How Many Memes Can YOU Fit Inside Your Anus?

If there are two things I have learned in my many years of living in the world that we call ‘home’, it’s that everyone, and I really mean EVERYONE, loves two things: memes, and inserting things into their anuses. Now, I’m not one to judge; having partaken in both of these activities many times in my life, it would be hypocritical of me to do so; but I cannot help but question the judgement of those who have not yet tried the glorious practice of anal memery.

But what is anal memery? Well, as the title of this article suggests, it is the practice of inserting raw, fresh, delicious memes into one’s own raw, fresh, and delicious anus. Be it the rarest pepe or a picture of a black guy saying something which is probably deeply offensive to everyone, the exquisite pleasure of the hot slimy load of sludgy, filthy, disgusting memery ripping your ripe anus in half and then plowing you repeatedly until you scream in orgasmic ecstasy.

The practice of anal memery originated in the 1990s when a Mr. Gabriel D. Meme, in the midst of his daily rounds of meme-posting on the then relatively young and innocent message-boards of the anime discussion site 4chan, had an epiphany. “Most memes come forth from the human anus,” he thought, as he drew phalli on pictures of Ash Ketchum using MS Paint, “yet mankind, the same species that split the atom and set foot on the moon, has yet to 

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