna catch fame
a lost cause, all you'll catch is a tight fade, broke jaw and a throat full of lemonade
yo fatass, you need a breather, you're not flowing in meter, too many breaks
you got such a blue face you look like Felon carrying your overweight mom on her waist
your evil psychology doesn't stop me... K-OZ, probably, but who the fuck cares when her music taste revolves around an NF monopoly
all I got is adlibs? this coming from a man that can't even add his? my songs speak of sadness, yours are just a sad bitch screaming at the wind with no one to fight but the madness
I'll fight you, you faggot, I'll cook you up a big mac 11 and fill it up with maggots
420 chicken Mcniggets get you more fucked up than PS1 Hagrid
call the marines on me you little piglet, fucking jar jar, got no bars beyond fubar
and at being a retard you got a full house like Bob Saget

Serving Mcniggets With A Big Mac 11

My Schizoaffective Experience Simulation

you brought me here to this wasteland of now
I'm horsed up on product anarchic glutten, like-button me up like a crowd
the fuck I need a crown for when I got the volume better listen to me now
I seen his pain spurt out and lash, I combed down my Auschwitz tatt survivor of a crash
so here we were exchanging our past, counting sheep and explaining what it's like to be black
he told me all I need to know to follow the right path, staying true to the math
the demons in my head may want to paint the world red
but seeing dead is what them blue feds lack
he told me you can't be smart and have a heart if you want to lead the seed into the ass
that's why Solomon clinged to his father's wrath
and a black power is a jacked tower for a sociopath
keep at it he says even if they laugh
put your pieces on the board and never sacrifice your queen for a dream
and a dream for a queen
we smoke smoke this weed till the air we breathe is free of lies
lying here in this car crying cuz it took us so long to realize
motherfucker if you touch her ima cut our ties and end your life....
even if it was all just a lie
the world is just that blind
and we're so deaf we won't help you even if we cry

The OG Settings (Instrumental)

mama always said don't be no gutter boy
deeeeep in the methane fields we was city folk
they wasn't friendly to our shade
she said run like the wind
little brother done smoke his last straw
burnt alive at the age of four
daddy fought em with his muscles
their brains smeared on the cottage
momma and I ran for twenty miles without any shoes
we knew we was leaving tracks
we didn't know they weren't ours

Stuck On Loop But Fading

I met a man
said I was his bestfriend
he sold weed
wanted to sell it too
we met up
taught me philosophy
namaste
tried to teach me wing-chun
fell in love

one day on the transit
high as fuck
"we're both neutral good, right?"
walks me home
when I got to my stop
Princess Jasmine
she was dressed up in cosplay
felt so much pain
I used to be Aladdin
but now I see
reason for his distance

"bro you're a rebel, you don't mind getting locked up
I'm just hustling and tryna survive...
it ain't right what I'm going through but...
I ain't doing the world no favors
but I promise it'll always be namaste
'I see you'
I can't let you make a mistake
not like me and not with me
I'm sorry bro
this is goodbye..."

Street Rebel (SourmasterSour)

I moved out the hood in tenth grade
pants were sagging walking forwards sideways
women mad as hell looking at that ten inch tent grave
men looking at my ass fagging on some sweat made
guarantee it ain't dookie stains but real shit
these highwater pass me downs is hard to explain
I could never fuck a nasty bitch knowing her cervix will spray
I ain't nervous in the service but it takes effort if I ain't sleeping I came
work smart play smart, jerk hearts and play cards
fold when I'm against all odds just for an ace
up my waist to make 4 asses break like fallen stars
gut fuck the nine with a fully auto spine, manual
the wheel so I can drift away into the finish lines
12 shots of Daniel's wine, black out this white light owlll, owlll owlll owlll, fucking cow

Sour Walk Inst

if the stains of the root change the brains of the youth, the exchanged habits continue to drain our lifeholes down the maze of plotholes that to explain would leave you more annoyed than potholes on a 9 to 5 express train to your forever remains where you will stay unmotivated like road invaded bums collecting handsome sums of green that you look down upon for failing at the american dream in the mirror your superior arrogant scheme will leave you older than dog shit on a narrowly tangent sack of black beans.... you has been, seen only as cash in... cashing out is why I'm rapping

Mayth Concept that you be nonviolent... run the fuck away when it get's too fucking violent, see you can chill in the streets and take the heat... it's easier than pretending you gotta kill with the heat cuz you ain't in defeat... you're a survivor everytime they try to push you down you stand higher... don't fucking let them kidnap you, haul ass you runaway fuck climb up and land wired

Mayth Concept (SourmasterSour)

she told me kid, you're an alien
giving me mail again with her fees
this fee-mail wants me to feel like a free-male
but she's fucking Bill in circles of ill-will?
no... I won't give you my Netflix, no chill
this hoe tried to pull my seed out the ground
like I'm an organic blackface painted clown?
I'm not black and the only thing brown about you is your unibrow
that seems to get harrier every time you orgasm and scream my name like a cow
I told her, girl... you're a human
you think you're ass is the fattest and by being the baddest
the universe gravitates around you like Truman
and that's just not true, fam... you're just a pig
and you're gonna get your karma for carelessly thinking you're so big


(it's about scamming an indian scammer who tried convincing me I was an Alien but I already)

Alien Version 1 (Insincere)

Just A Joke From A Joke King

and the kids all laughed, hating me for free
my words, my path, distorted poems of misery
rhymes that didn't rhyme, tempo that was off the beat
"quit drumming to that stupid song
all you do is write stories and sleep
everything you do is wrong
and you'll pay for this eventually
your ass is grass, go shower you worthless hippie seed
I killed your dog, raped him miserabley
you have no friends, abandoned frequently"
they stole my poems, my plays of make believe
girls were awful, only tomboys ever talked to me
saying over the same three things
"how long has it been, since you showered and brushed your teeth
eww ewww ewwww, your really grossing me
why do you always sleep?"
why do you always sleep?
y do u always sleep.....

Why Do You Always Sleep - Fugazi I'm So Tired Parody

Batman Vs Joker

lyrics ~ gary had a .45, .45, .45, gary had a ,.45 and the military couldn't find his home

RoBotZ R Duh BESS

it hurts both ways please get me out of these tight clothes I am with family and I'm not even wearing boxers... I can't have sex too regularly because my wifey's pussy will bleed and we both might get an infection and condoms just don't work for me because I last too long and they slip out


short answer ~ Straight up... if possible


SHORT ANSWER ~ If I don't have an errection you can hardly tell it's there.... wouldn't even hold my dick to pee unless I'm signing my name

Which Way Does It Hang?

Math Rock That Makes You Feel Happy After All You've Been Through 2

Cinnamon Sugar

You Were Too Beautiful And We Weren't Ready

Ive Been Played By Women Who Call Themselves My Mother (Remastered)

Journey of Righteousness And Law Justice

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Most important thing in the world for one is one's safety.... in the grand scheme of things it is for everyone to be safe, yet you simply cannot always be safe when life is dangerous.... but everyone can survive until death and not be stupid.... If there was no end to one's time, nothing would stop them from surviving and getting smarter except thinking outside the circle of gods because the problem is you are still there as the circle keeps expanding. regression becomes the only way of progression after stagnation and that is why you must fuck and die and cannot get everyone to always fuck with everyone. A steady beat (2) is a rectangle and a bar is a square, a perfect 5th, 7th, or 9th is a circle and eventually it ends... a zero.... and starts over... a 1

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